Every Home Depot/ Hardware Store should have a chart like this.

Jul 8, 2020 12:00 PM

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On a recent trip to the hardware store, I asked the young staff member to help me find some sheet metal screws. The shelves/boxes had pictures on them but this poor kid didn?t know what he was looking for.

(originally posted by @swanui16 on 2019-07-09 07:44:12)

I have never heard of Chicago Screws being called "sex bolts"...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm partial to the Robertson.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Screw you

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do you even McMaster-Carr? https://www.mcmaster.com/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey baby, wanna see my sex bolt?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Favorite and forget ...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slotted! Not "Flat head".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All household electrical equipment has slotted compatible fasteners, those guys can to everything with one screwdriver.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except that it's missing square drive (ubiquitous in Canada, apparently) and still has crappy slotted screws.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only people who know anything about that aisle are the ones trained in the department. If you grab any random employee walking by, 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They will NOT know shit about it. Source: I work at Home Depot. Also that chart would be a godsend so I'm keeping this marked

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Once had an employee forcibly offer his help when I knew what I was looking for. Had the screw from home in my hand (lost the other...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...one). Dude was convinced I was wrong. Smiled and walked away and returned when he left the aisle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...into the favorite folder you go

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can relate. I was in a big box store the other day looking for some 1/2 inch pan head wood screws. Several workers have no idea what (1/)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was talking about and kept pointing out the drywall screws or other types of screws. Took me almost 2 hours to find what I was looking for

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

heh - nut types

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

Sex bolts.

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I get it man, but you have to pay the employees a decent wage to have them know even half of this. HD won't even pay to train them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You assume the average person who goes to home Depot would actually read this

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where my torx drive fam at?? Fuck phillips and hella fuck slotted

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Seriously. I wish that square and torx were more popular, because they're basically impossible to strip compared to phillips and hex.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every ACE hardware store does. Home depot is the worst for these things.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You screwed up by not adding tags

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The ”one way” drive type boggles me

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What, you've never been in a public toilet?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There must have been an awful lot of restroom stall thefts before they figured those out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know, right? I'm sitting there thinking...who wants to steal a shitter door?

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Thank you! Makes a lot more sense now.

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v

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And of course it omits Robertson...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Robertson is an improvement but torx is far better

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My understanding is the Robinson never gained traction in the US because of patent licensing issues, and Phillips became de facto standard.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Drive types -chart, bottom row, in the middle.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I stand corrected!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No Pozi drive? The better version of Phillips.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The MUCH better Phillips.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That everyone always ends up ruining by using a normal Phillips driver

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was surprised by the lack of inclusion because it's the only drive shape where you can fuck up and use the wrong one if you don't know.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to favorite this because I'm tired of every bolt head in a hardware store looking at me like I'm a nut for asking about screws.

6 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 1

I have a love for fasteners and I often am asked if I work at the store. partner says it’s bc ppl are hoping I do. I usually do help them bc

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Otherwise they’re subject to the dummies who ACTUALLY work there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s satisfying to me to teach people how to use the screw size/pitch finders on display to solve their own issues.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: What kind of screws?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nicely done

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I'm a big fan of torx.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pentalobe is difficult tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superior in every way, never stripped one

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey that chart is missing an important type of nut... DEES NUTS!! lmao gottem

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Noice.

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2002 thanks you

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Hehe. SelfdrillingSMS.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A little self tap tap tap-ah-rooo...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought the same thing fellow degenerate

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Danke!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Gotta love that DIN 899, Mickey Mouse cork opener.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ever own a German car? You would think these were real and each require a 'special' tool. And is specific to that year and model. SMH.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Two Volkswagens and a BMW.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf. Is that Satan's bolt collection?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And they say Germans don't have a sense of humor

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Deine Mutter!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do, its just no laughing matter.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DIN 910 bottom left is real. personally seen them used in door handle hardware kits

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Why?

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So it can suit different door thickness by cutting from correct lenght

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Bingo

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ehehehe... Sex Bolts...

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Stripper bolts. lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used were head is desired

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I won't like the comment because it has 69 likes. Nice.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And mating screws

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Why was there a wet thud?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehehe

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Who else went back up to the chart to find this...?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Mangekyou screws

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And most video game machines

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i can open that with my spoon lol

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And Nintendo Wii

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They go back much earlier than the Wii. And not quite this kind of tri-wing.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you turn a Phillips head 45 degrees, it's a X-Wing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a mess of different "security" drive styles missing from this chart.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sharingun!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are the heads that are just a straight up triangle? I have the drill bits in my kit but have never seen a screw like that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

McDonalds toys use them. IDK about anything else.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Campfire Audio uses those on their iem's

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TorqSet seems to be the choice of the decade in aviation now days.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

anyone with a german car will tell you that this bastard "triple square" is the bigger bastard thing.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who the fuck though that was a good idea that'll burrow straight through

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You almost always have to hammer it in to get it to seat and not strip the bolt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And GBA

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fixed an electric car charger that had those fuckers on it.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Everything Nintendo.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

F*ck those! I have a power cord extension that I wanted to take apart and it's using these f@ckers.

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Some scissors are triangular on the pointy end. I have been lucky with a pair once or twice, worth checking out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know you can say "fuck" on the internet yea?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Oh fuck!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't listen to him. Just say mkay.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are you sh*tting me?!

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But why?

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Do discourage people to repair the shit by themselves.

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This is definitely a tactic of many mechanical industries. I really hate it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To keep the casuals from fucking with shit

6 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 1

This only encourages me to fuck with it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel pretty confident that I can hammer a flat head screwdriver into that

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like the special bolts they use on those Big Boy statues. Too many were stolen, now they are bolted down unconventionally.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guarantee I can still hammer a flathead in there and fuck some shit up.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

But not quietly. Youll make enough noise that someone will come by and stop your fuckery

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There two ways to be left alone. One way is like a mouse the other is like a bull.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#Thatswhatshesaid

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Party this you fucking casual. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screw_extractor

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Parry*. Autocorrect has ruined my hilarious joke.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That won't stop me from casual shit-fucking!

6 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

What about competitive ranked shit-fucking?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean the US government?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's all for shits and giggles until somebody giggles and shits.

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And of course... the superior Robertson

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Square drive's on the chart.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your point?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Personally I'm a fan of the wood screw points that are cut to help bite in.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I've "made" a few hybrids by mistake in my day.

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

We're not here to talk about your weirdo half goat offspring.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The hybrid. Aka, "The ah fuck, you've done it again, haven't you."

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've always been a Robertson guy but lately I'm leaning towards Torx.

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Yeah, probably damn near impossible to strip the head on a torx screw. I just used prob 400 of them to rebuild a deck.That was easiest part

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Cheap torx drivers break too easily

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I have yet to see a busted torx head

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like torque too but not as practical as flat, Phillips and Robertson.

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Fuck slotted heads, cannot be one hand driven or used in impact drill applications unless you get them perfectly centered.

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O I agree!

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