My wife's new license plate came in!

Nov 17, 2017 2:51 AM

theiraqsuchas

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New plates

How'd she like to knock out number 890?

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 4

In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I .....would...like to date your wife

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In a row?!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

889? And you haven't seen one penny of the cashflow, I bet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Penny for each one? she better get busy if she's ever gonna afford that new car she wants.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite part, underneath it says "Sportsman's Paradise"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I spotted that Louisiana plate from the thumbnails! Geaux Tigers!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In a row?!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And when you move to Missouri...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but can you explain?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ate dicks 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

...in a row?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

899 or $8.99?

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Ouch!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

889* $8.89

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dude, your wife has great hair.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thanks for that. I told her and it made her day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

woohoo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In a row?!?!?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put your dick in it - oh, shit, wait....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you number 1 or number 889?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He was number 632 (on the honeymoon)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where is the end of the line?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People go looking for that and never return

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

37?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! In a row?

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

Upvote Clerks!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hey you, get back here!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"In a row?"

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 2

Try not to suck any more dick in the parking lot!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hey! Get back here!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Is that including me?!"

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: her first choice CCK SUKR was denied.

8 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 3

ASSWOMAN

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

G0BLC0Q

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

How many dick miles is that?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Totally lost it haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends, we talking black miles or asian miles?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try not to suck any dicks on the way out....

8 years ago | Likes 989 Dislikes 6

Too late judging by that plate

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! Get back here!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dick reference bro

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hahah. I’m watching it as I’m reading this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

888 including me?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

36v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

36? Goddamnit

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys!

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Be glad it's not 888 other guys. Side note: I wonder if Silent Bob is silent when having sex. Snoochie booches!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a row?!?

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I love the fact that I upvoted you to 37!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

37?! From now on, when I'll kiss you, I'll have the taste of 37 guys...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not even supposed to be here today!!

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

889 up to and including you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks snowball.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The reason why it smells...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*through the parking lot. Hey, get back here!

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

Great movie

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend sucked 888 dicks

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In a row?!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

at once...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

8 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Slurp

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IN A ROW?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Hehe, "pumping".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fantastic username. It's either creamy or go home

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Much like the 889 BJs

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came looking for this

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Looking for this. I came

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gross dude

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lenny face since I'm too lazy to copy paste

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And counting...

8 years ago | Likes 1811 Dislikes 5

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Wow! You must be very flexible!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Spurtsman's Paradise

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm suddenly glad this base all the way in japan doesn't have community coffee... it might be coming out my nose right now, otherwise...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

NOICE

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That needs to be a sticker under the plate, tbh... :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@op get her a sticker to go under the plate that says exactly that!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: the plate is for OP himself

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I would have laughed just as hard if it was mine. Well, almost.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah man, they're married

8 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 4

Op has never had a bj

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Count down?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

who said it was his?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She and the neighbor aren't though

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Zang!

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Hi how are you doing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

without blowjobs, obviously

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You need some?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0