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Working out as a couple
Dec 13, 2016 6:12 PM
TheirishNPC
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Avengence07
I know she is trying to contribute, but he will never be able to fly that way...
RamshackleAstronaut
to him, every dance is a lap dance.
DrSunSnow
It's making him smile too!
TheJackBurton
"...I've seen a lot of spinals...This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life!"- W. Sobchak
TheKinginTheNorff
I would say that's a somewhat inappropriate place to sit in public...buuut I'm not sure how it works down there
surrealdelirium
The comments on this are kinda horrible.
ThikLikeOatmeal
Plot twist: He can't get an erection
Wahoomcdaniel
I think he can and that's why he's smiling.
Winterhathcome
Step 1. Be attractive
MickRobilotto
I've played poker with these two they are really fun
TexTheVex
This is great and all but dont bring your SO to the gym and makeout the whole time. Makes me want to club you with a dumbbell
omitynomnomyo
Dude was in an accident in '09 that makes it tough for him to grip weights. He is also a pro poker player. V cool instagram @garrettjgreer
JNeil
Came here looking for the back story, found it. Thank you kind sir.
GTimgur
Ahhh, so he's rich? :P
noideawhatimdoinghere
and shes a fitness whore
iHveNoCleverName
Very
Mikaloosh
God that would be nice, being able to find a gym that empty...
PoultryInMotion
This makes me cringe.
xHughJassx
Plot twist: He stands up at the end
bread1
Them wheelchair shares just skyrocketed.
Superchief86
Second plot twist: the cameraman doesn't actually know them.
Cortezdelanoche
Damn. I thought so too.
JoeT85
I really thought he was just hiding a boner....... I'm a horrible human.
dragonfliesfantasize
Something's standing at least...
stillmatic
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)he's standing alright
Jimmyvtss
If he can.
tarWHOdis
Sure, this gets the upvotes and my comment gets the same reaction his legs get.
DoodleQuik
MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!
jatene
Jessica Arevalo and Garrett Greer https://www.instagram.com/jessicaarevalo_/?hl=en
ilovefatgirls
Did not expect that woman to have a face like that.
ImAsign
Too bad he can't get a boner.
CrazyCatLad
Ivar the Boneless' descendant?
Dickbuttscompanion
This is so weird. She's wearing headphones?
RelevantForOnce
"Huh? I can't hear your comment; I'm wearing headphones!" - her probably
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
They drown out the squeaky wheels
Nechronic
She was giving them away on instagram. Probably being paid to promote them.
skrizzle4rizzle
Not as weird as the hoodie that says "Babe"
demoncandy
Not as weird as those toight pants. Yesh! Toight! Toight like a Toiger! I love gooollld..
iHveNoCleverName
CosmicSombrero
People listen to music at the gym? Yeah that's so weird.
Deshfyre
yup totally nothing weird about sitting on a parapalegic guys lap, listening to music while he works out his arms.
CosmicSombrero
Well the sitting part is weird, yes.
IIikethecutofyourjib
It's supposed to raise testostrrone levels in men and thus a better more complete workout. Pretty cool actually.
RichHammond
Why would you stand on someone's lap?
poopstabber
Its great for his sister to be so supportive
chicktracy
She has really come out of her shell.
Zreen
Technically he's supporting her
JacobTheSquid
Something something Folders Coffee.
LennyFace
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Why is she spotting him doing side raises? Fucking move bitch you're crushing his legs! He can't feel it but the principle God dammit
likearainbow
For balance, there is a risk of tipping back with a straight back doing both arms at the time.
YeahDaddySpinOnMyAss
Put off balance by 6/7kg dumbbells? Aight
likearainbow
Yeah, actually for most paraplegics lifting both arms at the same time can be quite difficult in terms of balance
RaynWisp
Ok this is nice to see... on Imgur. But seeing this shit in public at my gym would make me uncomfortable and not want to go to the gym...
AVoiceOfReason
Then you're way too easily pushed around and swayed.
RaynWisp
And?
spideyatlaw
If I understand correctly, she goes with him to a gym specifically for individuals with physical disabilities
spideyatlaw
Aka you're fine. Assuming you're not disabled. And assuming you go to the gym. And assuming you care
MadVillainousDave
She taunts him afterwards by dancing what a cunt.
CrazyCatLad
Can we talk about our thoughts on her sweatshirt saying "Babe?"
izznix
I totally agree with part of what you say
georgopolis
The upper or lower part?
izznix
She has
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
"Look... what.. I can do, nah na nah na boo boo!"
