anlyin
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me_irl
Ilurklikekirk
I will *always* upvote Ensign Sylvia Tilly!
BastofBelial
Tommy Hilfiger in the back of a Sebrine
JusSumDood
I'd eat his pickle. If I wasn't a straight guy we could work
Daddymememaster1
#12 me wondering why my section has done zero shit
trelf
Rose pedals. :/
EvilAbdy
It never gets old calling the Nats the Walgreens
EroticZombiePants
#13 I agree completely. Not only was pop culture better, but the 90s were before 9/11 and the subsequent eternal war on terror.
dennydorko
And conveniently located between the end of the Cold War and the start of the War on Terror. Also bookended by 2 recessions.
grandefalco
#2 owning a cat when dnd campaigns go online lol
illogicalphallusies
#30 "at least i got a high score" sir...that is your debt....
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
#15 if you're not on the bridge you won't know, every single time. Startrekking across the universe is stressful.
SigilLovesSpace
#37 it's called tinder because it's supposed to cause a spark. If it were "where you find matches" it'd be called Tinderbox.
Grunni
It was originally called MatchBox before it changed to Tinder.
HandoB4Javert
See: 3 Pea Oh.
bbueller
hot and *shexy shingles
Noldona
#46 I resemble that remark
BloodofHeroes
Who names their kid 3?
Snaitf
Can't tell if you're joking, but, in case you're not, the kid is 3 years old and she used "3" in place of his or her actual name.
BloodofHeroes
This is random meme and twitter dumps... who here is serious about anything. lol
MarashinoMonster
crippl3dhobnob
#5 Shingles you say...
icky78
I enjoy your dumps.
UnicornCock
MrBoombastic
#23 is he made of house or is his house made of flesh?
MangoLassi
#8
RedWeddingAdvisor
Nice romantic bath, come on now.
MangoLassi
Well yeah, but where are the rose pedals and candles??
KnownSecretCarrot
#43 Party starts at 8
BloodofHeroes
FYI as a dad you don't need a poker face in that instance as tomato sauce is not on pizza. It is pizza sauce.
PaintedSlate
Pro.
zsefvgb
#32 I actually have a coat with vertical pockets on the side. Easily fits a travel mug and keeps it upright most of the time.
holmestrix
VagisilToothpaste
Perhaps in the basement? In a bigger room? This looks like it'd barely be big enough for a W/D and room to actually use them/hang clothes
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
As a Millennial, I don't know, like 20 years down the road, hopefully.
Crazyaussiecanadian
Millenials don't wash and dry their clothes? New ones every week?
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
I think you'll find that appliance ownership usually comes after home ownership, and most of us use shared or parental laundry facilities.
Hereagain
#4 fun fact: Ron Jeremy's in jail facing numerous rape charges
Ninjainslippers
Wait you said this would be fun. I trusted you...
Hereagain
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
I was at a club and he showed up, he had an assistant sort of person walking up to girls saying "Ron Jeremy wants to meet you". Weird night
DocEternal
Met him at one of Vanilla Ice’s house parties and see talked about his time as a teacher and at school for theater. Weird night.
LespritDeLescalier22
Met him at the top of Mt Hood. He was doing coke with a bear. Weird night.
ayeseaturtles
Meeting him after some shenanigans in Cabo, he went on to save spring break. Weird night.
VardtheBard
#10 this deserved to be everywhere
LordofSandvich
I'm confused who are they
ayeseaturtles
A guy who loves his wife. And, hopefully, his wife.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
#46 well if they didn't fuckin' want me here maybe they should've eased off the gen-ed requirements. I'm payin' for the seat, I'mma have fun
Dragonfury5
Ffs, WHAT is with colleges and gen-ed? 2 fucking years of a Bachelor's and I'm just now getting to stuff my degree is about
OddOod
Yeah, well rounded. You need to get an ethical grounding and something in the arts can't hurt, plus basic history.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
I can understand them wanting people to be well-rounded individuals. But they can't have it both ways
NBbubblegum
#5 composite shingle or bust. Less than ten years old. Mount solar on that shit. Save the planet and your energy bill. Fuck power companies.
greenchair
My thoughts on global warming. Reflect more heat back into space. White shingles. Boom
Reinette
I wish. I live in a conservation area and I have to have slate tiles and I'm not allowed solar panels.
12Badgers2MushroomsAndASnake
Why composite when metal exists?
NBbubblegum
Because you can't mount solar on a metal roof.
12Badgers2MushroomsAndASnake
You can though...
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
#3 all my spoons used to dissappear too. Turns out my roommate was a junkie......
AntaNce
and.... https://i.redd.it/jk9in0pswch21.jpg
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
For those confused: people use spoons to cook heroin before injecting it...
CarlottaVonSprockett
No one was confused.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
I like to think the 16 updoots tell a different story
CarlottaVonSprockett
They were probably agreeing with you rather than admitting to confusion, but idk. Maybe there ARE imgurians who are so innocent?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Last time I told that story I got several requests for clarification. So yes. There are.