I have always been envious of guys upper body strength.

Jul 17, 2026 12:36 AM

MissDeeMeanor

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I could never do this and they make it look like nothing.

Hardcore Henry made me realize if I ever got good at parkour, I'd probably decapitate myself.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"envious"....hmmmm...so start with a banana and push it back down your throat and try not to gag...practice....and soon you will be ready to express your envy.....you can hold onto their forearms while...

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Sure you can. Just start going to bouldering. It's starting out where everybody can participate as long as they have most arms and legs and then it goes up from that. It's a fun sport that does't require much to start.. provided there's a place near you

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is some real life spider man shit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be... there are things a younger me could do, that I can't do today.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow. This guy has the anti-gravity cheat activated.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He needs to shoot spider webs from his wrists

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Great upper body strength! Poor decision making.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

0:12 return to monkey

how slow were cavemen

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That dudes a honed athlete.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What he's doing isn't something that's inherent or exclusive to men.

That's what years of hard work and training look like, and pretty much anyone who puts in the effort can eventually do stuff like this.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Not saying they don’t have upper body strength, their build clearly shows it, but a big chunk of that is converting and perpetuating the initial momentum from their legs at the start.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean most guys can't do that shit either, you ain't special ;-)

2 weeks ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I remember when I would lay down at night and nothing hurt. It's been a while.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Were we ever so young?

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In those days I did a lot of that athletic shit - which is why everything hurts now.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep. And don't even get me started on getting up in the morning.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Try a PSOAS release tool and doing Dead Hangs from a Pull up bar. I can swear by the PSOAS tool. 30 seconds of near blinding agony while laying on it with your full weight provides literal weeks of absolute relief from lower back pain. I'm not fucking kidding. As for dead hangs, start with 30 second intervals to find a position that doesn't hurt to hang from, getting your grip right, then try and work up to 2 minutes, while engaging your Scapula (upper back muscles). Not pulling up or anything.>

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your upper body strength will increase enough that starting to do pullups won't be absolute torture. This is literally just hanging by your arms and tensing your upper body muscles for 2 minutes a day. It's short, it's boring, you can do it before your morning shower, and it's probably one of the best foundational exercises you can do because it fixes ignored muscle groups that affect your motor control but doesn't produce showy muscles.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0