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Jul 9, 2024 10:40 PM

zoraniko

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There’s a life lesson

2 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

UUUUUUUUUUUUHH missed the opportunity for a triple kill ! This is probably the only situation where hearing the crushing of human bones beneath your vehicle is satisfying .

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It always blows my mind people don't floor it faster in these situations.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm aiming for at least a 3 star wanted level by the time I get done running them all over.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In certain situations and bad neighborhood at stop lights, I leave enough room to drive around the car in front of me.

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I leave enough room to drive around in good neighborhoods in broad daylight. You never know what's gonna happen, and having a escape plan is nice.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where was this?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

License plates indicate South Africa.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I would have run over as many of them as I could.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would've ran them all the fuck over

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Uh huh. Sure.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Have you ever been stopped by another vehicle fir the purposes of being robbed or carjacked?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I feel like gunning it in drive just as that guy pulled out the weapon was the right answer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

6 years ago we had car accident. My mom died in few minutes. We were begging people for help. No one stopped until a group of teenagers who saw us suffering decided to help us. Sometimes some people need help.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

What was that, a fucking clown car?

2 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 1

Another car pulled up on the side and I'd bet another from behind.

2 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

You mean your mom’s vagina?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 34

I'f It's any consolation, I made the clown car comment but I gave you an upvote right after your comment. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well at least one certainly has an easily identifiable paint job.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Probably stolen.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People buy horsepower but you drive torque. Especially if there are traction issues, like bodies, or you need to push or pull things, also like bodies.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Love how the assholes’ doors got fucked on the way out

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Call the bondulance for that vid headline

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My friend would like to know what you mean

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drive defensively to avoid trouble. But if trouble is making a nuisance of itself, drive offensively.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Looks like India.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude jumps out after his friend hits my car with a machete and I'm driving through that guy, fuckin hard.

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

Yeah that guy is getting smeared

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!”

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Almost an infinite loop.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Police pull overs at night, always drive to a lit area with people. Professional officers understand there are criminals faking as unmarked undercover police pull overs. Probably not so easy outside the city though.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Until the cop gets impatient and tries to murder you for not stopping fast enough.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also, if in a remote area call 911. Explain you are being pulled over, give your location, and request confirmation.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. Perhaps you didn't see the video of the cop doing a pit maneuver on a pregnant woman's car because she was attempting do as you said. So you either get killed by criminals or by cops.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Clearly not professional officers.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately, many of us live in America.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

South Africa?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happens all the time in south Africa!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where was this?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't back up, drive straight through them fuckers.

2 years ago | Likes 883 Dislikes 3

Let the bodies hit the floor!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The robbers messed up and didn't properly block the vehicle.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Even if they block you, that just means you can crush them between your car and theirs.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You only back up to get more road to get more speed to run them down better

2 years ago | Likes 200 Dislikes 0

This is when you get an EV. Instant acceleration. 0-60 ppl ran over in no time.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they fuckin' deserve it.

2 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Not required here. He would have been smeared like peanut butter against the car door.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I bet his buddies would have run away instantly after seeing him smeared down the length of that stopped car.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nono, you drive straight through them and THEN back up to make sure they fucking stay down.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

was about to say that, why bother back, when you can go nicely bumpery over & release your inner evil laughter!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this? fucking interstate pirates??…if that was America the guy with the hammer woulda got two thru the windshield and then ida speed bumped those other two while riding off to Taylor swift

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the most insane part to me is the people confidently standing in front of the car. like dude... what do you think happens when they hit the gas pedal? are you fucking superman? are you going to parry the blunt force trauma of a car crushing your body with your machete?

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

New cars won't let you run them over, it will auto break

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you keep trying, will it still stop you? Now I'm curious.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would have to disable the autobreak feature, which I barely remember how to do when I'm not in stressful situations. Car wouldn't back up because bike rack was blocking the sensor, and once had someone cut in front of me, then full stop - auto break engaged and I couldn't even try to go around them without backing up first.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hoping the driver will hesitate?

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Some people panic. Some people will have their brain tell them they can't drive there because there's material in the way or be unwilling to commit murder to get out of a bad spot. If you're desperate or stupid enough to resort to car jacking to begin with, a little bit of chicken is absolutely on the table

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Enjoy the little pops as you crush their skulls

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Then back up and drive over them again. And again. And again, if necessary. And when they stop moving, get out of your car, lock it, and drive away in theirs. That'll show 'em.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The ol' Uno reverse. Thing of beauty.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, sadly saw a similar video where people got out with guns, he drove straigh but got shot from the back and died a few minutes later. I wonder if someone has a gun, do you give him your car or try to run away?

