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EveryNameIsTakenDammit
2.99? I can start a fire for free at home, fuck your prices.
betasynn
Those discounts are pretty hot.
addi09
Must've been a lot of spiders
Rifneno
Or just one spider from Brazil or Australia.
monkeyfooty22
"I just put my mixtape down for one second officer"
RyanAE34
Some people just want to watch the world burn. I'm impatient.
seleneusagi
If only that was popcorn.
GoofedAllOverYourFace
Thank you for shopping HellMart! We hope you never leave
favouriteforscience
So that's where I left my mixtape. Thanks OP!
notnicholascage
Them upcoming black Friday deals are going to be shit hot
EatTacos
There are already at least 100 "It's a fire sale" comments, so don't think you're being witty by posting it, just upvote someone else, ok?
Arterdras
Alphafrancis
Deals so hot they will burn down your end cap.
surDavidos
Firesale
dghammer
I think someone has found the eternal fire.
M98E
If only my campfires had this little smoke...
CoolCatJerry
Bigol284
Slashing prices is so 2015. We arson our prices to the ground.
MyBigMouth
Roland191145
Those "Flamin Hot" Cheetos aren't fucking around with their marketing huh?
YetiFurDrapesInc
What a hot deal...
twoticketsforthatthingyoulike
Beat me to it
thtguyjosh
I was going to go with fire sale
iamalreadyaghost
Must be on sale I mean fire for $2.98 wow that’s cheap
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
https://imgur.com/hwccPmz
IaskTheToughQuestions
Oh, my God, we’re having a fire. Sale. Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren!
IaskTheToughQuestions
(Screaming. Singing “Amazing Grace.”) This isn’t a fever! (Continues singing.) Can’t even see where the knob is! (Dramatic sigh.) And scene
GrissVioleGrace
This looks like a.... Fire sale..
Crafteroon
Hey, Matt Farrell, no one is talking about a fire sale, you shut your mouth.
scoobar
BeTheHammer
sortbynewanddownvotedegenerates
Corn chips are extremely flammable. Fritos are practically explosive.
hippocampus
you can also use chocolate as a fire starter.
DavidFrostbite
Pancake mix and flour make fireballs.
CMDRWELLES
Can confirm. My cousin set one of their outbuildings on fire
500flyboy
Flaming hot cheetos strike again
partyof1ne
Just another day at the mart of walls.
LittleFingerJ
Straight up having a fire sale
TheGoodKaren
While working at Walmart, I was in the back of the store when the fire alarm went off. I started walking to the front of the store telling
TheGoodKaren
people to leave their carts where they are and to leave the store. One old man yelled at me and wanted to talk to my manager because I
TheGoodKaren
refused to help him find the right automotive oil for his car. Because the place was on fire. I couldn't convince him to leave.
TheGoodKaren
The fire was taken care of and he was alright afterwords, but he spent 3 hours trying to get me fired because I wouldn't help him.
TheGoodKaren
tldr, people suck.
heyimwalkenhere
Store manager probably
Increscendo
What do you want me to do? - that's my boss favourite quote.
TheFastpaws
As a former manager I learned to hate the general public. Then employees for not doing at least the bare minimum.
12rt2345g342563
I worked at a big box store a long time ago and had like 7 different managers. All the employees fucking hated you too.
Zyrixion
2/ If your employees hate you and how they're treated, they're not like to do a very good job of anything.
Zyrixion
I have never worked in a retail setting that inspired anything but general contempt and being treated like dirt by managerial staff. 1/
TheFastpaws
I worked at a theatre as a manager. I tried.
Lamplord
As a normal employee, I hate how I've found myself doing that to you guys. Only thing that stops me from playing on my phone all day is 1/2
Lamplord
The feeling of screwing you guys over. But then the company still doesnt give a shit, so youre caught between a 2/3
Lamplord
"Fuck this place, I dont get paid enough to deal with it" view, and a "But I feel bad for my Manager, its not their fault"
GHOST101010101
As a former employee, all I wanted was to be treated like a human being.
JamesSylar
I'll treat you like a human being, when aisle nine is clean!!!
TheFastpaws
I always treated my people well. They still didn't do the bare min for upper upper management to leave all of us alone.
strudelman
I keep watching, but the fire doesn't seem to be making much progress.
Winnsford
It's a very short loop
iSoulend
tfw even fire is better behaved than the average customer
HrdWodFlor
Well here is the full video for all your pyrophilia needs. https://youtu.be/mFLIdZGaZ-Y
bisqwit
I’m not an expert but I would think that spreading the burning stuff around and therefore helping it better gain oxygen would be a bad idea.
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
You're right. Definitely better to pack even more stuff together. Source: am fire expert, big time, much burn, very flame
godofpencilshavings
Corn tortilla chips are externally flammable and burn at a really high heat
ProxyPlayerHD
/gamerule doFireTick false
SirFeatherbottom
Guess they just have great fire safety methods
InternetExplorer2001
Fire spread is set to off.
pfsar
Glitch in the Matrix, bro.
poorwhitetrash
Loop is a good loop.
SudoNimm
Alright strudelman, we're gonna need eyes on this for a while. Mind keeping watch?
strudelman
Not at all. Happy to do my part.
strudelman
You're going to go get help, right?
SudoNimm
Oh yeah, I'm all over it. Shouldn't be more than a week or so
TheDarkLordEgg
yeah sure buddy
UpvoteFairy3001
It's been 6 hours and he hasn't come back with help. Good luck friend.
Fargirl
Look away for a minute, maybe it's just nervous
BrewedDude
Pencildispencer
The gif lasts under a second
Jogger312
No u
BingleyBingleyBeep
That's practically the entirety of the joke implied in their comment.