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Man Tax: Anthony Ippolito
It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. -Ansel Adams, photographer (1902-1984)
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc
SecurityBadger
#7 Just thought, "That would be great for a wedding!" Instead of a little kid tossing flower petals around, give the kid one of these and tell them to run down the aisle.
DevilsAdvocat
#15
we are all very sorry that you neither enjoy rice crispies nor rice crispy treats
Brightamethyst
#15 This person has clearly never had Rice Krispies.
JustAName00
#24 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eXJnMndyN2d5ODhlb3FtNzExZXYyNHY5bWp1bDZtYmdrbWNjamxqaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Qv4kwtOyX9wfgW4FO2/200w.webp
cyrusthevyrus
#9 can someone translate? Or is it funnier not knowing?
trigonman3
Right tricks middle into making a girly pose, so middle gets into fighting stance by taking off his shirt, revealing a bra [typically] worn by women. Machismo and cross-dressing-as-humor.
Omicron416
Almost glad Ansel Adams isn't around to see what the Trump regime is doing to this country.
Cosmicfisherman
#3 I believe you got a uboat driver.
toolzgalore2
#25 thos boba beans
trigonman3
PyroDragon
#1 It Me
ElectricSlideOrchestra
#16 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YmZwZjAxeDBrMm9zdHo0cHFpY2l0ZjN0OWM4bXJmZ3U1Nml0Nnd0MCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hM9zK1qvsrwek/200w.webp
SecurityBadger
#2 Animals will fight over a piece of food, but water is sacred, neutral ground.
toolzgalore2
#5 two cotton balls running around
RedTailedHawk
Neednoggle
#1 it was asiago, enjoy!
Scobragon
#13 Since no one has said it yet, I'll just do it. Humpty-dumpty was a cannon. They didn't try to have horses do surgery on an eggman, they tried to have horses pull it back up the ramparts, from where it fell.
trigonman3
There's no reason to bring factual history into imgur.
baldbear
But. There is no reason not to.
cyrusthevyrus
The idea that Humpty Dumpty was a cannon didn't come about until 1996, from the Colchester tourist board website, but sources from the 1800's say that it was probably a riddle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty
cyrusthevyrus
From Wikipedia: "According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the seventeenth century, the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale.[8] The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person.[13] The riddle may depend upon the assumption that a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, whereas an egg would be."
drziod
These independent Horses don't need no blacksmith
Thorketil
If your post really is the kind of scam some people say it is, then you’ve put a fair amount of effort into it so far. I think your dumps are actually quite entertaining.
MemeMuseumCurator
I think they mean scam as me saying I'm disabled and putting up a ko-fi link.
NightOwlRally
#3 #justicefordinesh
JustAName00
#BoatForDinesh
AntaNce
"how did this happen dinesh" lives rent free in my head. It's like "No bless you for Giacomo?" It's just in there, living the dream.
roastkeefyoweefy
We're the same 🫢
NightOwlRally
Ha! I remember that one - I hope Giacomo got his bless you's
AntaNce
All the bless you's for Giacomo
MaximeURVOY
#1 Brillat-Savarin, it may look like a Camembert but that shit is like 80% pure cream. That will clog your arteries but damn, that will taste good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brillat-Savarin_cheese
Cookiesnm1lk
#1 dude you got sheogorath's phone number? sick. :D
yakusokuN8
#15 - The Food Network tested a bunch of grains, seeds, and cereals to see if they pop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCnKLDU8DcE
NefariousGoop
Congratulations, you got hit by the onlinevideo bot!
Thorketil
Scam bot network hijacked your original comment containing a YouTube link, swapped the link into an onlinevideo link, and used other bots to upvote it. At the same time, these bots downvote your original post. This bot network has been active for weeks, operating with a large number of bot accounts.
JDHannan
What's this? How can they change someone's link?
Mistruths
They're not changing someone's link, they're making a new comment with a changed link and mass-downvote/reporting the original comment
JDHannan
What is the benefit of doing that vs just posting their own link originally??