JuicyManFartsAgainstFeminism
Hmantooth
LMFAO!
TomWaits4no1
This one caught me off guard hahah
gifsaregifsnotgifs
do you walk up to people in wheelchairs dancing you sick fuck?
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. They get to take a wheeled vehicle indoors! I try skating to work and I'm a "hazard" and "liability". Smooth-rolling bastards.
bondagewithjesus
Bill hicks
Fueledbyanxiety
I legit "lol" after reading this, danke!
dhaledude
Found ze german
Soulren
Is "danke" a word in another language or a weird way of saying "Dank
Soulren
"?
slagath0r
Thank you in german. Danke.
Soulren
Ah, I see. Danke.
wegottagetschwiftyinhere
Ugh, the cuteness makes me sick. -.-
jatene
In 2010, guy broke his neck in pool and became a quadriplegic.
JerryManTheBrown
He must be really bad at pool.
likearainbow
But he's using his arms so... quad?
NamesAreReallyHard
But why
Respond
When you are just plain lucky as fuck.
Etazin
Do you think she PUSHES him to work harder everyday?
animatic
If she pushes him all the way to work, then it prolly gets easier for her
n0n53n53
She gotta keep him rolling
waytoocreamy
Oh he gets harder
skatesurfsmoke
If you made some smug comment about this you must be a virgin.
Aberhonddu
As a disabled person I'm disgusted at this community. I come here for joy and to relax, half of you guys are disgusting.
mikt
Worst reply ever would be: upper or lower half, but i would not do that - honestly
padded
As another disabled person, I think you're oversensitive.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
Hit next then faggot
jjm152
shouldn't you be out making an after school special about how you can be homecoming king and the power of friendship?
RichHammond
As an able person, I feel ya. Imgur is great, but also a cesspool of hate sometimes.
Aberhonddu
This community is full of so many wonderful people. Unfortunately their started to get buried by creeps and jerks.
Aberhonddu
They've bloody phone..
RichHammond
I'd bet that the report button use is on a steady increase as well.
LordPuck
I mean shit, did you see that woodworking post a few down? Like, is that even real? And I'm not a stranger to woodworking myself.
doesmyusernamereallymatter
I bet you he skips leg day
provenzer0
majemilo
Goddamnit
imgurwhor3
Too soon
TheZade
she doesn't
highvisibilitycamouflage
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan
DereckGarcia
You son of a bitch. Made me laugh :p
plutus34
http://replygif.net/i/423.gif
TanatosNyx
powerrangerpl
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
RideTheStimutacs
Not if he wants to prevent muscle atrophy.
LochNessMister
This is actually the day after. If you're not in a wheelchair after leg day then you aren't doing it right.
HenryHolmes101
HAH!
Burnttaters
dudedude09
OutSTANDING sir
Moose0801
Oh God I laughed. Well played Satan, I'll see you downstairs
livinhappyy
Savage
DaviDaTopera
lmhighrightnow
Holy fuck
Winkypuds
Fucking savage..
tbow
Roboholic
Oh man. Comment of the century.
theonlythingIhavebeenusing
one of his legs is working out. probably.
mburicao
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
Typical. Lazy handicapped people
QuotablePoots
Savage
Toshi13
I was moving on when I saw this and had to come back to up vote. Savage. I love it.
CosmicTeapot
Joke so dark...
brillantmc
this is what we need during the holiday season
D510
This is so evil and I did not see this coming even though I should have lol
parasomnia
What a terrible damned thing to say!! I laughed my ass off! XD
koalatyassurance
Knew this comment would be here.
lethalin
sociallyawkward12
There wouldn't be any blood going to my legs in this situation... or my arms.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Nah, she spreads some legs for him.
degenerator
Third leg works though.
notlikelyoriginal
Dawwww beat me to it
EchoWhiskyBravo
My guilty upvote of the day
PFoxtrot
you're the hero we want, not the one we need, but the one we want
barnwolf
I thought he still had to stretch them or something to prevent bad circulation.
AnxiouslySarcastic
I don't think he does a lot of skipping, in general.
HappyParrot
GardonTheDestroyer
Utterly savage!
Element42
Barely ever comment on Imgur but you got me with that one xD
thelastlion
Savage AF
God0fFeed
Y'all niggas wild lmao
DoctorWhatsMyNameAgain
Thanks, that helped get the last bit of pee out.
