Is that a turtle in your pants or are you just pleased to see me

Mar 12, 2025 7:06 AM

sirbinlid

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Oh it's just a turtle *sigh*
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/11/turtle-concealed-mans-pants-new-jersey-airport

"What, I can't keep a turtle in my pants? I thought this was America."

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Sir is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this is why we're all still taking our shoes off...

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

and i hate that. before that it was so easy to smuggle 2 blue whales into the country. but now ... how are you supposed to do that if you have to take your shoes?

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

sooooo...HOW did a body scanner, which scans for METAL,
DETECT the turtle?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Body scanners do not scan for metal, they scan for changes in density.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It wasn't a snapping turtle. 100% sure.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It is a type of turtle that bites people though.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always travel with a towel. Blue is just one option.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0