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May 3, 2019 9:56 PM

Polysloth

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Edit: The venue is now hosting an event supporting women who are victims of harrassment and abuse. Well done for their positivity. Support if you're in the area.
(Can't seem to link it on my phone but it's on their FB page)

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Just got bored enough to do some sleuthing. All of his social media accounts are “unavailable” haha what a douche-canoe.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Imagine being turned down gently, being determined to make the whole city hate her, and instead everyone starts hating YOU.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At one point he called her a psycho. Ironic.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Google “Shane Hoban” - what a fucking DOUCHE

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Better yet, don't

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go duck yourself

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

His response to her being so awesome makes me like her even more. Can’t even imagine what that fucker is like in real life

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I read that as one long runon sentence

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Lmfao, it's a nice guy in the wild. Big yikes

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Turtleboy Sports (blogger from near Boston) shares a whole thing. Google it on your own, the url is like 800 characters

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

i found that one too. it's gold

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dont get it.. he really thought the internet would side with him? completely delusional...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

People like this are magical.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“No one cries louder than a bully punched in the nose.” —-my dad

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When I moved to a new town at 11, a guy tried to bully me. I told him if he says one more word, I'll beat him up. As I turned to leave he ..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

said "crazy whore". I turned right around back at him. Ever seen an 11-year-old girl chasing a crying fat kid around a schoolyard?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

FUCK YES! hahahhaha boom asshole, one down.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’m from Boston. I don’t hate her. Plan failed

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Bruins suck though.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Spotted the fellow cbj fan.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, before you try to throw your weight around, make sure that you actually have it.

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 2

Or, you know, just don't do it at all

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's a fucking narcissistic psycho. Then again all good comedians are narcissistic.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

I've seen good comedians and narcissistic comedians. Not a single one who is both

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Genuinely: what about, say, Patton Oswalt and John Mulaney comes across as narcissistic to you?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've been on the receiving end of a text like that, and guess what? I was fine with it. I'll never understand these dudes that get butthurt.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Something to laugh about at least.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right, I'd way rather get a " I'm not into it" text then get ghosted. Closure is polite.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

seconded

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit his douche level is over 9000!

7 years ago | Likes 342 Dislikes 5

Underestimate

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And raising at an alarming rate!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's insane, and why all the dumb emojis and hashtags? Who speaks in private messages with hashtags?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His douche level is probably aided by Asperger's. I met a few that get this irrational rage fits over all sorts of shit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Or he's just an arsehole an stop blameing mental illness for failed abortion pieces of shite like him..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea I'd prob be pretty angry if I was eating ass burgers all the time too..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

While I'm glad he got dropped from his gig, I'm fascinated to see how him attempting to shame her on stage would have played out for him!

7 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

And Facebook.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

5,000 people! Whoa!

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People who attack you with "I have more followers than you." Usually on twitter. I follow a few famous people and shows and news feeds. /1

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whereas they've added back every fucking spamming account that friended them. lol /2

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah it's pretty lame. Even if they did have a lot of legit followers, it's still pathetic.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He definitely would have modified the story to make her look bad

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

This shit makes me feel embarrassed as a MAN.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Not sure why, that is clearly a boy.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why? This person represents no valid facets of manhood.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

He's an adult male so we're stuck with home.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right. No true Scotsman would act like a raging asshole upon getting rejected!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dude has the most fragile ego. That was probably the most respectful way of turning someone down I've ever seen, and he just beta's up

7 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 6

Right? That was very well done and gentle.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

totally.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, he's calling her a psycho? What?

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Takes one to know one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Projection, I think.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This bar is now hosting an event to support the fight against abuse and violence towards women

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Really? Awesome, got a link and ill edit the post

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, who doesn’t like penguins?

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Android 16.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Second comment mentioning penguins...what am I missing here?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

In one of the screenshots just before her message saying yeah, nah, it says, you don't like penguins?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I must have read it half a dozen times and I still missed it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I missed it too, dw

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here you go

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If that's not a big ol' warning sign, then I don't know what is.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Their reaction is probably the reason for the original message

7 years ago | Likes 2284 Dislikes 7

Dude’s response reads like he’s 80% shitty cocaine by weight.

