I love my dog, but I still don't want dog hair in my food

Sep 15, 2025 5:39 PM

ManoloBIahnik

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11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget the dog. Those pizzas look legit!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a bad idea indeed.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, one guy already has a dog's hair on his head.
Otherwise, what is this, dog-fattening event?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll probably get downvoted, but people are WAY too obsessed about including their dog in everything they do.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great timing for a doggie sneezing jag.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That is really the wrong place to leave a dog. Go to the bathroom then “what meal? What deserts? Did you bring me anything? My stomach hurts *hurl*”

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man pizza sounds so good right now

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And all that cheese is going to get that dog diarrhea

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't want dog hair in your food then a golden retriever ain't for you. This little gremlin has been in every meal I've eaten for the past year

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I love dogs, but this is very unhygienic. I'm sure I'll be downvoted but you need to wash your hands and avoid salivary secretions from animals. Would you let a stranger lick your hands and then feed yourself? No. So why let an animal do it? Again, I love dogs!!! But this is a no for me, dawg.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the table should be bigger, or the dog could just walk around

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

For a flatbread or pizza? Hell yeah! Khaleesi would be in heaven

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is peak white nonsense.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wildly unsanitary but ok

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I love dogs and this one seems very well behaved, but I would NOT want a dog breathing on my food

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My dog would be stealing everything

11 months ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 3

yea this is a tad OTT

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should train it.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

No thanks, he is fine

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I'm sure guests love it!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The cat once tried to steal a whole plate of spaghetti, the dog is the least of my problems

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine would behave as well but there would be drooling all over the plates - drool as salad dressing, drool as pizza topping, drool in your rose and in your beer. Even on yhe napkins, why not.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But here's the secret: there's already dog hair in your food

11 months ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

Always was

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The hair is inevitable. Either you accept it or you burn out fruitlessly trying to dehair everything until you eventually sink into delusion.

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When I got my all black lab, I changed my wardrobe to all black because he shed so much. Now he’s older he’s black and gray. I don’t know how to change my wardrobe to match his fur. Stripes?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or, and hear me out, just shave your dog...

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I switched to leather couches and tiled flooring with a really expensive washer/dryer. The situation has improved exponentially but yes, the hair persists

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog is already better trained than 80% of the dogs I've encountered in my life.

11 months ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 3

And 60% of people

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

And 90% of the people.

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Dog training is usually about people training.

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

True.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That hole wasn't made for that.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

explain what it was made for then if not for the good doggo

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Putting your penis in.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

too small

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In this case it's more about girth.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, I'm not long, but I am FUCKING WIDE

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0