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Dec 4, 2020 11:32 PM
UncleSlam123
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HuronWendat
VEGETA! I AM A WOMAN!! WE CAN RULE AS KING AND QUEEN! * vegeta kills dodoria*
AlohomoraButterbeer
#18: “during” no...please “these” please god no “unprecedented” pours acid in my ears. Noooook!!!
DrVinnyBoomBotch
Ohhhh .... now ... this begs the question: how d’ya know what the Pillsbury Dough Boy”s butt hole smells like?
daugbret
ConnieKostopolus
What kind of cavernous woman can take 9 INCHES of meat? The thought of one that big horrifies me, lmao
bl0ke
NGL, I would love a dustpan that does not leave a line of dirt. Yes I am old, why do you ask?
BahamutBBob
#6 twitch.tv/onlymxc
MicrowavedFrenchFries
inkpod
Right you are, Ken
CommentProvider
I need this as a t-shirt!
SwedeOnAnIsland
darkchiron
Those are quotations, not parentheses.
314dsoner
Anyone else remember the show attack of the killer tomatoes??
Beebebluff
#23 e for me
clearlydead
Why do those train tracks have a switch with no other track?
biologicallysignificant
#23 so real
SavagePatchKids
#12
sky8837360
#3 lucky!!! I had to struggle without a graphing calculator at that age.
Xilir8
racheleaglerocks31415
Science.........Nice.
duckshooter
Can someone confirm the pizza size one?
Fillask
For your future pizza purchases: https://www.omnicalculator.com/food/pizza-comparison
CanadianCobraChicken
Redid the math. Yup. It checks out. Weird.
humptysorthopedic
#44 don't like wet-ass pussy
Klaxun
If you put bleach and ammonia in a bowl it will also make your house smell like heaven, but only if you've been good.
racheleaglerocks31415
I see what you did there.??
gumol
Two cups of vanilla extract?! Vanilla extract's expensive yo
spilledpups
4oz is about $16, a cup is 8ounces. She either went to the store and spent $64 or she’s lying on the dang interwebs.
SoupFace
Glad I was t the only one thinking that. Who has that much just around the house
ErithEndell
#4 Area !== Volume
applesforjuice
I've never understood which cup can go in the oven for the vanilla extract tip
DevonGronka
#5 how does anyone afford two whole CUPS of vanilla? And then just waste it like that? That person must be loaded.
DevonGronka
Also, reminds me of a time someone on "splendid table" was like "I traveled to Egypt and got like 5 pounds of saffron at a local market, 1/2
DevonGronka
so I was wondering what I should do with it?" and the host was like "Honestly I would just sell it at a fair market rate and make massive2/3
DevonGronka
profits off of it, but I have a feeling that's not the kind of answer you were looking for, so here's some neat things you can do if you 3/4
DevonGronka
ever somehow end up with a small fortune worth of saffron".
omnipotentpasta
Okay nice dump but does such a dustpan exist?! I must know
Atharaenea
Get a damp paper towel and wipe up the little line of dust. There is a solution to all simple household problems.
maliciousGman
Fear not friend! I have the answer! No.
TheRicM
Here's how it's done, regardless of the pan. First you sweep the pile into the pan, which creates a line at the edge. Then take the line 1/
Rawrihazshotgun
Get a straw...
hidoitrash
Or a rolled up dollar bill
KLUSTENATOR
TheRicM
omnipotentpasta
number2commenter
I use a straw and snort it with my butthole. I then wait until I'm at a friend's house and dust fart on their floor. House is dirty bro