7 years ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 1

I won't remember your user name, but know that when I steal this joke I'll tell people that wasn't mine but some dude on imgur.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Heck, take credit if it means bonus points. I probably purloined the spirit of that comment from a Comedy Central toast or something.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Use of a hashtag had really gone down hill! #yamean

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted May 6, 2019 3:37 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You should have started with, “his reaction was ludicrous.”

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

The part about clients was saying that she had a work event she didn't want to miss. It's better to cancel than to pretend

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted May 6, 2019 3:38 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

It definitely doesn't look like a diss,it seems like she never said yes in the first place. That guy is just a self obsessed thunder-cunt.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I don't think she cancelled day of- it looks like he invited her the day before and she didn't answer until now. It's not a date if you

7 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Never agreed to go. But a lot of times people don't accept a woman's feelings as a valid answer- she added the client thing to back herself

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Up. "No thanks, I don't want that, and even if I did tonight isn't a good time." That way it would hopefully decrease the chances of him

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

bitch didn't like penguins, whaddayagonnado?

7 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 3

Waddleyagonnado?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This reply made me unbelievably happy. Thankyou x

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wattleyagoonadoo

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didgeridoo*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

am i missing something? she turned him down, politely, and he freaked the fuck out and threatened to Dox her? because he's local famous?

7 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Never heard of him locally.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Female imgurian here. Non famous guys do this shit too. It's called having a fragile, fragile ego and not handling rejection well.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

I sent you a picture of my duck, please respond.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That better have been an actual duck =.=

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you summarised it perfectly. He's locally famous for a different reason now, and NOBODY will date him again.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Yes. Some woman will date him because we think we are better than the last woman he went out with. It always confused me but...

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

that was a very polite rejection message. I rather have that and closure. What is wrong with ppl

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get it either, someone can explain?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Simply put. This is why all kids should learn no means no.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you needed a perfect example of what an Incel is, here you go.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Some guys really, really can't handle rejection.

7 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

How was he gonna get people to laugh at her, make stuff up about her?

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

More likely his ego is so over inflated, he thinks posting a message if a woman DARING to reject him will have all the people who that 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Either that or he expects his audience to automatically sympathize with him. A lot of people who are Like That assume everyone else 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think he shared her response to his say message group chat. Also he might be a comedian irl

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a woman sometimes it's easier to just lie and say you are giving your ex a second chance when you meet someone like this.

7 years ago | Likes 648 Dislikes 4

oh damn that is really a good one. i wish i had that when i was dating. didn't get any who click until current and many didn't like "no"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I know it's fucked up that we have to be fearful of guys like this... but nobody wants a starring role on First 48

7 years ago | Likes 207 Dislikes 0

Or a Netflix docuseries

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Or “When Women Refuse”...

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

As a guy who just got out of a 10-year marriage. The state of dating right now is disgusting. Can't just say by politely and part ways?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then the lawyers wouldn’t make any money.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given the rationale of this person, he likely would have responded the same.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Possibly but most guys like this are cowards

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I canceled a date because I decided to pursue a relationship with another guy. Got a series of texts cussing me out and calling me a liar.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The real question is, does it really matter why you canceled? You told them you weren't seeing them again. That's the end of it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

also as many of these guys feel they are owed women or own then to hear about an ex makes it less about them than about another guys propert

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sadly true in some cases

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...your ex 'the navy seal'.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Awh. My last date used the ex

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorrrrrrry

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy, my go to is always "I'm not over my ex" it makes them feel vindicated, not personally attacked, and is usually a clean break

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

That's... Actually smart

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Might try a version of that. I’ve been going with “I’m feeling a friend vibe”

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a guy, I've done this too.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You said you'd give her ex a second chance, too?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. It was a risky move, but it worked.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It doesn't really matter what you say. Outcome is the same except if you use the ex, it might hurt them less.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Your fucking looser/ you deserve each other/ his cheating on you anyway/ I just wanted to fuck with you"... You can't escape.

7 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Usually men respect other (imaginary) men more than they respect the woman. I have made up fake bf stories so many times :(

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I had a fake wedding band before I got married so that pukes like this would leave me alone when I was out.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It hurt to write all the grammar mistakes, but I was trying to be genuine.

