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Feb 18, 2019 11:37 AM
InYourFaceCake
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CommonSloth
But the paper hat will always be in style.
Mooniekate
"Clothes don't last anymore" *buys clothes with premade holes in them*
CheekyDogLadyAlwaysUpvotesDeanWinchester
I legit thought a homeless person was flashing her and that there was going to be a big existential epiphany happening here.
Volimar
I feel like the middle panel is going to be misused in the future.
AliceTbag
For the boys: authentically worn clothes do not always distress in attractive places. New distressed clothes look how you want.
Fait
Agreed
humptysorthopedic
Naturally worn and torn might look okay but lotta cases "fake worn" looks really stupid unrealistic
AirKeytar
Fake worn is always at the knees. I don't spend enough time on my knees to wear out my pants there. My wear marks are by my phone/CC pockets
cobragrunt
Keys and wallet every time.
loyboys215
I once sold a pair of jeans that "didnt fit me" for 100 bucks to a school friend of mine...i just bought a $10 pair from kmart and cut them
CareinButtbag
ok I genuinely don't understand this trend. Why tf would you buy something already falling apart?
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
Ahhh.... It's a manaquin. I thought it was some creepy ghost.
idyllisch
I thought she got the sweater of that guy for blowing him.
KroyJar
It's a mannequin, but... well...
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
And how about that airline food?
AFelineMassofEyes
Yeah, time for a Flashdance remake.
ArgonSpark
If you've ever bought clothes with holes burned in them, you should have whatever educational degree you earned last taken away.
Arisal
I hate holes in clothes so fucking much. Ironically I remember wearing this shitty trend in my early 20's almost 20 years ago.
TwiceK
Is she blowing a pale dude for his hoodie?
tooomanystevesgotbanned
No, it's a mannequin
Mikeiller
yes. That is exactly what's happening
GvGScreenshots
ooh look how unique you are with your little paper hat! so "fun" and "whacky" and "random" XD
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Sauroctonus
I think you might be taking this more seriously than the artist.
VibratingNipples
welcome from living under the rock. Trump is president now
toninnii
love your comics!
Marvellous86
Is that a command?
InYourFaceCake
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! but thank you ❤️
Cranbananarama
I don't get fashion, nor do I want to. That's why my wardrobe is all blue jeans and black shirts.
CaesarSaladStabber
You don't really need to know fashion to dress well, just a little bit of minimalism and color theory
Cranbananarama
Black goes with anything. That's what I know.
FlatPlutoSociety
That is cool, but please do not try to treat your cancer by eating lots of fruit.
TuggSpeedmann
VibratingNipples
Mine is all white t-shirts, easier to tell if they're dirty or not
Gomer592
same reason 'we' wear black shirts
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Are you me before I lost 100 pounds? That was quite literally all I wore. I would avoid going places where you had to dress nicer than that
twentyfivehundred
Clothes shopping always becomes more difficult at every recurrence of the torn trend.
stilloldbull
Strategic Application of a skateboard to a cheap pair of jeans always worked for us...
AninOnin
Saw a guy with jeans where one leg was ripped from lower shin to mid thigh. It drooped when he sat down. Wanted to ask what he was going for
awesmond
At first I thought "jeepers what a great way to reuse factory damaged goods!" But my wife corrected me that it is entirely deliberate.
Taalii
Wear black, short sleeves long pants, or whatever tsbirt looks neat and is on sale. Then fantasize about making your own clothing line in a
Taalii
Pseudovictorian styleif you can just get a 60 year old sewing machine to play nice with stretchy fabric.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
"Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey? You can't dress trashy till you spend a lot of money". --Billy Joel (1980).
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
CAPT Mercer???
MrBEC
Billy Joel is The fuckin Man.
IndecisiveDaydreamer
I was in a musical in high school and all the songs were Billy Joel adaptations. That song was my solo.
derpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderpderp
Play something from the Stranger
KarenFromBehind
POW!
CommunCreator
Well we all have a face that we hide away forever, and we take them out and show ourselves when everyone has gone.
SillySnowFox
Some are satin, some are steel. Some are silk and some are leather. They're the faces of a stranger and we love to try them on
CommunCreator
Well we all fall in love but we disregard the danger. Though we share so many secrets there are some we never tell.
turbodog
Hot funk, cool punk, even if it's old junk, still rock n' roll to me.....
rpgaff2
It doesn't matter what they say in the papers cuz the story is the same old scene,
frankenstein90
There's a new band in town but you can't get the sound from a story in a magazine!
SillySnowFox
Aimed at your average teen
Wizdos
How about a set of white-wall tires and a bright orange pair of pants?
