"...and I have come to the conclusion that a wildebeest doesn't know it's a wildebeest, for there are no mirrors on the Serengeti plain. You can be anything you like. You ask a wildebeest -
'You a wildebeest?' 'What the fuck, are ye kidding? A wildebeest? Yeah, that'd be right! I'm one of them stripey things over there. If one of those lions came about, I'd just fly away!'"
Shadowroxas870
Someone is playing jumanji
EJust
"Send the gazelles first. See if they make it."
Quessir
"...and I have come to the conclusion that a wildebeest doesn't know it's a wildebeest, for there are no mirrors on the Serengeti plain. You can be anything you like. You ask a wildebeest -
'You a wildebeest?'
'What the fuck, are ye kidding? A wildebeest? Yeah, that'd be right! I'm one of them stripey things over there. If one of those lions came about, I'd just fly away!'"
God I love Billy Connolly.
oldguyexlurker
"They're flocking..."
misterCT
Someone about to get Jumanji’d
SirDucken
Anyone ever try to run a barcode scanner on a zebra?
iMcFly
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYXQyMmdjazlsaWl6Nm9naWs4aWZvNnZnZnI3em9uZDduMDlkYWxjbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/PCljzqp8vIj3G/200w.mp4
RenaissanceFaireMan
At least 3 zebras.
michaelfire
yes I've herd of Zebras
SorryButMyUsernameIsUnavailable
These horses needs to be defragged...
bippityboppitybuttsex
Looks like they want to eat those gazelles
Subsound
When someone starts playing Nickleback.
delightphil
South Africa is weirdly easy to spot.
ChelVanin
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcTJ6NGlvbjR3ZWVtdGZwNWsyMGE1NTIwa2RvY2l4eXl5dGI0ZnJtcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9yjVwsqviHSnK/200w.mp4
cryborg
I herd nothing.
shameofslate
If you were a zebra, would it blow your mind to find out that there was a type of crosswalk named after you in England?
CeterumCenseo
There's a crosswalk named Jeff?
DarthAndy
Thank you. I finally have the context to understand what both Xing and Crosswalk mean.
Redmonk54
think zebras, not horses
HeraldofOmega
I think horses
ByMyOwnDesign
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cmNnbThpajJrdjZ6aWYwNTdiemV6aDkzY2YybTJ2Y29kMGZ1aHhyeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3i7zenReaUuI0/200w.webp
Donaldbain
Don't go until the lions run past.
delightphil
There isn't a lion. It's a nature reserve.
delightphil
No lion. Just herd mentality.
SchwarzRin
Followed by some elephants, hippos, and a very out of breath rhino.
corion82