sirbinlid
1387
38
1
Oh it's just a turtle *sigh*
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/11/turtle-concealed-mans-pants-new-jersey-airport
Mar 12, 2025 7:06 AM
sirbinlid
1387
38
1
Oh it's just a turtle *sigh*
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/11/turtle-concealed-mans-pants-new-jersey-airport
cgt9803
"What, I can't keep a turtle in my pants? I thought this was America."
CAPTSLW
"Sir is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
wobblecopterrrr
this is why we're all still taking our shoes off...
SimplyWalkedIntoMordorAndBroughtPizza
and i hate that. before that it was so easy to smuggle 2 blue whales into the country. but now ... how are you supposed to do that if you have to take your shoes?
friendsofsandwiches
sooooo...HOW did a body scanner, which scans for METAL,
DETECT the turtle?
nobodyspecial995
Body scanners do not scan for metal, they scan for changes in density.
spitfires2000
It wasn't a snapping turtle. 100% sure.
Tortoiseshell11
It is a type of turtle that bites people though.
theothermeisnthere
Always travel with a towel. Blue is just one option.