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HasturShoggoth
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
FukcTedCruz
He actually says "savage" afterwards. It should be included in this post. https://youtu.be/rYEk1gSHTGs
stormtrooper412
I will not allow anyone to diss Amanda Holden, regardless of cuteness level
UnderAverageGamer
dtek
So Don Rickles has been reincarnated after all.
TL10
The Avatar cycle continues.
OrionRed
Ya Hockey puck. You've got the personality of a dead moth.
kylewerk
Why don't you go live on a mountain and not bother anybody
RandomMachine
that lost picture is can be found in the dictionary under the word absolute bliss
cspb
the little boys dad is a writer for a show called 'Not going out' staring lee mack.
Rozencrantze
Sauce? like who do I search for this one?
beadyeyedsquirrel
andaction
Anyone else think this was an "Amanda Hold" joke?
NostalgicHooligan
Paintmesomethingbeautiful
HankeyCamping
Sauce: https://youtu.be/FuEH432lNEo
SevereSlimeShaker
Thank you. The meme starts at 1:43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuEH432lNEo&t=103
whatismynameagain
Britain's Got Talent is blocked in Britain on copyright grounds.
Dottieliver
I got the same shit :/
HankeyCamping
Ow really?
JustANoobOnImgurWithOneCat
Umm... I don't get it...
DriedCowFetus
She's a bitch
tnee16
*So What plays in the background*
KysExpress
Lmao this kid is my type of guy no fucks to give
neonoptic
Kudos to whoever wrote that joke and had him read it.
OneTrueSaviour
Because there isn't an industry with the exact same thing
yesigetitivape
That's the boy's talent
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
alotvagina
Isn't it 'doll' and not 'dog'?
realGeorgelucas
nope, doll is a term of endearment, dog is the opposite.
alotvagina
Thank you :)
Killertortilla
WHY ARE THERE 2 REACTION TWATS NOW!? ONE WAS TWO TOO MANY.
deadonmyfeet
Are your referring to Any and Dec? If so they've been on it for years. Also wash your mouth out
Killertortilla
Hahahaha fucking what? Grow up.
deadonmyfeet
As far as presenters of family orientated shows go they're all right
railgap
Yeah, I'm sure he wrote that.
OneTrueSaviour
Actors dont writ their own material :P
railgap
ACTORS?? He's not trying to be an actor, he's trying to be a comedian. Comedians are supposed to write their own material.
OneTrueSaviour
And where does it say that, in the rule book of all comedians, written by LOKI himself
Clevererusernameiscleverer
His dad is a writer on a bbc comedy, so...
littlekidlover67
Sauce?
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I can't wait until Amy Schumer says this on her next special!
UpvotesForGoldenRetrievers
From one burn to another ...
Nulap
I wonder how much of the Amy Schumer hate is actual hate and how much is people just trying to milk upvotes.
SuperRockinMrMagic
It's all upvotes, otherwise people would just ignore her
Paroxzyme
But it'll be like.... " something... something... my vagina has been like this for years"
BritishHamster
I've never actually watched any of her shows is she actually that bad?
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
Most are not terribly good but she has some decent material
Therealyiannopoulos
Yea other people's material...
VladThePoker
Try it for 5 minutes, if you don't like it, stop watching because it certainly doesn't improve.
DontTazeMeBrah
http://imgur.com/uq5G76r
IIIIlllllIIIIlllIIIlIIllIlIlIlIlIIIIlll
She told Ellen's joke to Ellen on Ellen.
HibiscuitsTea
Yes.
JamieSmyth
As far as I know, she told one joke I recognise from somewhere else. But the rest of the special was pretty ok.
TheSmittyWerbenjagermanjenson
Try searching "Amy Schumer steals jokes" on YouTube. There's a nice solid 30 minute compilation.
JamieSmyth
Time to go educate myself
Apairofpants
https://youtu.be/4eDxjxVl8S0
fatabbate
I can't believe how blatant that video was. 30 full minutes of theft...
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
i tried to watch the leather special on netflix. giggled once, made it halfway through it and couldnt watch anymore
SirSage
Form your own opinion. I thought she was funny and it was strange to see all the hate here.
Derragur
I just ddnt like her demeanor ddnt help me give her material a shot so I dont have an opinion :< am I in trouble ?
SirSage
Idk, I have no power over you. She's not my favorite so I'm not gonna crucify someone that doesn't like her. Now Bill Burr I would kill for.
Derragur
I thought the same louis ck but his new material was cringy :/ oh look at me im edgy and I say fucked up things , couldnt sit through it
Skittleballs
I mean, humor is subjective. But constant joke stealing is ridiculous. THe woman has zero class.
TheSmittyWerbenjagermanjenson
That's the thing though. You think she's funny, but really it's everyone she's stealing jokes from who are the funny ones.
SirSage
Oh, so my subjective opinion is just wrong? By that logic she has no unique material whatsoever that could of led me to like her standup?
lurkingcabbage
yeah, that's pretty much what NewNancyDrew just said..
cbale2000
I don't get it... =/
rouletto
Me neither. What about Amanda?
Retrikaethan
i don't get it. is this one of those jokes where you gotta know people and watch shows to get it?
njotr
Context clues lead me to believe Amanda Holden is the blonde woman in the third frame.