7 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

+1 for painful accuracy

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

This is something that made me understand why women don't just say 'no' when I asked them out....

7 years ago | Likes 2112 Dislikes 17

This is something that happens one in a million times, don't act like it is an everyday thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 28

In the wrong area or the wrong club, it's a several-times-a-day thing.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I was just going to say that! So many posts about "why do women ghost, they're so crappy". This. This is why.

7 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 1

I don't even go out because of this. I'm 22, and the only people who've asked me on dates have been obviously not good people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a shame because I always feel I've done more harm when a girl is subtle about rejecting me. I literally cant recognise it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's not a yes, it's a rejection.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Noted

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the end of a date, I was honest and told him I didn't think we had much in common. He grabbed my vag, I shoved him&wtf, he sprinted away

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

It was Trump, wasn't it?

7 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 5

Funny joke I guess, but all this crazy shit happens to women from all sorts of guys, let's not divert attention to Trump in this case.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, that makes me feel so much better when I never hear from people again. Obviously they think I'm a mental case who will go psycho.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Its always "im pursuing this other guy" or "im not in the right place" i dont need a reason i just wanna know whether date night is free.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

It is hard. I had a guy call me a whore. But I also had nice guys that understood.

7 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

Whore is always used. lol I'm a whore for not sleeping with them. Got it.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I've been with my husband since '00, but thank you for looking out for our future generations. I just can't imagine this insanity.

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

Yeah that and it's scary as fuck if they have your address and come sit in your driveway for 5 hours while you try to pretend to not be home

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

The ones that will handle the polite honest dump, will also accept the ghosting for what it is. That guy would go ape either way.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I would have said no thank you and then just blocked him the second he made it creepy. If you beat around the bush or don't say then (1)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

they might just keep trying or do something weird anyway. People suck, just say straight up what you mean and mean what you say and (2)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

if need be, block them, call the police, whatever. (3)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Saying no can be very scary.

7 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 1

100% have had men threaten me for saying no. One was a local journalist and pulled up my background info and read it off to me.

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

What?! Why??

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

To scare me. "I know your address, your family members names, where you work" I'd never even went out with him IRL. We'd just been chatting.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

that's just plain stupid "you don't wanna date me?! i'll find out where you live and threaten you! you might say yes after that!"so stupid.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just a guess but sounds like a threat. Like "I know where you live, where your family lives, where you work," etc.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

If you think this is bad, there’s an entire website called “When She Refused” that is nothing but articles of what has 1/

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

happened to other women who have politely turned men down. Warning: most involve the woman ending up DEAD. 2/

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yep. Dudes like Shane here make life more confusing for the rest of us. Thanks a bunch Shane.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or why they say they have a boyfriend. I've been asked out, I politely decline. They insist, I say I have a bf, then they accuse me of lying

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or they say "oh don't worry about him, he'll be fine with it".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty amazing how dudes who describe themselves as "nice guys" instantly become psychopaths when you bruise their ego.

7 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 2

Yeah, if you have to tell people that you’re a “nice guy” then you probably aren’t

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a nice guy so you owe me something. It's a fucked up way to move through life

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How dare you insult the fedora and katana combo guys.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yea isn't it a known thing that dudes who call themselves nice guys aren't?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a lot of evidence for that sadly

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's because actual nice people don't really see the need to advertise it.

7 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 1

Pretty much. Like, I consider myself pretty nice, but the same can be said of anyone I associate with by choice, it's the bare minimum.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Any guy who must say "I am a nice guy" is no true nice guy" The audience is strangely fitting as well.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Correct. Anyone who describes themselves as a 'nice guy' 100% is not.

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Thank you. Your lonely death is a gift to us all

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for saying this. I've been physically threatened for politely declining before and it's really tough to navigate.

7 years ago | Likes 939 Dislikes 2

I recommend you get a gun and use it often. We don't need people like that in the gene pool.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wait... Is the threat social media shaming on your mind when s.o. you don't want to go further with is flirting w/ you?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago (deleted May 4, 2019 3:32 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

but not as tough as for women who are often physically threatened. all guys have to worry about it a simple rejection.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

If she turned you down because she wants you to try harder she has her own problems. Definitely never threaten getting physical for a no.

