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Jan 19, 2024 12:38 AM
ElbowDeepInAHorse
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3Davideo
Hasn't the whole past two millennia of Catholicism been about how you're not supposed to enjoy it? I mean, this change is for the better, but it's an incredible shock that they'd reverse one of their core tenets like that.
HeroofTimeampersandSpace
hodaddelvecchio
It is and everyone should have to pay that price. No one gets to skate!
DoktorLurker
2000 years of people executed or persecuted by the Church are now screaming WHAT THE FUCK with every fiber of their betrayed souls.
DownUnderDanny
ineedababycorgi
Beefkins
The Protestant church I grew up in constantly railed against a world that supposedly believed "if it feels good, do it." It's an easy straw man for churches to use.
memesis
How many Hail Celestias do you have to say to be absolved of a typical instance of horse degeneracy?
HorrorMango
NearHereThere
That is so wrong! It's a gift from evolution.
MrFancyPanzer
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
spattr
So pray hard & give thanks for the wanks.
LackadasicalGoblin
RalphH
RalphH
zeacorzeppelin10
edwardelricsnipples
do NOT the horse
alaest0r
Do knot the horse? If you insist..
mratio
nthensome
I KNEW Jesus is watching me when I jerk off. And it kinda turns me on
Ipsi
Pope says being horny is OK LFG
ZebAsiz
[mature]
Schlenda
Mature? That's a kid, yo.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
in that style teenagers are often drawn younger
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
slinkiisu
TheBlueMuppet
Ma'am, where's yer bits
AncientBreadcrumbs
fformulaa
Nsfw
rbudrick
Great, now put all the rapists on your payroll in jail or stfu, cuz you're no better than the other protectors and apologists of them.
mksu
The next pope is going to erase this guy so hard.
CleverGroom
At this point I'm hoping the next Pope is a schismatic crowned in Brownsville, Texas or some shit. Let's make things more interesting.
ontarioOT
It'll be a bigger retcon than the latest Star Wars trilogy.
Bojovnik84
You sure?
zubax
Imagine the nuns, what kind of debauchery they will start doing after all those years of edging. The priests have been getting laid, so they be ok.
mratio
PballQhead
GCRust
While I get it's a post in jest, Nuns have historically had it really, really bad. Like we KNOW how bad the Priests get around Altar Boys...you don't seriously believe the Nuns weren't subjected equally to such treatment, do you?
AtmaDarkwolf
until it got difficult hiding all the pregnancies, then they turned to the innocents who can't get pregnant :/
clearlyselfloving
Well I'm just gonna have to sin even harder now!!!
c64masterrace
ontarioOT
FeChefImgur
BigE6VI6
There it is.
dlshark
LoyalToTheEnd
lamoinejeff
2sin θ cos θ
Eomund521
You and me both
MylundTheMad
“Sin Boldly” ~Martin Luther
BikeKnight
Keep us updated!
psugab
Strangedays2026
Time to eat a minstrel...
StarmineRendezvous
Now with audio!
psugab
Thanks!
darthstormer
Oh sure, but when I was growing up Catholic, anything that felt good or was fun was a sin.
CedricDur
They keep changing it. 'Our god changed its mind and now its...'. Funny how it works just as needed when the time comes. If their cult numbers were up to snuff it would be the same as before.
cyanideremark
Unless it was the priest enjoying it at your expense.
RobBobertyYT
Don't worry, most of the Catholics are still repressed lunatics.
SquirtVonnegut
Only if you're not married. Put a ring on it and you can fuck like rabbits and btw condoms are evil!
ElectricSlideOrchestra
bE fRuITfuL aNd mULtIpLy
RalphH
Were are you from? (wasn't that way here in sw of germany)
atoyot
I was literally taught abstinence in sex Ed.
atoyot
Canada, to answer your question.
Sonicschilidogs
America, American Catholics be like that, and many absolutely hate the Pope, which is ironic in its own way.
Raeilgunne
used to be the catholic bishops were too liberal for most, now they're the most hyper-conservative.
LadyCrickett
Best way to mess with American Catholics raging at the Pope is to ask if that makes them a Protestant 🤣
Sonicschilidogs
Oh yeah, it's a great time if you like to stir the shit pot lol, I've got family that are in a breakaway church that does only Latin masses and women wear veils, very pissy.
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
My thought process - 1: huh? 2: WTF?! 3: Oh it's elbow, carry on
HandoB4Javert
Arcanum3000
I skipped straight to "Oh, it must be Elbow."
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Anytime i see any type of MLP near the FP, I assume it is elbow.
ordaen
haha
playingwithknives
Had this reaction SPOT ON a few times with elbow. 😂
RadishRabbit
CooCooCaChew
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"
BurningVeryImportantThings
didn't even need to look at the username I just loled and moved to upvote.
SirRichardOfHead
Exactly!
hazzary453