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TheDirtySanchezBros
#40 I am so sorry if I ever disrespected you.
bhobby1212
#6 alphabet soup came out in 1867, ramen was invented in the late 19th century and the font 1931. Ramen didn’t become “mainstream” until after ww2 and the 1970s in the US this concludes my TED talk.
middlenameconfusion
#43 When the universe tells you to sit down, don't argue.
dingodango
#24 the infamous “Saturday morning breakfast.”
anononanonanona
#6 alphabet soup is older than ramen (or arguably, about the same age). Yes, seriously.
anononanonanona
Worth noting that when ramen was new it was not well regarded by most JP people due to its china associations (originated in a Chinatown), so it’s unlikely anyone naming alphabet soups back then would have heard of it let alone wanted the association.
BenderRodriguz1010
#4 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NXdtZnhmOWMwbHdrOHl1d3B6ZGtvZmQzcGlsajhodmQ1bnJteDF0eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kYBStwgFSLeJq/200w.webp
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dingodango
#4 fr fr
Eonymia
McDonald's Finland used to run a chicken burger add with a pig protesting around a McDonald's and yelling out at people to "Eat chicken!"
Warzone12
#13 either the baby is unamused or just as locked in as dad.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
#5
SlyeFox
#6 We call it 'Alphabetti Spaghetti' here in the UK.
Cearnaigh
#11 What in the Liefeld are these.
malakim
#6 Because Ramen has noodles in it. We have been over this, Carl.
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LitigiousWhelk
You're gonna be disgusted when you learn what americans call pretty much any kind of pasta.
PunnyTiger
#47 put it on the table exactly like that; it's perfect.
SirBonSama
#29 "Screw you guys, I'm going home! No, no. SCREW YOU... HOME!"
aabcdort
#4 Body positivity? In this economy? +1
SternLecturePlumbing
Wore my cowgirl boots tonight and wanted to spread the love
Incognitomodeactivated
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aabcdort
Fabulous
jayman0123
#47 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NGY3c2lrMHF2Nm1weW84azkzdWQ4enc4aWNhdnFsMzI2NHJ0OG4zOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/SF9Z0shNT07T2/200w.webp
0570
#20 back in college there was this one guy who was convinced Tupac wasn't dead and that he'd return with the greatest album of all times. He had entire conspiracy theories worked out. Bro's still waiting I bet.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#18 is this the Bad Bunny ive been hearing about?
dingodango
“If I were a” bunny
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different genre. That's Disgruntled Bunny
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
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VerySunBurned
#46 Roommates.
ChuckleVoodooist
#4 this is me! Sometimes you just gotta jiggle the fat, cause it makes you feel better about it. The fat doesn't make me ugly, it just makes it a little harder for my personality to shine through to other people.
KalliJ
mccar7hy
I miss GoGurt, a yogurt that really fitted my on-the-go lifestyle
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davesaint01930
#5 DAMN DANIEL, WITH THE WHITE VANS
joleeen
#4 that’s a nice butt.
Cosmicfisherman
#32 I found this bunny.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#8
stillnodog
#21 4. Birds.
It’s just one song, sure, but it’s SO MANY BIRDS that I feel it brings the Christmas song - bird ratio to quite a high level.
EroticZombiePants
5) Wanting to bang Santa Claus
stillnodog
Hey, that should maybe even be number 3! Forgot about the being horny for Santa ones. Both the ones that hint at Santa being the dad/husband and the ones that are just straight up horny for a generous man with a dad bod… wait. Hm. Yea. I kind of see it now when I write it down…
BicycleRepairWoman
In Danish at least, there are more winter/christmas songs involving birds. Mainly birds in cold weather, actually.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#12 I see pride.
I see power.
I seed a bad-ass mother, who won’t take no crap offa nobody!
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Tanks! But I’m actually a big advocate for taking crap off of people. Very honorable skill set
MayMayz4DayzYo
It appears you have not seen Cool Runnings.
SternLecturePlumbing
Oh lol! I actually just watched it a couple weeks ago! Damn good movie
writerdahling
Flashback to Jerry Maguire(?).
writerdahling
Ahh, Cool Runnings. My brain is not what it used to be. 😅
theycallmedoctornooche
#4 maaaan if I could bottle that body confidence up... I'd give it away for free and help a lot of folks see themselves as sexy as I see them (and hopefully get to help them jiggle a lil myself)
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Jiggle on, friend!