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Explains the Machete. Fair enough.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

You'd think with that username they would tread lightly.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Gosh I had no clue either. Talk about touchy.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That mustve been nerve wracking. I dont understand how anyone could think that a remotely acceptable reaction.

7 years ago | Likes 145 Dislikes 1

A lot of em werent raised better than that. You learn from your parents and there are a LOT of abusive relationships out there.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Sadly that is definitely at the heart of it. I'd consider myself a failure as a parent if I haven't taught my kid to gracefully accept a no.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this American thing? I am a guy and never experienced something like that - girls said no few times long time ago, and that's it, no 1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

drama whatsoever. What kind of pitiful cunt would threaten someone honest like that? I was never ghosted too. I am away from dating scene 2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

For 9 years already (happily married) so I might be bit rusty, but that's big no-no. Maybe because guys usually can't stomach their 3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

feelings, particulary of rejection, so they use threats and violence to let out frustration? As in, we are not thought to let the tears 4

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

No. This is something most women deal with. You don’t see it because you seem like a genuinely decent guy. Ask a female friend.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Being required to tell a girl it's not a penis when you send a picture is a horrible horrible place to be.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Or Nope. No, thank you. Turning your back and waving and smiling and walking away is also not a weird signal for 'yes'. It is still no.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1/2 I’ve taken guys number before bc they literally would have me in a corner hands up against the wall until I agreed.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2Ive also had store clerks withhold items in trying to buy until I gave them my number I can normally get away with just getting theirs.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this. I've been attacked more than once for simply saying no thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 196 Dislikes 1

It's given me a complex, I don't go out now. Not alone anyway. I just can't do it.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Im almost a hermit

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. "You fucking dumb whore. I wasn't interested in your ugly arse anyway." Is how it usually goes. lol

7 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Yep. Or worse

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whore and ugly will be involved. Basically giving away that all you are to them is sex and packaging.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I just treat them like a child at that point, "there, there does saying that make you feel better now, I think it's nap time"

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don't forget to ask if they need to go BM before their nappy.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You have either the option to spread misery or kindness in the world.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went on a date with a friend of my brother. When I said I am sorry, but I think we don't have the same interests, he sat in front of 1

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My house and threatened to break my dogs legs, if I didn't come to him to talk it one last time over. 2

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck. I've been sexually harassed lots of times and just shrug it off, but if you're threatening my dog I'm going John Wick on your ass

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, my reply was not very friendly either. Police removed him after angry shouting took place.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you hear stories about “I have a boyfriend.” They’re just trying to avoid any fallout.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Wonder how it would go if after a date a girl said sorry I have a boyfriend and I just don't think that this is worth cheating on him for

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The guys with the biggest mouths and most opinions about women are the guys that get laid the least.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dated a dude back in high school. I broke up with him because I didn’t want to have sex. He told me to kill myself and cussed me out.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My most recent polite no turned into a criminology professor tracking down personal info about me and making veiled threats.

7 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

That sounds decidedly criminal

7 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

He was teaching how to be a criminal and not how to catch them. Who knew.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well he would know.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

I know a few of the single defense attorneys around here wear wedding rings just to not get hit on by their clients.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad the police never seem to give a shit until it’s too late.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking this. You can open up a case but unless he stabs you it won't go anywhere.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If even then.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If you want your disappearance to be taken seriously, it’s important to be pretty, white and blonde.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You can't get turned down if you never ask them out.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Modern problems, modern solutions...nice

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is me lol

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you for understanding. So many attacks for politely declining. I walk on egg shells now if being hit on.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

100%. Said politely no to a bathroom selfie boy 5 years younger then me. His question was "wassup? Wan go get McDonalds and 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

F**". After I said no. I was called a selfish c*** who was stuck up and only cared about looks. I was looking for a real date and said so

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In HS I would casually talk to a loner kid in class. Once we talked about liking Wendy's jr bacon cheeseburgers. He asked me on a date to

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Wendy's where I politely reminded him I had a long time boyfriend, a fact he was well aware of. This didn't deter him tho and a few weeks

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

later it was discovered in a notebook his elaborate plan to kill people at school, my boyfriend being the first on the list. He was expelled

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

and I haven't seen him since. Kid had a lot of issues if that wasn't obvious.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Holy shit. I’m glad they found the notebook before anything bad happened

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I love it when guys get super insulting after being rejected or let down gently. It was my favourite part of online dating.