Vault101survivor
You're all going to hell... +1
ItsTimeToGoToSleep
Healthy chuckle*)
thegreatbrandinocirca1984
and your username is fucking perfect.
ketsmeow
boss just walked by while i was crying from laughing so hard...thank you so much
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Y'all mothafuckas are entirely too damn savage.
burgerandy
powerrangerpl
TheSpanishInquisitor
Jesus Christ! I hadn't had such a hearty laugh in a while!
nordicfatcheese
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
Youts
Moonmoonn
Lmao
eskimojoeshow
DreamingOfDistantShores
You're going to hell. And I'm coming with, you seem like a fun person.
VikingHarper
Save me a seat
thatthatisisthat
I will join you at the mall and meet up with them.
Leralith
I'll be already there once you arrive, I'll prepare some welcome cookies!
ZaphodBbx
At least 10 people who see this will think: "I'd give up my legs to have that kind of supportive relationship."
CheshirePhoenix
My knees, ankles, and hips are all fucked up. I'd give up my legs for a lot less than a healthy relationship.
jbad
Until they realize potential for loss of feeling in a certain area
The4thKindOfPerson
Yeah the legs join the spine above that so typically, paralysed legs => paralysed special place
bexyrex
Which sucks indeed but there are other erogenous zones in the body and i've heard meditation techniques can help produce orgasmic sensations
angelfixer
Sadly one would hope love and affection wins out. After 20 years, friend married to paraplegic is v depressed at lack of PIV. Sorry
Flyndaran
I'm still with my life mate and I'm permanently impotent. If sex is all important to you, then it was never more than a booty call.
SayWhat1moreTimeIdareYouIdoubledareYou
Let's take a count. 1.
TheSevvy
Fuck, I'd give up my legs for just a stable, sane female that can take care of herself and likes some cool shit. They are unicorns imo. o_O
AltairWasTheBestAssassin
If you can't support yourself, neither can a relationship me thinks
Nopestillnoteatingthat
Doesn't that speak to how messed up dating culture is? That we would willingly be crippled just to have a healthy relationship?
princessswan
No. It just shows how sad, lonely and desperate everyone on here is.
Etienneee
I'm already half-way there! Yaaaay!
Fuzzierbeard
I don't have the working legs to give up, and I'll still never have that kind of supportive relationship. Good for them, though.
HaveYouSeenMyLSD
I'd give up my legs to have that kind of supportive relationship.
misterballsonfire
Before i love someone again i need trust humans first. My ex-gf left me scarred...
jesusTod
More like : " I'd give up my legs to have that 10/10 ridin me."
TheCorporalNosaj
I'd give up my nutts to have a supportive loving relationship.
Raziel420
Judging by the number of upvotes, you were way too low
AlMolk
or to skip leg day...
mthrndr01
I would be willing to give up using my legs until the relationship inevitably fell apart.
Lazypyro
Nah, i love my legs more
Danmanbadman
I'd do it for a relationship
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
Hey it works though. My gf would probably just think I was an asshole if I wasn't going through some shit with my leg
everythingistakenalready
I'd give more than my legs, i can say this as it will never happen...
danishjuggler21
I prefer my girlfriend not having to help me go to the bathroom.
Belegatar
You can add me to that list
archangel212
I would
Sc00ba5teeve
But they wouldn't put in the effort to be in as good of shape as him.
Zonga
I'm in as good of shape as him. I still think I might give up my legs to have that kind of supportive relationship.
Wanderlay
It's spelled a-s-s
Bollramm
Can I give up one leg for half that supportive relationship?
ThailandExpress
I'd prefer her to be the one in the wheelchair. Makes it much harder for her to escape.
ThailandExpress
To the downvote fairy![]()
hereforthegoodies
give, up, my, legs?!?! i saw what happened to lieutenant Dan!!
SuperDramaticFusion
Well, it's supportive but I don't know that you can have a relationship with a wheelchair...
shadolance
Fuck I'd give up my legs, arms, eyes, pretty much everything except my sense of taste. Cabernet too good XD
limepepsi504
10 is too low of a number
shakedownblues
Fact. I'd say 5/7 people would do that
freshwastelandtrash
He said at least.
theshinobi23
Did say at least, so it's not wrong. Kinda like winning at The Price Is Right by bidding $1 just so you don't go over.
OfficialUsernameChecker
Wayyyyy too low
moonXbeam
i just miss love. im too young to already feel so alone
brownbearatx
Keep your head up!