Bigcurly2000
Nah there's no context here, the kids dad just taught him to call a woman a "talking dog." Because, fun!
Norard
I don't know if you're British or not, but calling a woman a dog is something of an insult.
Retrikaethan
...ohhhhhhhhh... apparently my brain could not parse the above. woops.
Norard
Nae worries laddie/lassie/ferretie.
OverlyOptimisticGuy
I have no clue either ...
ScottT45
Yeah it's good an all but his parents clearly just told him to say it all
NayFUN
This kids dad is a writer for the sitcom Not Going Out
GoofedAllOverYourFace
His parents? Nah it was either Ant or Dec. Probably Dec, that rapscallion
Clevererusernameiscleverer
His dad is a writer on a bbc comedy, so...
youreAlizardLarry
No way really
akom
90% of comedy is the delivery. A terrible joke told the right way can still be hilarious. A great joke poorly executed is a travesty.
OneTrueSaviour
You just described acting
somekindafuckingidiot
yeah but delivery makes the joke. if he knew how to deliver them he is still talented for his age
Ninjainslippers
Or he was coached on that too and is just repeating a routine.
MrZiddz
Can you get up in front of a 1,000 people and be genuinely funny for 10 minutes straight without shitting yourself?
somekindafuckingidiot
not many 8 year olds can do that either. i bet you could hardly do it. still talented for an 8 year old
OneCoolFrood
Nope comedians aren't allowed to use other people's material even if they're 8 years old. Never happens.
sekontunun
Big part of comedy is timing.
MrPink1
Seems a bit disingenuous on a talent competition though
SeamusMCMXCVI
It's like performing a song while the real vocalist is backstage and you're lipsyncing onstage and everyone is aware of it
dontcallmeplath
No, it's like performing a song you didn't write. You still sing well regardless. That's a norm in music/acting/comedy.
Aardvarksneedlove
No never. I love Denis Leary's totally original smoking & blow job stuff.
BorkD
can confirm that there has never been a comedian that recycled material ever
hashtaggobucks
Well it's all about it being believable... it's very apparent when he is using jokes well above his comprehension level
Clevererusernameiscleverer
His dad is a writer on a bbc comedy, so...
Derpinator112
Then why is Amy Schumer around?
Darkspire
She stole that stuff about vaginas?
Whoyoulookinat
She doesn't count as a comedian
LeonSpinks
She eats too much.
realGeorgelucas
Actually, the kids father was a writer on Not Going Out, and he wrote the routine for his son.
Ninjainslippers
(It was a joke. Comedians steal material all the time)
realGeorgelucas
Not just comedians, half the shite I post is stuff comedians or my dad have said.
richy185
That would explain why it's terrible.
aPrideofLions
I don't think it's terrible
OneCoolFrood
How dare you have an opinion.
FunkyPenguin
Theyre easy jokes that are made funny because its a kid saying them.
Carolineej
If an adult made the same jokes, he'd be called rude and unfunny, and then booed off the stage :/
OneTrueSaviour
what if he was a "Rude Comedian" like alot of them
Radix865
Really depends on the comedian and the situation.
Sasuuni
in this situation he'd be called rude and unfunny, and then booed off the stage.
hashbaz
There's lots of things that kids do that is considered rude as an adult. If i throw up on you it's rude, if a kid does it's funny.
andaction
If an adult slips on a banana peel, it's comedy. If a kid slips on a banana peel, it's drama.
ArdentSlacker
And he's not an adult. If water fell upwards, we could walk under the ocean!
andaction
And toilets would be on the ceiling. We could be like Star Trek and go where no man has gone before.
ArdentSlacker
Oh, you innocent babe... you've not done much cleaning of public restrooms. It finds a way. I don't know HOW anyone does that and isn't 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 coated with the results of either the explosion or punching a shit-demon to death. Oh, wait, maybe they lose the fight. *shudder*
andaction
Oh, I've cleaned my share in my younger days. But as I recollect I never bothered looking at the ceiling. Points to you for being through.
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
That's probably true. The fact that he is a tiny kid is what makes it funny and no one is denying that
randolphjcarter
In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
gullgullgull
I don't think they would.
gullgullgull
I think you conjured up that scenario in your head and it's not something that would actually happen.
gullgullgull
Fucker.
BF4rbes327
Amanda Holden is absolutely beautiful
katiaaaa34
okay I was so confused. Never heard of her but there was a character on "Army Wives" with that name so.. it makes more sense that shes real.
TheBeardedDragon
I disagree, she looks plastic as all hell
Poxopi
How
WedontgotoRavenholm
Yep. She used to be super hot but now she looks like a walking ad campaign for a budget plastic surgeon
BF4rbes327
I beg to differ but then again everyone is entitled to their own opinions
creepwood
she's my latest celeb crush. those brown eyes and that /blond/ hair.
BF4rbes327
I can see why, she is absolutely stunning
Trubbish
SmashingPlatypus
@iseenipple
whileyb
That elegant tail....
Poxopi
I saw her on stage once, she's stunning but she has no boobs at all
mistermichigan
Certainly look like boobs to me:
Poxopi
Wide but flat ?
mistermichigan
There was no discussion of quality, just existence. I stand by my comment that she does, in fact, have woman-type funbags.
creepwood
don't care, tiny boobs are best boobs