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Apr 18, 2026 3:05 AM
OceansRust
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Redshadow09
They are all drinking because they know they ROYALLY FUCK UP and are TERRIFIED of the consequences coming to knock on their door. Watch them run to Russia when Dems take it ALL.
ChazzK
Well of course, how do you expect him to sleep after spending all day hopped up on... Whatever the hell he takes?
2774
Another key member of Trump's DUI hires, part of the Liquor Cabinet
Osiricus
He was never going to be anywhere near competent or up to the task for that position. It's actually a real job and most directors dedicate the entire life to it. Late hours, sealed lips, and constant developments. Kash thought he was going to be in a HBO series. On the other, his only real instructions from up top were to cover up the Epstein/ Trump connection.
fattymcfattzz
Administration of buffoons and asshats
Roqinn
Only the best!
Sprinkleton
Fuck Aaron Parnas and zionism - all he does is read AP news sites and regurgitate info, unless it's about Israel. Then he's quiet
Margrave9000
Fuck every worthless social media parasite reading actual news articles into the camera with the added value of... making faces and abusing microphones.
Buffoonery
MIA, you say? Wherever he is, maybe they should consider leaving him there.
jerusalemspider
This is what happens when you put a podcaster at the head of the FBI
Necrothean
Liberal content creators while fascism reigns: "I'm here in a modest hotel room that my patrons have paid for, reading AP news articles and telling you the sky is falling. Donate, hit like, and subscribe for more up-to-date news from inside every Hilton and Doubletree as I travel across America e-begging for handouts and doing absolutely nothing else of worth."
And every week they have a new YouTube video up titled "TRUMP LOSING REPUBLICANS! REGIME IS FINALLY AT AN END! EXCLUSIVE!"
Marcolorn
Is there someone in that party who isn't a child rapist, drunk, addict, or any combination of those?
Antrobus55
No. And Trump sure doesn't give a shit, because why should he? That would mean caring about something besides himself. This administration is like a flock of seagulls following a garbage scow.
GratuaCuun
And that's saying something considering what Kegsbreath has been up to
thatwoodguy
And I thought 100 Keg Cavanaugh had a bad nickname
StephenDaniels
Too much time with kegsbreath
Corrodias
good
Antrobus55
He's 3D shitstain on the underpants of society. I think he's secretly wanted to be a WASP since childhood.
ldstrike
The fbi used to be so good at their job they would catch serial killers just by analyzing their past behaviors. Now, they couldn't figure out how to use a lockpick set to wake up their drunk boss.
ingridwebb88
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGowYzVsNnRjNjNyd20weDMwYTdsNW11bW5zbndqMDR6OHlhZncybyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iv80ZwyJ0ep0GU9jap/200w.webp
wecouldbehappywithoutcapitalism
I find it impossible to believe that the FBI is ability to respond effectly to an emergency is dependent on Kash Patel‘s presence
2774
Former FBI analyst here. You're correct. Really serious matters where ONE PERSON makes a live / die determination - it was gamed and lawyered weeks ahead of time. That person has a backup. In case of appendicitis, hitting powerball, or being hit by a truck, there is a backup. It is most likely an attorney. [/sigh]
GoSibi
I assume the FBI's ability to respond effectively to an emergency is dependent on his absence.
DYLANLEE79
It's all about the COC! (Chain of Command)
2774
Is there an appropriately sized windbreaker for him?
{Adults referred to it as a raid jacket, as it has the great big agency ID on it, for "DO NOT SHOOT ME" values}
realcheddarandsully
May his liver turn to stone.
unluckyandbored
That thousand-yard stare he's always pulling wasn't a dead giveaway?
idiotsonfire
Good, maybe he'll die of alcohol poisoning.
timothyaolson2000
That's a real bender.
Eyeetsass
It’s really stressful to have an important job you’re not qualified for. I hope they’re all stress drinking. The Nazis all really like meth. This regime is not showing us signs of winning. We’re seeing a lot of weakness, and things falling apart.
poscduke
Meth was given to german solders for alertness, Hitler's doctor gave him a large cocktail of drugs that likely contained amphetamines. Goering was a morphine addict.
Eyeetsass
It takes a lot of chemical support to live in cognitive dissonance. The more the better. I’m thankful our enemies are weak.
MisterRichard
No to these fucking ghouls trying to turn the burning down of our country by criminal, incompetent toadys into a branding opportunity. Also, his father is one of Trump's burned sychophants/ghouls. Fuck this, fuck him.
MisterRichard
Just go look at this little creep's fucking Wikipedia page.
blahblahblahda
https://youtu.be/QpOD12q81cY?si=C5YPgXRU8AMg5C1D interview with the journalist who broke the story
XXXSpork
Fuck him, hope his liver explodes
YouRadicalizedMe
And head
Awmph
wouldn't surprise me if multiple Trump officials developed severe drinking problems since taking the job
PithyCommentBelow
Why would they be stressed? Just because at the first thing of trouble (whether their fault or not), Mango Mussolini could throw them to the wolves?
They’re terrible humans and fuck them. But yeah - I imagine being in that environment is REAL fucking stressful.
bleuyeaux
If his liver does explode, I hope it takes out the Orange One
Corbal2
A lot of damage can be done by a drunk official before their liver gives out.
WhatTheFrench
My friend is in liver failure and it’s a painful existence. (Love him but frustrated af with him at the same time.)
Vungor
Like voting for trump?
Uonnay
Don't shame alcoholism, causes enough problems in knee life. But you cannot have a problematic active addiction and be in a place of power at the same time.
cousteau
Genuinely surprised their first concern isn't Pete Kegsbreath
Whitebeardthepirate
there has been surfaced recordings of him, since he is on trump's chopping block and possibly being put in the line of fire for trump's decisions. the recordings came out of India, and he was recorded as saying: "Yes, ma'am. I am the Amazon Support, my name is "jack davis" can I have your credit card number please?"
Raventhief
I'd be drinking too if I were stuck working for this administration.
stephseviltwinII
Aw poor widdle baby must have a lot of stress, give him a bottle
mygodhasabiggerdick
He chose this side of history. Don't try to humanize his bullshit life choices.
ActualTttony
He's not stuck He's right where he begged to be
homoerection
Right where he’s been pegged to be.
JustSomePersonThere
You are way too charitable
MinimumContributor
And his shitty children’s book
hybridjamaican
Naw its the other way around, having a drinking or drug problem will get you a cabinet seat