I love dogs, but this is very unhygienic. I'm sure I'll be downvoted but you need to wash your hands and avoid salivary secretions from animals. Would you let a stranger lick your hands and then feed yourself? No. So why let an animal do it? Again, I love dogs!!! But this is a no for me, dawg.
Mine would behave as well but there would be drooling all over the plates - drool as salad dressing, drool as pizza topping, drool in your rose and in your beer. Even on yhe napkins, why not.
When I got my all black lab, I changed my wardrobe to all black because he shed so much. Now he’s older he’s black and gray. I don’t know how to change my wardrobe to match his fur. Stripes?
I switched to leather couches and tiled flooring with a really expensive washer/dryer. The situation has improved exponentially but yes, the hair persists
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RibbleTPibits
Forget the dog. Those pizzas look legit!
Agarast
That's a bad idea indeed.
WindowStreetJournal
Well, one guy already has a dog's hair on his head.
Otherwise, what is this, dog-fattening event?
TheMrDomino
I'll probably get downvoted, but people are WAY too obsessed about including their dog in everything they do.
KAPTKipper
Gross
pullingsixty
Great timing for a doggie sneezing jag.
Lugh314159
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maas2908
That is really the wrong place to leave a dog. Go to the bathroom then “what meal? What deserts? Did you bring me anything? My stomach hurts *hurl*”
nezo
Man pizza sounds so good right now
Poppypoppoppop
And all that cheese is going to get that dog diarrhea
braddCommentSmuggler
If you don't want dog hair in your food then a golden retriever ain't for you. This little gremlin has been in every meal I've eaten for the past year
Roguishpotato
LegosBearsAndSex
I love dogs, but this is very unhygienic. I'm sure I'll be downvoted but you need to wash your hands and avoid salivary secretions from animals. Would you let a stranger lick your hands and then feed yourself? No. So why let an animal do it? Again, I love dogs!!! But this is a no for me, dawg.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
the table should be bigger, or the dog could just walk around
ingridwebb88
For a flatbread or pizza? Hell yeah! Khaleesi would be in heaven
AShartInTheWind
This is peak white nonsense.
StevenAlleyn
Wildly unsanitary but ok
Ryukee
I love dogs and this one seems very well behaved, but I would NOT want a dog breathing on my food
Apeofdeath
My dog would be stealing everything
twelvoclocklevel
yea this is a tad OTT
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
You should train it.
Apeofdeath
No thanks, he is fine
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
I'm sure guests love it!
Apeofdeath
The cat once tried to steal a whole plate of spaghetti, the dog is the least of my problems
DeakVanNyke
Mine would behave as well but there would be drooling all over the plates - drool as salad dressing, drool as pizza topping, drool in your rose and in your beer. Even on yhe napkins, why not.
zer0vector
But here's the secret: there's already dog hair in your food
Artoris
Always was
Dagordae
The hair is inevitable. Either you accept it or you burn out fruitlessly trying to dehair everything until you eventually sink into delusion.
Litlikejoanofarc
When I got my all black lab, I changed my wardrobe to all black because he shed so much. Now he’s older he’s black and gray. I don’t know how to change my wardrobe to match his fur. Stripes?
ForlornHopeful
Or, and hear me out, just shave your dog...
TheTojo15
I switched to leather couches and tiled flooring with a really expensive washer/dryer. The situation has improved exponentially but yes, the hair persists
eion85
That dog is already better trained than 80% of the dogs I've encountered in my life.
Zetor
And 60% of people
charondaboatman
And 90% of the people.
eion85
Dog training is usually about people training.
charondaboatman
True.
taez555
That hole wasn't made for that.
dogboybastard
explain what it was made for then if not for the good doggo
taez555
Putting your penis in.
dogboybastard
too small
taez555
In this case it's more about girth.
dogboybastard
Yep, I'm not long, but I am FUCKING WIDE