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Theo the messiah cat
Nov 5, 2018 11:08 AM
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whatupmyknitters
do you maybe just live at Hill House?
amagiciannamedgob
This is why you keep your cat in the house. This and like 900 other reasons.
wjdzm
Phrasing. God...
MobiusStripClub
Thumbnail unrelated
ThatOneKid42
The picture is cut off because it's Twitter, she's holding the cat.
Morbolicious
Bytencoder
rubyredxx
As a kid, we buried our cat after it got hit by a car. The next week we found him in the cellar. We buried some other orange tabby.
handbanana13
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
Nyahahah, little Theo gets 1 additional life.
Bytencoder
SithShodan
+1 for safe kitty, -1 for selfie
LoTRFanatic42
This exact situation happened to my step-sister. He came back a week after the funeral.
itwasalljustadream
The real death in this story is punctuation.
kalenen
That's how you know the owners never payed enough attention to their pet, didn't even see it wasn't theircat
kalenen
2/2 Their pet.
ultrarunningawayfromyou
Thought this was a "haunting of hill house" joke.
dadanedude
Our cat had been gone for days. we "found" him a few km's up the road. Even confirmed it was him with photo. Went home and buried him (1/2)
dadanedude
. A few hours later he turned up alive and well in our yard as it was no big deal. (2/2)
myr14d
Additional Plot Twist: Dad is severely nearsighted and buried a possum.
Whatsname
Theo and his annoying pranks.
box987
If her dad came inside this morning, what’s she worried about the cat for?
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
WaltherWater
Zap117
Yeah got stuck re-reading that
SweetNibblits
shiloh101
Oh you.
yoshy0101
Little do they know, they buried theo and just adopted a look a like
4422shini
My Dad buried someone else's black cat who was run over when I was 6. MY black cat was downstairs licking herself on the couch.
ruzid
Came inside, hehe
Grimmrog
If he didn't came inseide he would't dad usually.
maijen0062000
damn how fast you get the service together? Sounds like they was super prepared for a cat funeral.
floofnmeeps
Sometimes dead is better
kesaci
One time I chased my cat around the neighborhood because I thought she was let out, come to find out she was upstairs the whole time.
mgbeop87
They just had a tombstone ready?
officiallypepesvia31415
Most likely a big rock they painted. That’s what we did for my childhood cat.
echosierra775
Um.....ever seen Pet Sematary??
ThePiedPiperofRuination
ImmaHacker
What is a sematary?
echosierra775
In Kings book, the cemetary's sign was made by a child. Just a little piece of land on top of a hill
RiverRoyal
It’s how it’s spelt in the books/film.
jibjabbers
That actually happened to my cat a few months back... Wow this sucks...
Jamerperson
I don't understand why anyone would take a selfie with this post. Take a picture of Theo. Or the grave.
Bytencoder
Sleevey27
Since it’s a link to another tweet, I’m assuming the picture is her with the cat, but it was cut off
TheGoodDoctorTilt
Yea you can see the cats tail on her chest/shoulder
residenthermit
Kinda looks like her own hair
officiallypepesvia31415
Pretty sure it’s also on her brothers account ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . Don’t know many girls names Ethan
Acselos
Maybe that IS Theo. It's 2018, she can identify as the family cat if she wants.
sickburn
Let's all keep in mind that social media is an attention economy: anybody could craft this bs story with an unrelated pic of a girl.
ColoneISanders
Possibly unpopular opinion but, nothing disgusts/peeves me off more than people taking "selfies" with tombstones.
TrombeOverride
Or, better yet, Theo sitting on top of his own grave.
krawby
Not a selfie
bringbakfirefly
From my experience with pet owners, they want people to know they are good people cause they have pets.
NovaOdin
About as hard to understand how people jump to conclusions and brigade without looking at the original photo in the tweet
Zombles
The incel brigade man, any excuse they can find to fly off the handle about women
Kamishiro
FistPumpMyJunk
Yeah can someone add a dead cat next to her and then repost this
ConsiderateFlag
https://twitter.com/ethanwjones97/status/1022140340927700992
appaismyspiritanimal
You da real MVP
couchtiger
thank you!
viciousbastard
Have some respect, she literally can't even right now.
UnitsToNesquikGuy
Vanity man. That’s what social media is all about most of the time.
Zombles
She's holding the cat in the picture and it's her brother's Twitter it isn't even a selfie. Try not to draw overly negative conclusions
AlexanderSupertramper
Vanity Man, the most useless superhero to date. The mirrors do NOTHING.
7asib
Supertramper > Vanity man. His tramping skills are second to none!
ChiefLooongDong
Exactly, why is it a picture of her smiling?
GregoryMegatron
It doesn't even make sense! At all!
idownvoteplottwist
Looks like tears of joy just after finding the cat. But I could be biased after reading the story.
ruferto
shes holding the cat but the image is cut off cause its a preview
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Basically how twitter works is that pretty girls write dumb/made up/retarded shit and post a pretty/"pretty" image of herself
Zombles
She's holding the cat in the picture neckbeard
IMadeThisAccountForButts
that way she will easily get the attention she wants
officiallypepesvia31415
I’m pretty sure it’s also on her brothers account ¯\_( ˘͡ ˘̯)_/¯ but you can never be too sure nowadays. Could be a girl named Ethan
officiallypepesvia31415
And judging by your favorite your the type of person to give her that attention. #youreprobablyagoodguy
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Fuck off grandpa
officiallypepesvia31415
No.
themobileappisbroken
Somewhere someone is missing a cat and they don't know it's been given a nice burial.
Grimmrog
or soemone cannot properly remember that movie where the cat returned after burial.
ThatIsNiceDear
Pet Sematary
JaromirAzarov
#firstworldtragedies
zahhibb
When a cat dies it is #worldtragedy
HitlersRupturedColon
#yourworldtragedy fuck I never wanna use a # again
dunkernater2
My neighbour found my cat on the road with a Brocken leg turns out I had been feeding a stray for two months
dunkernater2
Broken
MajinXenu
And when Theo dies, they'll be like "eh" and toss him in the trash because they already had their cat-harsis.
FlyingDestinyTitan
Yeah mistaking a stray for a groomed, well fed cat is unlikely. The fur is usually more silky and smooth so it´s probably a runaway
eggmuffin
Or just the neighbor's cat. Don't steal cats, dude.
shortbuswastaken
Your cat is not gonna look silky smooth after it gets run over, I don't care who your groomer is or what diet it's on
gummyloaf
Not going to go too grim, but a cat in an accident might not look so pristine.
AskBobLoblaw
Or it got hit by a fucking car... And you wouldn't be able to always tell. Lol
Igotproblemsinmyhead
When stray and groomed cats are hit by a car, they are all thé same, ... bloody gray.
GodEmperor0fMankind
Could be Theo is an outdoor cat. Before mine died, he looked like a stray just because we couldnt keep him inside so he would go out and do
GodEmperor0fMankind
cat things all day every day. But he was more than well fed and he cuddled with me when I slept.
mksu
If you're not going to be responsible for your pet, you shouldn't own one. Cats are not outdoor pets. Period.
lurktasticallygreatmate
Africa, you are irresponsible for letting your cats out! Bring them indoors at once!
GodEmperor0fMankind
I found him in a bush, abandoned by his mother. I took him in, fed him, gave him water, and loved him. Short of sealing every door and
YouWillNeverFindMe
Cats are outside animals, and should be outside. Unless you live in a big city with lots of traffic there is no reason to keep inside always
Cat5335
My cat lived for almost 20 years as an outdoor cat. Not every cat can be an outdoor cat and not every cat can be an indoor cat.