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Aug 2, 2020 2:14 AM
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EnlightenmentSatori
Who developed this? And how was this developed? ???
goodBEan
I have known a few toddlers that want to kill me
Takethejump
Generous of you to assume that toddlers don't want to kill you.
ongabonga
when in doubt use molotovs from a distance and shout requests
SophieClockwise
junkgoof
Wearing a mask on your chin under your mouth is worse than not wearing a mask.
here4mischief
This reminded me that I had a dream with a jacked mountain lion in it. Thanks Imgur
TheLeifOfTheParty
Anyone who assumes that toddlers don't want to kill you hasn't spent enough time with toddlers
frenzys9
Solkanarmy
so, americans, are you within your rights to force people to wear masks at gunpoint as they pose a deadly threat to you otherwise?
3Davideo
Actually toddlers do want to kill you; what they lack is the ability.
TGPRax
This is not how Venn diagrams work.
FutureHylian
Ive been around a lot of anti maskers. From my experience they also fit in the "refuse to take a bath" category.
LogarithmicRhinoceros
That would explain why they're so freaked out about breathing in their own filth.
ArcSabrael
Lmao I feel like 'antimasker' is equivalent to the ol NPC meme being used as a political weapon more than anything.
narniasreal
Many anti maskers also resist taking a bath.
SithShodan
As someone playing the hell out of Red Dead Redemption 2, mountain lions are certainly easier.
hankscorpio007
My body my choice
harleyandjunior
TheWinged7
HeySuperVillainsIGetIt
I’m pretty sure my toddler would have killed me by now if he had the means and/or upper body strength.
90kgprojectile
Every comment will be how toddlers and mountain lions are more reasonable
Zahnradfee
Ackchually: "ARE MOUNTAIN LIONS DANGEROUS? - To deer, yes! To people, not so much. [...] If lions had any natural urge to hunt people, >
Zahnradfee
there would be attacks every single day. Instead, they avoid us." https://www.mountainlion.org/FAQfrequentlyaskedquestions.php
Zahnradfee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar#Attacks_on_humans
Zahnradfee
Also, Mountain Lion does NOT refuse to take a bath:
eppykaze
Mountain Lions are easy to reason with, just bribe it with food.
jagoff2eggmemes
Or shoot it...
AngryTeacher
Food isn't reasoning though...
GedMerrilin
And they are usually more interested in avoiding u than killing u
KOZtic
Unless they haven't found anything to eat in weeks. Hunger is a great motivator.
BlueIsMyFavoriteFlavor
Use the toddler.
Biggdadyblood
Use an antimasker
howToLoseTheGame
Or yourself
FutureHylian
Use the anti vax/ masker
squeakypanda
MrMattster
That's not a good idea. You don't want to infect the mountain lion with all those diseases
Raxiel
It's ok, Lions don't vote Democrat
thebirdsnake3916
Anti-maskers don't want to kill you. They just think covid19 either isn't a big deal or fake.
rshini
given how many of them pulled guns and knives out on people asking them to wear masks, one broke the leg of a cancer patient today.
andwings2go
And likely don’t bathe enough either, so...
thebirdsnake3916
Some are very clean. So clean it is dirty.
Covidnineteen
Can confirm, covid is fake
Woodcastle
Torn in which direction to vote this. Take a meh.
Solkanarmy
check username then upvote :P
thebirdsnake3916
/s?
PotatoesCatnip
The username
Covidnineteen
I'm deadly serious
rshini