While I realize that a chimp is not a monkey, Jane Goodall's take on Secretary Kegbreath would make for interesting something.

Jul 27, 2026 5:38 PM

She left us too soon.
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Kegsbreath's vision for boot camp

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The erections are rigged!

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We should make the monkeys take testosterone!

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Sorry? There are more than one study where scientist wondered around jungle with a decibell meter and a meter for measuring monkey testicles? I was aware of one, but several?

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So that's why he wants to promote Gender Affirming care with Testosterone treatments for those troops who are over a certain age.

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Secretary pigsex

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Boobert MacNamoron

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He's got unhealthy fixation on "manly men". Meanwhile ICE is 90% gravy seals

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Remember when he was called out for using fake weights in his workout video lol.

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Remember when he couldn't manage to do a single pull-up?

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There's another one where he's trying to bench like 120 pounds and he can't fucking do it (for those unfamiliar with weight training it's generally pretty easy to bench your own body weight)

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