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I have been berated for literally never replying because I was busy. “Oh didn’t like what you saw? Stuck up blah blah blah”.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who had no problem asking random women out, a talent I certainly don't possess. When he gets shot down he says "Ok" and 1-

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

moves on. It's really not that hard. 2-2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My favorite part was never getting matched...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hmm even better than when you met your soulmate?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How fucking DARE you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome username!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black Mirror reference username?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just realized that was a dumbass question and San Junipero isn't a real place lmao

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even the ones that act so badly that they don't deserve your pity. You've hurt all of them. Rejection hurts. Worrisome that you enjoy it.

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If a guy responded that he was upset after a rejection then I'd never enjoy that. I don't want to hurt anyone, but if you react like an (1)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Utter cock then I will not feel sorry for you - I'll only laugh at your replies. There is no need to turn abusive because of rejection. (2)

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’ve found out women do that more than men...especially since I don’t date men

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I really feel bad if this is what goes on now. People like this are poison , no like landmines! Good luck out there!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you read the other texts he sent some women?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a comment-farmer those down-votes sting. Just like all my rejections on online dating. But I've had so many it's just par for the course.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sure, but have you ever seen a woman get rejected? That's some of the meanest shit ever

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh I'm sure women are super shitty too. I'm just basing it on my experiences.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the best part is when they call you a slut for NOT sleeping with them, and the irony goes right over their little heads. Both of them.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Usually it's whore for me. And call you unattractive.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Which is why they wanted in your pants in the the first place, right? Because you are UNattractive to them.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It is generally difficult to find men who pick you for your personality. You're just a conquest to bed. Why I'm single, I guess.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But, did anyone ever speak to you in hashtags?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

#all #the #time

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always just said ok and moved on. I never understood getting bent on someone you never met or only met once.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don’t either. Rejection isnt fun but there’s much worse. And why would you want someone who doesn’t want you? That’s dumb.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly! You don't have someone wasting your time, good.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel you but it’s definitely not a gender thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah no 100%. I'm sure women can be shitty too - I only really experienced it with men tho!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The amount of times I wished for a let down text; it's worse going to a place and being stood up.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

^

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Or just ghosted after a couple dates. I know it can be hard to let someone down but the nice text is appreciated even if it can be disappoin

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Agree. I never stand anyone up or ghost after a date unless it’s mutual ghosting. I respect ppl too much. But guys ghost all the time. Sucks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know men ghost too right? I just assume they've lied about being married. Can't keep that lie afloat forever after all.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol, I'm an introvert so all rejections were kind of like "well, at least I dont have to go out". Silver lining.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I've honestly thought. Ah for the better anyway. Don't have to deal with the things he does that annoys me anymore. Less hassle!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey. I saw you comment on here and just wanted to tell u that I think you're beautiful. We should hang out and grab a drink. Whats ur snap?

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

Oh I...I'm just really busy. I'm not sure it'd work out...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay BB. Das cool.. Cool, cool, cool... Coollllldilillio. A nice guy like me is probably wayyy out of your league anyways. ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao. Probably true, I'm an ugly whore anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hun don't sell yourself short. There's a hole for every key. I'm not like those other guys.

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Whenever I did get turned down, I literally just thought of it as a waste of energy to do shit like this. salt ain't gonna bring anyone back

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

That type of response is not salt. Its rage. Everyone needs to start realising this.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Rage against the machina

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that mean if you had the energy...?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and say you've never heard it before. Waste of energy does not mean you don't have energy to do it

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Maybe I'm totally misinterpreting OP but can you see the possible confusion? Like if I could be arsed I would have done it.Im wrong, right?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

No it's fine, you might live somewhere else where the saying doesn't exist. And for a non-native speaker, it can be hard to understand like

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bassicly means no matter how much energy you have, no point in doing it

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Reason #621 I am not on any dating sites and therefore will die alone.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You don’t need a dating site to find someone. Honestly, I’ve found, you find someone when you’re not looking for it.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Some men seem so desperate. That's a turn off. That way you don't feel "picked" or special. Just convenient and "there". lol

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I recently entered the dating world again and have no clue why dating is so fucked up. Why can’t people be civil? It’s like “fuck you for -

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

trying to be happy!”