NeverGetsTheNuke
Well he said at least, so you're not actually saying they're wrong
VeryMoistTowelettes
Nalion
10 out of 10 people maybe?
gloworm319
5/7
ogotai
Spot on
ZaphodBbx
As soon as I posted I realized that, but while we now have chat, we still don't have a fucking edit function...
tehPhreakmang
Still got that pov gun? Edits don't matter then lol
limepepsi504
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Sometimes when I fuck up, I copy comment, delete comment, comment copied comment, edit, then hit the send button. It works if done quickly.
ZaphodBbx
Oh, me too...but this wasn't that that kind of error...I mean 10 was probably too low, but what was the right number?
nousernameisirrelevant
5/7
ILikeToCheckUsernames
As of right now, at least 87
PapiChuloNumeroUno
It's not too low since you wrote 'at least' . At least 10 is correct if the actual number was 5000, at least two would also be correct.
Dvicemuse
Not complex. Make her feel special and cherished. Make him feel useful and fun. Encourage each other. Communicate. Keep your legs if you can
MuffinsSpelledBackwardsIsSniffum
Keep your eggs If you can
FlavorIntensifies
Lost it at keep your legs if you can.
TeleportingDonkeys
For some of us, even "hi" or a casual comment is taken as creepy and we are never able to get to the point of makibg her feel special
emergencyhuman
If you stop saying that from behind the bushes...
JagdPanzer38T
I'd give up my legs for any kind of relationship... i don't like my legs..
cfcannon
We could glue lego wheels...nah too expensive.
filben7
Also the only way to get a gym hottie is to spend all day at the gym working out or be rich, or both.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Don't forget step 1
youvecat2bekittenmerightmeow
Be attractive?
did4321
Step 1: Find someone who actually cares. Step 2: Give up they don't exist.
Dvicemuse
Well in your ~80 years on this planet and the 7+ billion people you haven't met, it doesn't sound like your giving up anytime soon.
Reedthegreat
Too bad every girlfriend I've had has been personalityless and cynical no matter how hard I try
TheStoneMask
There was a post on here a while ago from reddit where men were talking about things women might find surprising about being a man 1/2
TheStoneMask
One of the most recurring things mentioned was that men usually want to feel wanted and loved instead of useful, just like women 2/2
ohscrewit
I read that as " keep your legs open if you can." Bahhhh
faebala
I did too!
Dvicemuse
Hahahah. Well I mean... that doesn't hurt either.
emergencyhuman
NGL would exchange kinky sex for someone who made me breakfast and back massages.
Dvicemuse
Read previous comment and you get all of that
georgopolis
You can tell if shes the one by her feet. If they're behind her ears, she's the one.
Dvicemuse
Lol. My girl and I met because of yoga
georgopolis
You should always say "My gf and I fit because of yoga". Triple entendre.
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
idk why I'm commenting but a professor of mine said men want to feel needed instead of just useful.
Dawnstempest
Your professor was a dumbass. Only insecure beta men want to feel needed. I want a chick that can stand on her own 100%, not someone who
Dawnstempest
lies and pretends and fakes weakness so that I feel "needed" or "useful" or any of the rest of that beta crap.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
"beta" - do you even neg bro?
Dvicemuse
I personally like self reliant women. Someone who could live without me. But if I'm useful, that is all the neediness I need from a woman.
Dvicemuse
I, however, don't speak for all men. Some men need women to be completely reliant on them so that they feel validated in a relationship.
Dawnstempest
If they feel like that, they aren't men. Just a pathetic waste of oxygen and space whom it's a shame that their parents didn't drown in
emergencyhuman
I think what they meant is not "I need you to paint the room" but "I want you to be with me to choose the color of the room"?
Monochromation
While feeling needed and useful are certainly nice, the repairman is useful. Honestly, I'd rather be in a relationship where I felt wanted.
Dvicemuse
Fair enough. My emotional needs for being wanted are met solely by the nature of being in a relationship. But to each their own
koalapaca
So, uhh, where do I find this "him" you speak of?
Shultspoo
Keep looking. Before, you start make a list of things you need in a relationship. The things that you see in your bf.
Shultspoo
You see in your best friend. Try to get too five before listing anything physical.
CristhianIR
Right here..
Dvicemuse
What are your passions? I've met girls at yoga, bars, dance classes, coffee shops, etc. there's no shortage of single men.
Neurofinity
He's not wrong,i bet you have guys in your friend circle that'd wanna be "him".
Dawnstempest
Make a list of what you want, and don't compromise on it. Then go out and find that guy. There's seven billion people on this planet,
Dawnstempest
you'll find the one that matches what you want.