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maybe?
Hell yeah
Wait until they find out what Hitachi makes, yes they make "back massagers", but they also make trains.
PROOF RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A SECRET COMMUNIST!!!!!11111111111111111111!!
oh no
mood
Ubuntu after installing me: Wow, this is terrible.
That dog? That dog is the Dog of Wisdom.
:3
Guess we know where Epstein got his money from.
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BisAndThighHighs
#13 I appreciate a random Mr. Blobby appearance every now and again, thanks Abbii!
evilbillybob
#31 It's actually possible on vinyl records to increase playing time at the expense of dynamic range/sound quality by moving the grooves closer together.
MisterPrimeMinister
#9 What are you going to do, fossilize me?
TheBoredSuburbian
#73 https://media1.tenor.com/m/ZJplYIbniq8AAAAC/the-cheat.gif
kohrah
The Cheat is grounded! We had that light switch installed for you, so you can turn the lights ON and OFF! Not so you can throw lightswitch raves! No let's go break open that glow stick and pour it into Homestar's mountain dew.
ArchMagos
#23 I appreciate that they specifically requested a feminine fursuit, not a female furry.
Zaranthan
Dude's not tryna get laid, just wants to make a faithful clip.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
#79 I'm sorry, did you just say that nobody has ever heard of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah? Leonard. Fucking. Cohen?!
Seriously?
cardinal29
Very irritating 😡
WorkerLurker
#10 was created as a way to resolve bar fights before they happened.
ExTechOp
#10 #83 The Guinness brewery also owned pubs, and the record book was basically set up to make having quizzes easier (and avoid fights). The Michelin tire company also started producing maps and guides for drivers, and that way ended up also giving ratings to restaurants.
A bit like Nokia started out in rubber wares, like rubber boots and tires, then diversified to cabling, from there to electronics, then computers and data communication, and finally to mobile phones.
cardinal29
Drunks will concede to it's authority.
dasAchteck
#56
Wheretheheckisjason
#2 I am bookmarking this
PwnageHobo
graehall
#19 cackling like a little gremlin right now that the one I made got included
pookieeatworld
Ok is there a name for these memes?
graehall
not sure, I just saw one version shared on Discord and I redrew it, including fixing how the conveyor belt attaches to the machine
redkintoba
#34 WTAF
ProfessorMatt
If ravens were designed by the same unnamable god that designed Peppa Pig.
Nicaroso
MegaDeuce
#7 Hitachi doesn't make those anymore, they sold the patent.
Zaranthan
And the world is a worse place for it.
abbiistabbii
They still make trains tho, and the Class 80xs look enough like dildos.
TK421isAFK
They sold off a lot of product lines, including their once-terrific power tools.
Kittensandyarns
#25 Parasitic worm: "I had just moved into a cozy roadkill, then this fucker came and ate my house with me in it!"
Richter12x2
#14 Be careful, you know how many calories are in that?
WhoHim
Enough to last a lifetime
DrNick
#20 what about Snorlax?
Woolytop
"A wild pokemon is blocking the path!" *Wakes pokemon; puts pokemon back to sleep on the first turn of battle and pummels it*
wylkyn
#79 he doesn't mean that North Fox Island is literally Epstein's island. He means it was like Epstein's island in that it was used as a base to secretly abuse children. Epstein's island is Little Saint James island in the US Virgin Islands. North Fox island is in Lake Michigan.
KiraNamida
Guinness started tracking world records to settle arguments in pubs before the days of the Internet. Michelin started rating restaurants to encourage people to drive to them in the early days of motor cars.
SubTrout
#17 This is why hardware stores are lame. The stores I go to have many double-ended male plugs in all shapes and sizes.
trigonman3
That's a sex store, sweetie.
manmetcamera
#17 my dad made one to mess with me when we were building our house. I plugged one end in, unwound it and held the other end before I realised what the fuck was going on. 230V is quite a zap... That motherfucker (it's my dad, so I can say that) was working by himself for the rest of that afternoon. God dammit.
SnowIsCool615
#13 Mr. Blobby! Noel’s House Party ruled!
stupidlystupendous
#8 A Keeshond! I have one of those. His name is Faxe and he's a really good boy!
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
#29 Ubuntu, after it installed and then uninstalled me: I couldn't get him to run at all.
Bristlecone42
#7 contrary to popular belief, Yamaha actually makes really decent guitars. Better QC than Gibson, which is really important when you want properly-set tuners and halfway-decent pots.
Zaranthan
Are there any guitar manufacturers who are actually mediocre? I was under the impression they're all "fine", but some are just better.
Bristlecone42
Well, that’s a complex question, because different product lines from the same brand can come from completely different places with different quality control standards. And they change over the years, too- Fender’s Mexico branch used to churn out garbage, but now their products are amazing. Meanwhile, Epiphones used to be mostly fine except the low-end ones that were made in the Qindao factory are junk. Of course, now ALL Epiphones come from Qindao, so you do the math.
