Lighters

Dec 15, 2025 5:41 AM

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and one is a little lighter.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you know, when you light your lighters, they get a little lighter

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lost it at the wallet. 😂🤣

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we're letting the wallet slide?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So we're literally playing with fire now?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dude is the guy stealing everyone’s lighter

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well that gives a whole new meaning of money 'burning a hole in your pocket'

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the sprinkler would work if all this accidentally caught fire in his pocket?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I a lighter?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine if cave man had that pocket

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Green flame? What is inside that lighter?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The phallus-shaped one didn't go off properly.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, but what the fuck is that soundtrack in the background?

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

well the original song is 凤凰传奇--自由飞翔 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdxjeObg7y4&list=RDFdxjeObg7y4 , but the video uses some kind of Japanese cover that I'm having no luck finding

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it was the cure for ass cancer I'd prefer to have the cancer.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

You know what you should do with that lighter shaped like a red hot chili pepper? Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

7 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Keidis is a pedo and wrote about it in his autobiography.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gave it a weight once before. When I gave it a weigh again, it was a little lighter.

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I used mine standing in line to see the show tonight

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Back in the 90's I used to really love rhcp despite how corny they were. Now I really love them despite noticing in hindsight that a solid 25% of their content was "winga wunga bungerbage mirl I just screwed an underage girl". It's not a good look

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot of those have no safety mechanism to prevent them from lighting inside your pocket or bag if something presses on them...

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's a novelty lighter, not a good lighter.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That basketball one especially made me pause

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Which weighs more? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane? The answer is a gallon of water since butane is a lighter fluid.

7 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

You ain't my dad.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dad says butane's a bastard gas.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The more you light your light lighter, the lighter your light lighter gets, until it's too light to light.

7 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Can I light your cigarette with my wallet?"

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

green flame or fidget-spinner-gun-lighter, santa I can't choose

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anyone know the song

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg i love this! almost makes me want to start smoking again so i have an excuse to collect these and show them off on smoke breaks.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get the lighters, show them off, and if someone asks you for a light you go "sorry i don't smoke" and walk off.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most illegal in the EU

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

What are you on about?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I WANT that wallet

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Came here to say that.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait can we talk about the wallet spontaneously combusting

7 months ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 3

Its a lighter that looks like a wallet. Duh.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Steam sale

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a normal wallet, yo

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what are you talking about? that's an awesome trap for thieves

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The devils that billionaires made a deal with to get rich finally realized there really isnt any reason to be subtle anymore, so that's just the portal opening up while they take what little cash you have

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never seen that before, but last week a guy had this at my bar. Figured he was a magician. Now I know it was a lighter.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Stupid. Lightning build has way better synergies

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does yours not?

7 months ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 0

only during Steam sales

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i mean only when i'm at the grocery store but the gif imply a better level of control than mine has currently

7 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You just need to spend cash to make a wallet lighter.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Only during Steam summer sale.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fire wallet, it's a magician's prop

7 months ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

The hell it is. Mine lights on fire like that every time I open it these days and there is nothing magical about it.

7 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

You didn’t chant ”steam sale” near it while signing the letters G and N repeatedly in sign language, did you?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you sure you didn't just leave a portal to hell in one of the card pockets again?

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Mine has a moth in it that flies whenever I open it.

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Mine always has a moth fly into it when I open it. I have to scoop out the moths every week

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0