Hohenzollern Castle, Germany

Aug 12, 2023 7:12 PM

A model made out about 9k LEGO compatible bricks is available from Bluebrixx.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this castle, on top of having all those swirling roads, gatehouses and battlement protrusions, It's also at the top of a mountain, good fucking luck assaulting this bad boi.

3 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Didn't they use this in Cure for Wellness?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There must be many fine tapestries in there

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No time. The Nazis have a head start on the Holy Grail! Get going Doctor Jones, you have a job to do!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Built between 1846 and 1867 on top of the ruins of older versions.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nazi Castle. The Hohenzollern are in a legal dispute as newer historic researches showed that Crown Prinze William worked against the Weimarer republic together with the Nazi to maybe regain his Title with Hitler as Chancellor. Hitler used it only as tool to get the old Right behind the New Right Movement. But legally Hohenzollern still may lose their property as Nazi Supporters. They had to started a fight to regain their Eastern properties and now may (unlikely) lose everything.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You could fit so many horcruxes in that bad boy

3 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 1

*slaps roof

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

well yeah this is where we store those. Neuschwanstein is too touristy for that

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like an advanced Mario kart level.

3 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

Or a Tony Hawk pro skater arena

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This song was in Tony hawk

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

for those curious. alot of european countries have castles for sale and are relatively cheap.. all they ask is that you put in the effort to maintain them .

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Hydra base.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been here! It's incredible on the inside, and the drive in is just as amazing. Would recommend visiting!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just a reminder that you can own your own castle in Europe for less than an apartment in most USA cities: https://castleist.com/e225k-los-ancares-spain-14th-century-castle-with-two-towers-for-sale/

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*Some conditions apply

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The maintenance tho

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What? You don't want free dank? Why does no one want free dank these days?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can't believe they built 4 of them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice race track of a driveway. Get some good drift practice in there.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so when anybody wants to know where I live? small town top left. see thing everyday. and you know what? seeing this castel when coming home from vacation or a business trip always makes me smile...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact, Hohenzollern is the family that was asked to become suveran on Romanian nation, specifically Carol Hohenzollern the first that became their king.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place I've actually been! Wooo /gallery/pZo4Tng

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

one of the most hated castles in Germany and the surrounding countries if you know a little bit of European history

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the reason it’s all photographed from the same side that it’s like a Lego castle and the back is all open so you can play knights?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve come to see the tapestries

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PUBG Castle..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The House of Hohenzollern ruled Prussia, The German Empire, and Romania among other countries

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should make it the finish of a race...cycling or cars...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't want to have to attack that.

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

Interesting story. It was never used for defense. The guy went deeply in debt to build it then mysteriously died in a nearby lake.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

.... That's not this castle. You are thinking of Neuschwanstein, built by the King of Bavaria, who suffered from mental illnesses (possibly caused by having had to suppress his homosexuality his whole life). THIS castle is the ancestral seat of the house of Hohenzollern, Prince-Electors of Brandenburg, Kings of Prussia and German Emperors. They built this more modern castle on top of the old ruin in the 19th century, so yeah this was meant as a residence not as a fortress.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one ever attacked because they couldn’t afford the admission fee…and…$14 churros!?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

If I were to, I would think the hill leading up to the short wall on the upper level on the right front side. Wouldn’t be fun to do under a flight of arrows while running up hill but at least you can sidestep the defense in front.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Artillery

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Were would you place Medieval Artillery? It sits on a conical Hill. 855 Meters above Sealevel and 300 Meters above the next City. But she was conquered several times.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would use modern artillery, not medieval ;) or maybe airstrikes

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The minds that design this shit are wild.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A'www, this is like the fairy tale castle where Prince Charming rescues the damsel and eats her out.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Wait till you see his dungeon. This is where the fun begins

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks drafty.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is btw the castle where the Prussians originated.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just that road into it is pretty amazing

3 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 0

Driving out, I'd be dizzy before I got out of the castle grounds.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Designed to make attackers especially vulnerable to mayhem from above.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't help imagining someone trying to use it as a race track.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Defensible is the word I would use

3 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has been used for several movies as a filming location...last I've seen it in was A Cure for Wellness a couple years ago

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Get 3 or 4 shots at attackers per person defending, it's a solid strategy.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fortress or castle or maybe a little bit of both.

3 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Burg.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fartssle

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's a 19th century residence "castle" built on top of the ancient actual castle ruin. This place is not built for defense.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This place looks incredibly defensible. 3 long winding coachroads all open from above with no retreat except back. No cover to hide. Just a pit to rain on from above.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parking building, going by the ramps

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Castles are fortresses, if they're not fortresses they're palaces

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

And this one is technically a palace or a showpiece, as it was built in the 19th century just to show off. Though not as bad Neuschwanstein.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, all castles are fortresses but not all fortresses are castles. And palaces are big fancy houses modelled after castles.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

If it looks like a castle and is not a fortress, then it might be a folly.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It could be only a model

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0