How to perfectly cut a coconut

Oct 6, 2020 12:56 AM

DontWorryImMedicated

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coconuts!

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She would make a dope hero in the MCU

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She was contacted to play Squirrel Girl before that show got shelved

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Aaaaaand YOINK +1

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Noice! She's so cute, even while having a stroke lmao

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No ifs, no buts, no coconuts.

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Ok calm down Steven Anita Smith lol. +1

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Got me, laughed out loud.

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Same. I thought "she seems really confident" after that first swing

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Dis my celebrity crush, she's a cutie

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She's been going through some stuff lately. Shame cuz she really seems nice.

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Sauce?

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I love it, this is what October is all about!

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Youmean.... SPOOctober

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I was annoyed at first, "Oh so every hot chick gets her own cooking show now, I liked her before this BS... Oh WTF?! Haha I'm an asshole."

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Think the Elvira mantle will fall on her, uh, shoulders?

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That would be amazing, but I doubt she wants to get pigeonholed with a role like that, long term.

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Makes sense

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Fuckin amen

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White coconuts? Why is the coconut white?

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v I wonder if they are related

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I like coconuts, you can break em open and they smell like ladies lyin in the sun

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WSMFP

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Hell yeah brother

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Stop by sometime https://mixlr.com/the-panic-channel

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Where do you buy... whatever kind of precut that is? Never seen one like that in my life

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Was thinking the exact same thing, how do you for want of a better word peel a coconut??

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I'd give her a thumbs up, because i think she needs it.

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Remember: https://v.redd.it/yo67qqet2ti51

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I saw that happening live. I was like what in the holy hell is going on

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Sometimes humanity makes me sick. Lately more and more. Did not know she was harassed that much.

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Common sense approach... it’s deplorable but it certainly doesn’t help when she keeps taking huge cleavage pics. Let’s not pour gas on it

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I'm really sorry but, having pics with huge cleavage is not saying: hate on me and send me stuff..

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You mean don't be a dick to women online as an outlet for pent up frustration from not being able to do so in person?

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It's a dilemma as old as the internet itself.

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Only because education is failing people. Both from parents and the system. Self-reflection is non existing..

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A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

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And now I’m deaf...

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wasn't ready for that. ooof

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Oh, my friend, so many thank yous for this new addition ;)

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I always upvote KitH .. here's something for your effort https://youtu.be/TLaUwvHWHg4

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Expected flying pig. Was disappoint. :(

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What’s KitH?

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Kids in the Hall. It was a Canadian sketch comedy show.

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Some of my favorite sketches were Simon Milligan & Hecubus

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We try not to sexualize Milana...

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"Try"

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Speak for yourself sport

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I think they meant we don't say the quiet part out loud. The way I took it, she was about ready to quit acting over the derogatory comments.

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"Well, call me Mr. Butterfingers!" -Emo Philips

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Boy... is my face red.

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It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants. Marduk desires not the barren wasteland of your desiccated viscera.

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What wizardry is this?!

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sauce pls?

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Came from an interview she did... not much else I can say - besides - I got a 24 hr last time I posted it on a thread about her.

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Jack chop!!

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YOU DONT GAT TIME TO CAWVV A MUTHAFUCKIN PUMPKIN, DUDE

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Thank you. Beat me to it. You’ll be choppin away with the fackin Jack Chop.

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This is exactly how I do it... Is the blood not supposed to happen??

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Fom my experience the blood is perfectly normal. All these “no blood on my coconuts people” are doing it wrong.

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It adds a certain Halloween-y flavor to it.

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COCONUTS! ? ? ? ? ? ?

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cocoCUTS

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I love Robot Chicken so much, some sketches are hit or miss but overall that show is comedy gold

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*Coconuuuts.

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cocoNUTS**

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Luka-san, it's been so long

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ouch town Population you

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No! Fuck No! You'd get punched for saying something like that.

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Punched, eh? Last time I tried it, I just got my ass kicked. Ah well. I guess every workplace is different...

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I've done this to my finger before. The pain isn't as bad at first but later in the day and the day after hurts like a bitch.

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You’ve chopped off your finger before?

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Yup with a carpet blade.

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It did not hurt right away. I only screamed because of the way it looked coming out of the broken window.

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On the Inside thigh of my leg I have a scar from a 63 stitched up laceration from my leg going through a apartment hallway door.

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Did you catch it on the hinges after you took the door off?

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I was super close from getting the major artery tho.

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No not at all. I was mad walking out of the apartment building, and kicked the glass of the heavy door. The glass only broke.

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This is why when you fling the blade you let go of the coconut. I'd rather have the coconut fly off the table then cut my finger off.

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is it really the same girl?

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Protip: Use the backside of your cleaver. It will mash through the fiber and crack the shell without the worry of chopping a finger off

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What's actually terrifying is the amount of sexual harassment and threats of rape that poor woman gets for her AT&T commercials.

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What kind of lowlife downvoted this comment?

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I didn't because it's a good message. But I knee-jerk wanted to at first because I've seen it so many times. Seen't it -> downvote.

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Makes me hate people more and more each day.

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We've already lost pixels sir!

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I'm so offended right now

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If we could get you to comment about yourself, it would cause a loop that could crash Imgur.

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*wood

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*wooed

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Ok I should use you two against each other.

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Use me, and I'll eat all of your candy!

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