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Give him the car, you can get another car, on insurance, can't get another life (believe me, I've tried, this one suuuuucks)..

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

They are still pointing weapons at you, in your car you are at a better position than when you get out to hand it over. They could still shoot you even if you comply. Fuck that, head down and peddle to the metal (always easily said from the sidelines, i would not know how i’d react for real)

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I may die, but I won't make their work easy.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd love to see a John Wick style movie that starts with an honest to goodness protagonist being stopped like this for no reason and just trying to survive but mysteriously being so good at it and it just keeps going

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Breakdown.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

unironically the first mad max movie

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deathwish Bronson 1974 - 'Death Wish'. The director, Michael Winner told Bronson, It's about a man whose wife and daughter are mugged and he goes out and shoots muggers" . "I'd like to do that," Bronson said. "The film?" asked Winner. Bronson replied, "No . . . shoot muggers."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Children of Men doesn't start that way, it has a bombing instead, but there's a waylaid car scene about halfway through with British country bandits...

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this south Africa?

2 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Nope, don’t think it is SA, it has the wrong roadside bollards and the commercial trucks don’t have the SA yellow reflective stripe. Both Thailand and Indonesia have this style of bollard and both drive on the left! (Geoguessr.com is awesome)

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’d almost bet considering the left side driving etc

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Yes it is , wonderful country, bad people!

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Glad to see more attempted robbers get run over.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Rookie maneuver by the criminals

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Shoulda veered a little left and pasted that one fuck.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I've no empathy on anyone pulling a gun on an innocent person.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's the story here?

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 14

Watch the 30 second video

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I did, I was wondering if the OP had a source, or where it happened, specifically.

Asking for sauce is sometimes great, and other times terrible. Roll the dice, take the ones.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

They have been TRYING to reach him about his cars extended warranty

2 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 4

Thankfully, we don't know since they got away.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yep.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Guaranteed South Africa

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Attempted robbery/kidnapping/extortion/sloppy murder, take your pick.

2 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

Thanks for nothing! 😁

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 85

I mean just take a wild fucking guess here buddy.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I was looking for a place, or something from OP. The answer given was like getting directions from a mathematician.

Technically correct, and yet still useless to me.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Even If you don’t get the precisions you wish (most likely because they’re unavailable) you don’t need to act ungrateful.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They told you all of the probable scenarios. Do you think shit like this makes the evening news in 3rd world countries?

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Ohhhhhh I thought this was in Florida.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 18

They're driving on the left...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 3

Posts without audio. Terrible decision

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here’s the extended interview and video. https://youtu.be/lsu6AhYzG_4?si=wlhkhkjpiTCBxO97

The guy with the gun is on literally his 4th day on the job. The driver was a 12 year veteran and former Police sniper.

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

It's even more incredible with sound! The calmness especially of the driver is unbelievable.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Watching the video with audio, it is clear this is NOT the driver's first rodeo, or the worst he has dealt with.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Driver’s certainly didn’t skip arm day

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

seems like a really narrow car for a transport

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

perhaps to squeeze between blockades?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a low profile SUV. Fully armored but armored trucks were being targeted. So they go disguised as regular SUVs for courier services but they’re heavily defended.

Also, the video here is distorted.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ooh good points

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Felt like South Africa kinda footage.

2 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

In first world countries people keep thinking it's weird that I try to see from a distance if anyone is close to the car we're going to get into. That or they find it odd that I'm constantly expecting someone to run up to the car while at a stop street or red light. Hell even on bridges or tunnels my most recent partner found it amusing that I'm trying to see if any cars can block our route forward/backwards. South Africa man, it creates a special kinda paranoia.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Isn’t SA supposed to be the most modern African nation?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yarp. It has its problems, but then there are upsides compared to places like the states. For example if I lived in the states I would've been SUPER in debt just from my medical stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If people in SA have national healthcare than why are so many people there in poor health?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the trigger discipline on that guy. Superb.

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 3

Not his first rodeo.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually was his first rodeo. The guy with the gun was a rookie.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The passenger was stunned into inaction, it shows the difference in experience from the driver. I don't blame him, that's terrifying.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

There's no action he can take, in these moments. Lower a window and shoot? No, they're bulletproof and his best protection. He is fully prepped for the potential next actions and completely calm.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't think those windows can lower.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its also that the driver has control of the situation though. Not much a passenger can do but hurry up and wait

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

he could turn on the music and start the Need for Speed track list

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the 4th core value of the Air Force. Hurry up and wait

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's also true

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, he could get his rifle and start firing wildly back at the attacker, but that's definitely not a good idea. If the car crashed or got disabled and the attackers got closer I'd be happy he was there with his rifle ready.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1