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yo, it’s baaaaadddd now.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's fucking gross how insecure some shitheads in my generation are, and how they project it onto others.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Do men react worse than women?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Nope

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I think it can be scarier for women when men react aggressively but I think the proportion of psychos is similar.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

after dating both i agree. and both can be scary but one is more "i can overpower and rape you" other is more "i will skin your dogs"

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They can probably both be shitheads. My only experiences are with men though!

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There's a certain type of person. The self-entitled type. It comes in both sexes. I can only share experiences of men doing it.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In my experience, yes. But the only one that stabbed me was a woman, so *shrug*

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guy here, did it happen a lot?

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I had one guy that after I rejected him wouldn’t let up. He bounced between something like what you see above and making plans in an >

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>attempt to make me go out with him. I finally blocked him after a few weeks of hoping he would go away.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daily

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Happened to me when I was online dating. Not a whole lot, but enough to give me pause.

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It’s one of the reasons I refuse to give them my number and stick to a throwaway email. The second they flip out because 1/

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I didn’t respond IMMEDIATELY (it’s email, not instant messaging) tells me all I need to know from a safe distance. 2/

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Before I met my husband I was on okcupid. I had a lot of guys message me who were clearly looking for a hookup, their profiles said it too..

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And my profile clearly stated I was only interested in finding something serious and committed. I'd just ignore the messages from those guys

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Happened to me a lot. I have more than a handful of stories. One guy showed up to the date already drunk and then flipped out 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

When i didnt want a 2nd date. Like come on... Common sense and maybe a little less alcoholism.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oooooh ya. For some guys, if you didnt respond how they like they would call me bitch or pathetic or useless and 2 days late say hi again

7 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Oh god this happened to me too! Me not responding would mean they would call me a slut or bitch and im worthless to them anyway.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all guys tho. Just some.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Not just some.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't know I never got a date ):

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fair bit. Or if on OkCupid for example if I didn't respond to someone then they'd usually send some sort of abuse. Pretty silly.

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Egg-shell fragility. Well at least you could dodge some shite encounters.

7 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 0

I was pretty confused when someone complimented me on taking rejection well and not going apeshit.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yea no it's a genuine skill nowadays

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you are saying you are still single?

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I never got a response. At best someone liked me, but wouldn't message me or reply to my message. Also guy, but am ugly.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

On behalf of all decent guys that cam be let down, I'm sorry some males are assholes. That really makes me mad and makes us look bad

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And you ladies out there don't need that kind of shit

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Duck here, quack

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It goes two ways. Ghost or little bitch.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree. Everything can go both ways. Men dont exclusively own this attitude. Also, not ALL men are like this. I feel like sometimes as a /

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Society, we are prepared to see the opposite as the enemy, when in fact the real enemy is this type if attitude (entitled, ignorant, abusive

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which can be owned by any type of person: man, woman, white, black, rich, poor. Its not exclusive to any demographic. Its the ATTITUDE we

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you rejected them ghosting you would be one appropriate reaction.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dated lads zn am a lad, yes unfortunately.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's a side I've not read about much. Are guys similar assholes to other guys?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aye.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Second one I dated was bit older. An a monster who attacked me.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a dude curiously tell me he concluded I must be gay because I didn't react at all (good or bad) to his PUA techniques.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Oh god the pua guys are the worst. All that awkward sarcasm and phony negging while they’re on the verge of tears.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read The Game in my 20's, just didnt sit right with me. Just the way they viewed women was astounding

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A woman can walk down the street and get this type of treatment daily. Dont have to be online.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I've been on everydaysexism a fair bit it's not pretty

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of guys still don't even think that happens. It's weird how they can have such tunnel vision.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitch i grabbed my junk and you won't smile and say hi to me. what the fuck kind of whore are you? (serious thing i've heard)

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep. Stuck up bitch. If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. The alternative is to make the mistake of smiling. Then he follows you.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was once told by someone i should smile. i naturally do smile when interacting with people but otherwise rbf. i'm not sure what happened1

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