Mistruths
So onlinevideos gets more views and more ad revenue, or tracking data to sell to other companies. The exact same thing every middleman service on the internet does.
fubizdaddie
#5. Hey look it's an utterly useless. Oh fuck now there's two. That's The Trouble With Tribbles...
KarmaciouS
#20 It's mapping commercial flights
Sensiblyinteresting
#1 if you like spicy Boar's head 3 pepper Colby jack is the best cheese there is.
SubiBryant
I stole your bubble meme. Thanks.
trigonman3
#15 [chews a Mento, takes sip of Diet Coke]
wuapinmon
Anthony Ippolito seems a bit outside your usual range.
myf10
#5 are they like, little alien critters??
JustAName00
#13 What gets me is that they were having the horses trying to put the dude back together again. Like, man, I would not want to have Dr. Clip-Clomp as my surgeon. If I ever fall off a wall, keep Mr. Ed away from me.
yqpqfrdp625772
A reminder that calling someone an egg is an insult and his name is Humpty Dumpty. The song is about some dumbass who fell off a wall he shouldn’t have been on and the sarcastic efforts of the king to fix him: “Oh yeah, we’re TOTALLY trying to fix him. Even got the horses on it.”
FlyingGiantElk
In that context and time “horses” was cavalry. Like the “light horse brigade” it got shortened to just “horse”.
TheFuckfaceWhisperer
Ok Wilbur.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Horses and men as a symbol of a king's power (military might)
NormalVariant
I think I remember a theory that Humpty Dumpty was a large old cannon. It never said it was an egg. The cannon fell off the wall and it was too big for people or horses to pull it back up onto the wall.
ICantBeUnique
So many old nursery rhymes were masked allegories or metaphors for people in power during a period where talking about people in power got you punished (a lot of mother goose is like this) so I always assumed it was about a kingdom or a bloodline or something similar.
JustAName00
Yeah, but then my joke doesn't work...
Fendeezy
#1 Hit em with that camembert.
InitHello
Crémeux de Bourgogne is also a banger for someone who likes camembert.
L1ttl3J1m
#1 Roquefort. It's a blue cheese, so it has a flavour profile that the afficionados describe as "bitey". Well, Roquefort will take your arm off, if you're not careful.
TheRealFireFrenzy
roquefort is based
astrangehop
Trader Joe's has a goat gouda that's a good replacement for my very favorite cheese "midnight moon" which is 30/#
Darkwell
If you're looking for a melting cheese and want to treat yourself, gruyere.
lgkinasen
Yancey's Fancy, Steakhouse Onion. Powerful stuff. Guaranteed to ruin any chance at getting a date but SO delicious. Great pairing cheese.
Or if you want to gouge out your own eyeballs, pickle them, then put them in a sugarfree gummybear martini, and shove it all down God's throat so He has to shit out JUST SOME of the horror of what you've witnessed - go read up on Casa Marzu.
AbelardSnazz
Blue, cheese has mold in it
Slimewire
Would you like a gross story about blue cheese? Of course you would.
I love the stuff but couldn't eat it when pregnant. After my kid was born I was so excited to have a blue cheese burger!
But the blue cheese smelled so much like baby milk-poop that I couldn't eat it. :(
A year later, though, I could.
The end.
orngeturtl
Tried that once. It was like something died in my mouth and wouldn’t leave
RishiMaru
You’re not not selling me.
SgtDefaultGN
It’s not a solo ingredient imo, like I don’t think I’d go for a Roquefort grilled cheese. With some wine-poached pairs on a bed of greens however, that’s flavour country
TheRealFireFrenzy
its dope if you like bluecheese thats you know VERY BLUE CHEESE give it a whirl
MaximeURVOY
Look, it's an acquired taste. As a general rule avoid blue cheese if you plan on ... using your mouth after.
L1ttl3J1m
For putting wine in?