Somewhere out there, some poor Dasher is going to be delivering dinner to a shambling biohazard.

Feb 17, 2026 9:24 PM

ElbowDeepInAHorse

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At least I tip well when I'm sick?

Sauce: Zazush-una

When I'm sick and order delivery I let them know and tell them to leave it at the door and knock. Works well enough. Tipping should be abolished. Pay your employees a living wage (granted when I order grocery delivery I do use a market that I know pays it's employees above market)

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Here’s hoping it’s not a doordump. Those infuriate me.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes they will drop the food on the door mat, at least put it on the door handle. Wush i could change the tip amount

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sick again? Was it cheese? Someone get this pony a new colon!

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

there's always a pony

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just the tip? I expected more from you.

6 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

How was he supposed to know she was allergic to dairy?

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thanks but I've already got one: https://maps.app.goo.gl/tVVnynY2E1RbEgiD6

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Food delivery during covid.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PATIENT 0

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

PATIENT "PNY"

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PONY ZED

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They thought it was a good tip, but it's snot

6 months ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Somebody had an opportunity but they blew it.

6 months ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Probably going to pay through the nose for the delivery

6 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Tissue an apology for these puns IMMEDIATELY

6 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

@BadPunsAplenty has puns that are nothing to sneeze at.

6 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

We just flu through these puns

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0