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Schaade
The farts I keep blasting.
j3d10
Being a vegan and having to cycle to my CrossFit class
JanickenSkywalker
That’s up there for most annoying. And I was a vegan CrossFitter myself.
Twrecks123
Throw in proselytizing for Jesus and you have the holy trifecta of boring and annoying.
SansAandAnguS
I reckon the kidnapper would resort to murder in this circumstance, lol!
vakler
My ex-kidnapper.
theinternetconfusesme
“He was just like, so toxic you know? And his relationship with his mom was super fucked up. Sorry, this is just really triggering for me.”
vakler
"You use rope and tape? My ex preferred zip ties and chloroform, but okay... Oh what about your 2nd location? Cellar is a classic."
Xecryo
D&D come on guys it'll be a great way to kill them time while we wait for the money.
sometimesiupvoteatrandom
ToasterDent
"Let me tell you about my character"
randomwalrus
The pros and cons of each edition alone could take days.
superkavi
Just like Harmonquest
Starfury42
Let me tell you about our current campaign...
SenselessSentiments
Suspicious to use "we". Are you planning to kill your captor and keep the money?
BitsofEpic
I have ADHD, so basically anything that crosses my mind. Less of a specific subject and more of a "just kept talking for 2 hours"
Iwouldbenick
You took the words right out of my mouth.
BladeTurMoiL
And some people call it a disability. Sounds to me like a defense mechanism!
Justwarlockthings
This.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
The time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville.
KeyMasher
Alright, who has the clip of the relevant tattoo? Mine disappeared and I need to yoink another
landooooooo
I had an onion on my belt. Which was the style at the time.
superkavi
Then what happened?
DaveMeowthewz
Well, I needed a new heel for my shoe...
peruvianfightingmidgets
proracing53
whitefoxkei
I miss old school memes
TheMightyMollusk
And you didn't even have time to finish the story.
BushDidWolf359
Shut it down, we have a winner
mobilekeptcrashing
Give that man the $10,000
NoSoundatWork
Saelael
Oddly, Light. I'm a theatrical lighting designer. I can talk about light for hours...
SenselessSentiments
Like, from wavelength to the visible gamut? Or how brightness affect colour? I know nothing about the latter so I'd be intriuged
Saelael
Strangely enough brightness doesn't affect color as much as the source does. LED lights don't change color much as they change intensity,
Saelael
But incandescent lights change quite a bit. The different floors with a different color the more power is shoved through it, changing the
Saelael
Color of the light.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Your car's extended warranty.
mity0k23
… how glad I am to finally have some friends and all the fun things we’ll do together, and how I’ll never leave them.
LogicKitty
Stockholm Syndrome. I love you. We should totally get married.
simonsaysabunchofstuff
The Muse song ? Same! Love it!
DeadeicPrints
Imo this one wins lol. You probably
DoYouLikePinaColada
Who wouldn't choose that fluff
fastlaserjockey
"Actually, S.S. was largely a fake psychosis made up by the Negotiator to explain why the hostages were so angry at his ineptitude, which...
fastlaserjockey
is how I know that what we have is real. I'll never let you let me go no matter how many helicopters they give you. We'll be together 4EVR!"
mrsdowneyjr
Thank you, you turned my "actually" objection on its head
superkavi
Lol
SheepySleepySmuggler
I know this may seem very forward but you're beautiful and I love the way the colour of your eyes matches all the red flags...
bogus1983
When you have rose colored glasses, they're just flags...
HandoB4Javert
ThaWhiteRanger
We should all be so lucky.
Evillairforrent
*kidnapper jumps out of window*
PolitiCat
Overly attached kidnapping victim ?
fedupwithhumanity
And make babies. 10 of them, and lil Stevie& Mary & Tristan & whats your name, we should give you a junior! & Ashleigh & Skylar.....
LordNoKids
NFTs lol
LoopStricken
"Just shoot him now."
LordNoKids
Wokeness
HeyOP
All the ways they fucked up the grab.
Layinginbed
The Spice Girls' rise to fame
EricPisch
Anal polyps
krypticsoulcat
Having someone to talk to
SenselessSentiments
You okay there, buddy?
ClemFandangle
Lightly fried fish fillets
FunkyFetusFeet
Your extended car warranty
zim57398
My 12 hour presentation on the Warhammer 40k lore.
TheGifReturns
They didn't even let you get to parts 2-389? Those bastards
betterthanexpected
They didn't even let you get to the Horus Heresy?
TheStonewall
farfie
That and they'll realize that you are broke and that they'd make more money stealing your minis.
agermanguy
Which race did you cover with this?
Valharroth
You mean which faction of which race.
fearghul
Probably the Zoats, it's not really enough time to cover anything with more depth
LoopStricken
What about Warhammer Fantasy Zoats?
fearghul
That's a separate (longer) video.
Rehjee
Mongolian throat singing.
kagurajacent
Are you a fan of the Hu?
Rehjee
Not yet, but I'm probably about to be!