SanderTheStrange
That is weirdly poetic... +1 I am fascinated
whackiscrack
The song is It's Still Rock N Roll To Me by Billy Joel, he's an awesome artist
PitBullCuddles
Are you aware of Billy Joel?
MattDude
"Have you heard about our lord and savior from bad music, Billy Joel?
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Hes pretty great
playstation360
Lazors
Counterfit
But why not do the lower leg?
deskrubbit
/a/mFKeCCQ
ChillageInn
Macewindow54
I bet it smells aful in there
alwaysupvotefuturama
spacedmonkee
This is why I hate people.
pritolus
I will never understand why this appeals to anyone
gatharen
Is that really the most cost effective way to go about it?
Vaeevictiss
Now show how they make the ones with polyurethane mud they make for lazy people who want people to think they are hard working laborers.
theAluminumFalcon
Do that while you wear them!
LordoftheLulz
Am I the only one seeing the alien in the reflection on the bottom?
WhatsYourStoryHomie
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tekcor
Need to find jeans with pre-printed inappropriate wear patterns.
Counterfit
Knees only
tekcor
I dunno, dick outline might be funny.
MrHandsOn
Asscheek outline wear is a thing sooooo...?
Harrybo113
Someone missed the perfect opportunity to make this beautifully looped and I am sad..
YutzWithAHorse
I bet that smells horrible
Srykr
Laser*
Sparrowdotnet
We can definitely see the uneducated ones... So much hate.
playstation360
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. Lazors.
ColumboVsPredator
Laser.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Wow. But i always thought that jeans with that... Print look tacky and ugly.
404GravitassNotFound
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PugPizza
Hey, my dad worked on those patents for Levi's. Didn't even give him a free pair of jeans for all the people they no longer have to pay.
Laxeey
From 20$ to 120$.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Hot pants
grinner
is it weird that I'm disgusted by this?
Thorsmightyarse
no. Our sense of aesthetics in 2019 west is stupid af. We actually like making things shit. We think it's great to look a bit shit
Thorsmightyarse
We take something good, then make sure we waste it or spoil it in some way, then we like it.
iamkornboy
Of all the ways I thought they did this to clothes, this was definitely not what I thought
MrHandsOn
Makes me rethink the '90s Stonewash term as well.
HelloToe
There's a few methods, like sandpaper and bleaching.
Boobeez
This is how people did it when I was growing up, and maybe a Razer blade
DoubleSecretAgent
Before lazers: $34.99 and after lazers: $99.99
mt77932
I buy jeans at Target for $19.99.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Mine were $8 at Walmart, they fit like they were designed for an overweight giraffe.
Weissicles
Laser don't maintain themselves.
Mumalot
BuzzedLightBeerz
In reality using lazers is much cheaper than the traditional method of distressing denim. Raw denim is very uncomfortable
AlexisWalker
Well now i finally know why i always hated jeans as a kid. It was before "pre-distressed" jeans became a thing... Burlap sack pants... Ugh..
Impossibrew
so that's why they cost $200
ABluntForce
And why the people who buy them that way are morons.
Chronepsis
Well i don't know. I now want a pair of laser pants
ABluntForce
That's the novelty of seeing it for the first time. If you worked in the factory where this happens it'd get boring and seem typical.
celestedrake
I want a pair of pants with lasers, not destroyed by lasers.
playstation360
ifavoritethingstoshowmywifewhenigethome
Put.....put your dick in it
Jonataurus
In the jeans? Well duh.
SpamYarBlockers
He's doing that with his eyes
VibratingNipples
superman?
Nathanfake
Hand protection?
wheresmymoneydenny
Nah he good
SuckAFuck
Fedotia
Eye protection. At some power just looking at the beam is dangerous as a welder without a mask.
Snowman25
Eye protection?
Natrezall
Fabric detection + gloves = burned hands
AgainstMethod
What's that?
steikewaffel
a strong cup of coffee is the protection
TheDivineUsersub
Goldmarble
Aww, that's adorable! You think they might care about the workers in !
Lamplord
Is there even markings for where the heat will hit, or am I just blind?
Cereaza
Yeah. There's little marks in the steel that the lazer has burned over time.
Nathanfake
Yes
SpecialProjectY
No need, if the beam will hit the skin there would be no blood to damage the fabric.
Slashinhobo
limited edition red stains.
tourettesguy54
Nah.
Nathanfake
Fair
robogeek78
Thier parents didn't use a condom you are expecting better?
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Thier.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
There there now
Nathanfake
Dayer*