Back in the 90's I used to really love rhcp despite how corny they were. Now I really love them despite noticing in hindsight that a solid 25% of their content was "winga wunga bungerbage mirl I just screwed an underage girl". It's not a good look
The devils that billionaires made a deal with to get rich finally realized there really isnt any reason to be subtle anymore, so that's just the portal opening up while they take what little cash you have
imyourrealdad
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and one is a little lighter.
streetcatz
you know, when you light your lighters, they get a little lighter
WolvesofFenris
Lost it at the wallet. 😂🤣
MagnumRadhard
So we're letting the wallet slide?
someguy7734206
So we're literally playing with fire now?
LeftRightThere
This dude is the guy stealing everyone’s lighter
friendsofsandwiches
well that gives a whole new meaning of money 'burning a hole in your pocket'
Malathiel
I wonder if the sprinkler would work if all this accidentally caught fire in his pocket?
facemcsh00ty
Am I a lighter?
SilentSecretMan
Imagine if cave man had that pocket
DameDePiques
Green flame? What is inside that lighter?
GODzillaFH
The phallus-shaped one didn't go off properly.
Bobdole010
Ok, but what the fuck is that soundtrack in the background?
Wraid
well the original song is 凤凰传奇--自由飞翔 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxjeObg7y4&list=RDFdxjeObg7y4 , but the video uses some kind of Japanese cover that I'm having no luck finding
RamanBiot
If it was the cure for ass cancer I'd prefer to have the cancer.
JohnBigboote74
You know what you should do with that lighter shaped like a red hot chili pepper? Give it away, give it away, give it away now.
BurnieCinders
Keidis is a pedo and wrote about it in his autobiography.
iovebeans
I gave it a weight once before. When I gave it a weigh again, it was a little lighter.
Apothecarius
I used mine standing in line to see the show tonight
Larktonguesinadicecup
Back in the 90's I used to really love rhcp despite how corny they were. Now I really love them despite noticing in hindsight that a solid 25% of their content was "winga wunga bungerbage mirl I just screwed an underage girl". It's not a good look
lysani
A lot of those have no safety mechanism to prevent them from lighting inside your pocket or bag if something presses on them...
WhatzitTooya
It's a novelty lighter, not a good lighter.
kickahippie
That basketball one especially made me pause
mehimbored
Which weighs more? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane? The answer is a gallon of water since butane is a lighter fluid.
nelllybellly1
You ain't my dad.
StewedTomaters
My dad says butane's a bastard gas.
vonKaiser
The more you light your light lighter, the lighter your light lighter gets, until it's too light to light.
redsmerf
Jeremydium
"Can I light your cigarette with my wallet?"
labyrinthconvention
green flame or fidget-spinner-gun-lighter, santa I can't choose
lumpybear
Anyone know the song
NegativeMass
omg i love this! almost makes me want to start smoking again so i have an excuse to collect these and show them off on smoke breaks.
Ghlargh
Get the lighters, show them off, and if someone asks you for a light you go "sorry i don't smoke" and walk off.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Most illegal in the EU
Scobragon
What are you on about?
phydaux4242
I WANT that wallet
CatskinnerKeen
Came here to say that.
KilroyLichking
wait can we talk about the wallet spontaneously combusting
Crozekiel
Its a lighter that looks like a wallet. Duh.
hellothisispeggy
denryAwwVillain
Steam sale
manhands
Just a normal wallet, yo
SQKILL2
what are you talking about? that's an awesome trap for thieves
Renza0
The devils that billionaires made a deal with to get rich finally realized there really isnt any reason to be subtle anymore, so that's just the portal opening up while they take what little cash you have
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
Never seen that before, but last week a guy had this at my bar. Figured he was a magician. Now I know it was a lighter.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Stupid. Lightning build has way better synergies
CJAW
Does yours not?
lospaturno
only during Steam sales
KilroyLichking
i mean only when i'm at the grocery store but the gif imply a better level of control than mine has currently
Humputse
You just need to spend cash to make a wallet lighter.
thedewser
Only during Steam summer sale.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Fire wallet, it's a magician's prop
Nnoodles
The hell it is. Mine lights on fire like that every time I open it these days and there is nothing magical about it.
NorthernHalibut
You didn’t chant ”steam sale” near it while signing the letters G and N repeatedly in sign language, did you?
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Are you sure you didn't just leave a portal to hell in one of the card pockets again?
HTMpaius
Mine has a moth in it that flies whenever I open it.
Nerdypoo
Mine always has a moth fly into it when I open it. I have to scoop out the moths every week