HtNrN
@OPs mom
superkavi
Thank you she's a very nice lady
CaldariBob
And limber!
superkavi
Yes for her age, very healthy
bladderinfection
how transistor shot noise gets worse with increasing thermal interference
SenselessSentiments
Are there other types of noise that doesn't get worse with increasing temperature?
bladderinfection
Radioactive materials are definitely a source of non-thermal electronic circuitry noise. Devices used at Chernobyl “died” from it.
HenryFondle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu4cB9qbrBk I mean, this guy is only going on about it for 40 minutes...
bladderinfection
9:27 broke my brain. Commenting so I can return to finish watching. Thank you!
superkavi
Can you explain it to me like am 5?
TerryToucan
Because mummy said so. Now go to your room.
bladderinfection
If you heat up the circuits that make a radio, background static that you normally don’t hear would get really loud and bothersome.
bladderinfection
It’s also why PCs just waste lots of heat (cheap) instead of using liquid helium superconductors (quite expensive).
superkavi
Can hot weather do that, heat up the circuits?
bladderinfection
Yes. Old radios could have that happen. It could also affect the video circuits in old TVs, giving them “snow” or static.
GiddyKipper
Cool. Well that saved us two hours. Thank you !
iwantglassesbutiseefine
cyberimg
Is that true for Junction and Field transistors alike? Or does that explain why junction transistors are still used for amps?
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
It is true for both!
bladderinfection
I assume it also affects FETs, just not nearly as much. I believe amps will always use junctions because of better high power delivery.
analogguy
Actually shot noise (1/f noise) comes from traps/defects releasing electrons. Since FETs are surface devices and silicon surface has 1/?
analogguy
more defects, shot noise is much higher than junction devices which are subsurface behavior. As such, junction devices get used more in 2/?
analogguy
noise critical applications such as amplifiers.
Strostkovy
Shot noise is even a problem in resistors. I don't know how affected it is by temperature though. I would expect not much.
Twrecks123
All my chronic illnesses.
Zahnradfee
After they find out how shitty the system treats people with chronic illnesses, they will bring you back and give you a few grand for help.
imakeeper
Bruno
deadsmurfsryumy
I came here to post this
ChrisMS78
We don't talk about Bruno.
Akurei00
No no no
FrozenSTi
My 3 yr old grand daughter
superkavi
What's her favourite colour?
FrozenSTi
Blue! I always try to have a blue shirt on when she visits!
tokyobear19
<3 wholesome!
lastnightsdream
My daughter is 3 and loves blue……. Mummy?
GravyEducation
You make me sad because a coworkers funeral service is on Saturday and his mom requested everyone wear blue because it was his favorite 1/
GravyEducation
I didn't know the guy THAT well but I hope all the life he had left goes to you and yours https://youtu.be/03qBqP2I4p8
WoofBastard
Architectural history. Did you know most people can't tell the difference between Baroque and Neoclassical but yet it's PLAIN. AS. DAY!?
Zahnradfee
Neoclassical is more symmetric?
baldewok
Most of what people think of Baroque is actually Rococo.
WoofBastard
Don't get me started!
CrumbyCake
Duck dicks
DamnedIfYouDo
But have you ever seen an opossum dick??!
NotTodayMF
superkavi
They shaped like screwdrivers, I heard..
swarthod
To pair with labyrinthine duck vaginas
pr0nty
Corkscrews
wotgorilla
The pros and cons of croutons.
PalaverQuader
the cons? I see why they ACTUALLY dropped you off again XD
kingkongkeom
Canoq
The22ndDoctor
Like there are cons.
MrSwissroll
Must've kicked him out for implying there /were/ cons
eetsumkaus
they get too mushy if you leave them in the dressing too long
AmCow
Then...don't?
Brookimus741
They fuck up the roof of my mouth.
peeeopeepeee
Sounds like you need to eat more of them, build up a tolerance
PeteThePerv
you're weak and deserving of mouth pain
AmCow
Do you try to crush them with your top palette or something? CHEW, MAN! get day Crunch!
BrazilianThunderPanda
You mean domesticated garlic bread?
kagurajacent
I think of them as garlic bread gone feral
TheCarolingian
Garlic bread can no longer survive in the wild due to human intervention in the domestication of the species.
superkavi
What are the cons?
kagurajacent
They tear up your gums when they’re at their crunchiest and most delicious
RibbleTPibits
Croutcons
backroadstoboston1
They are actually just super stale bread
martineb72
Can't stab them with a fork.
kagurajacent
Skewer them with a single tine
squelcheswetly
Amateur. You just push a tine in a little. Or buffer with lettuce. A fork is a delicate instrument, not a sledgehammer.
PalaverQuader
didnt receive your "stab a pea with the fork" training? that prepares you for croutons!
MythIncarnate
Croutons tend to split like the Red Sea when you stab them with a fork, at least the ones in Canada and America anyway.
awesker002
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
NinetiesBoomer
SirRichfield
"Brappa-Lortch" was worth it, though.
DrPepper523
Noob3rts
Warhammer 40,000.
mikeage19919
And they shall have no fear...
onlyawfulnamesleft
Specifically obscure 40k lore.
LoopStricken
Lorehammer or Yourhammer
Noob3rts
Oh yes, you know me so well.
walutschi
Primaris? Please have mercy ...