Bristlecone42
That doesn’t mean that Chinese factories are bad, btw. They make what the company tells them to make, and they’re good at that- if the company gives them a garbage design, that’s what gets made. By the same token, a lot of American products (like Gibson) have just SHIT qc and have for decades. Eastman (made in China) makes some AMAZING guitars. Korea did, too, in the 80’s and 90’s, and a lot of 70’s Japanese ‘knockoffs’ were better than the real thing. Squire’s Indonesia plant is also great.
TK421isAFK
Wait'll they hear about all the stuff Hyundai makes.
TI99Kitty
In the '80s, "Not Necessarily the News" on HBO had fake commercials, and one was for Mitsubishi Pie.
TK421isAFK
I loved that show!
spittytrinkles
Volkswagen sell more sausages than cars.
DocBenny
cardinal29
Ooh! Ooh! Do "horsepower"!
ProfessorMatt
Hekatombe
TheBlueMuppet
I haven't even figured this meme out yet and it has already come around and met itself
BeesechurgerProductions
the original was showing the contrast between two workers. One sees a circle on a conveyor belt of triangles and takes it to ask the supervisor what's going on. The other just says "I guess we doin circles now."
TheBlueMuppet
Somehow I feel that. Approved.
richardstinks
#1 When they scream about "satanic bands," they don't even pick satanic bands! "Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath! sCaRy SaTaN!"
They never talk about Diamanda Galas' "Litanies of Satan," which is exactly what it says. It's... Unhinged. There's Behemoth. Darkthrone. Gross ass Burzum (racist). Mayhem. Even Venom doesn't get mentioned. They pick KISS. KISS! Goofy dad rock with makeup and merchandise. That's KISS. Y'all don't know nothing about the devil.
tillhammer
Yep, they're busy losing their minds about Pink Floyd, and Rotting Christ is right there with the dopest name, getting ignored.
LostChats
You mean Knights in Satan’s Service?
lol ya - the shit people trip on - you are correct.
whereismymind86
definitely heard that one when I was in a catholic school. I swear, kiss is the least threatening band on earth. Next they'll call dave mathews or coldplay satanic
ArcUlfr
Satyricon, Bloodbath, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor...
zerogiven
They gotta pick bands people actually listen to, or else it isn't scary!
whereismymind86
somebody on r/atheist recently asked if we knew of any metal bands that sounded like black sabbath, but weren't super christian focused...we were just aghast at how insane a question that was.
al3xinw0nderland0000
Well, I guess if your whole band origin equates adolescent rebellion with Lucifer's rebellion, that *would* make your music thematically Christian, down to the name "Black Sabbath" or the song "NIB". Still, yeah, that's a fucking bizarre question.
(And the answer is doom metal as a genre. Sleep, Saint Vitus, and Electric Wizard, are cornerstones of the genre. Don't worry about "Sunn O)))" they're uhh they're a bit far out)
pritolus
In any case the answer is the first Ghost album; Opus Eponymous
abbiistabbii
Or they claim Beyonce is satanic, or any popular bands or artists who don't babble on about Jesus in every single.
richardstinks
My mom's favorite story from the Satanic Panic of the 80s was that they would do Satanic prayers in the warehouses over the records. That way they had some fresh hell to bring with them, I guess. She still, to this day, does not understand Metallica lyrics.
whereismymind86
that one at least makes sense, right wing christians have been calling black music satanic forever. That's where the old stigma about rock being satanic comes from, it has roots in blues and jazz, which were largely dominated by black artists during the jim crow era, and thus old racist white people deeply feared their kids being corrupted by the horrors of rock n roll.
whereismymind86
and man...if satan can sing like beyonce well...maybe we should hear him out
jonklein611
#83 great way to sell more tires.
ExTechOp
#10 #83 The Guinness brewery also owned pubs, and the record book was basically set up to make having quizzes easier. The Michelin tire company also produced maps and guides for drivers, and that way ended up also rating restaurants.
A bit like Nokia started out in rubber wares, like rubber boots and tires, then diversified to cabling, from there to electronics, then computers and data communication, and finally mobile phones.
maliciousGman
1 star: worth a stop
2 star: worth a detour
3 star: worth a dedicated trip
EngorgedPhallus
#40 but that's the king with the gun though.
Millstone85
And the queen appears to be pregnant. With the wrong king perhaps, is that the joke? I am confused.
xypotion
And her team won! See? This is known as "the queen's gambit".
(/s; i have no idea, pic is very yikesy and weird. Even as some kinda racist/sexist meme, it's hard to parse)
ChazzK
You are not confused, the person that put meme text over something else, is. (Also I'm not saying it's DEFINITELY racist, but uh, just look at the colors of the pieces.)
al3xinw0nderland0000
I really hope this is sarcasm.
EverNotRelevant
#4 Hosierune Miku
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
what does that mean ?
appleporpoise
People from the upper midwest are called hosiers for some reason
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
TY
TI99Kitty
*hoosiers