TheBestTwin
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Dec 22, 2020 5:54 PM
TheBestTwin
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No words...
NightfallEverdark
Its all about capitalism. Girl cow yogurt is far cheaper than boy cow yogurt. She clearly is not classy enough for the good stuff.
FractalShadows
theskbt
I've found this to be the case with Hens eggs too. Always female names! Bloody misogynyts.
compused
Can't imagine you get much milk out of a bull's hind tit
Affablesea9917
Well I'm pretty sure no one wants to drink the white stuff that comes out of bulls so
LoopStricken
You'd be surprised.
DemogorgonDog
They do this with chickens too! Give us rooster eggs, don’t be sexists! /s
FrolickingFrolicking
A lot of dudes see stupidity EVERY day but they only POST it on social media if it makes girls, feminists, vegetarians, etc, look dumb
maholt
If you think about it, boy cow yogurt would be much higher in protein. Probably be a bit salty though.
LaffertyDanie1
Hovencloof
There needs to be cows named Elmer, George and Jim Bob.
coreboar
This yogurt is from our local dairy, is amazing, and they ship! https://www.berlefarm.com/
erinaceus
i don't know any girls named "root."
butterflybuttler221
Since when is "Root" a traditionally feminine name anyway?
RoovyRoo
No she's right, someone get that gal a well deserved tall glass of boy cow milk
RoovyRoo
And maybe a spoon
ShoeLeather
DrRichardHard
People are so stupid.....makes we want to cry
mjangelvortex
Stop crying. This person's a troll account. https://mobile.twitter.com/StRoseCherry/status/1341003326016647171
Teasaurus
Question is would your tears be as salty as the "boy cow yogurt"?
PressthamGravey
UnyieldingLegend
They act like blacking out the names keeps the person safe. All you have to do is google the tweet
oilgod
I have nipples, Greg... could you milk me?
dustmywets
tombofscabs
The ol' one eyed yogurt slinger
insomniapanda
Boy cow yogurt is much creamier naturally. Patriarchy wins again
cogitoro
CUM JOKE
Brhino
ah yes, there were like 3 girls named Root in my homeroom alone.
Aaronb1138
CorneliusCornwall
Root Gerdowski? Didnt she become a big city lawyer?
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
Yeah I heard she's moving back home to try & save her family's Christmas tree farm. Wonder if she'll run into her old beau, Grant Pendleton.
NoOneKnowsImLying
Isn't Grant Pendleton that multi-billionaire who chooses to live a simple life?
sjthompson1989
I am Root.
tentacularfleshscape
Dont forget Root Bader Ginsburg
TobiFuenke
that looks pretty superficial, right? i need a completely different level of information to be comfortable.
revcleo
I wonder how they found out he was allergic to avocado
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I love that they listed occupation: chicken
PlasticF0rk
Lol imagine owning yourself this badly because of your ideological predisposition.
mjangelvortex
It's a troll account. https://mobile.twitter.com/StRoseCherry/status/1341003326016647171
bladderinfection
...and these maternity wards, always catering to women! Have a man come in here and suffer for a change!
unclesporky
kind of ridiculous we don't have any paternity wards.
Teasaurus
Can you believe that only women get ovarian cancer? And only men get testicular cancer? Cancer is sexist confirmed.
fudgycurmudgeon
Terrible example because that is no longer true. My cousin, a “man” by his own designation, has ovaries.
Teasaurus
I mean, while you make a good point, I wasn't being anywhere near serious. jokes, m8.
Toastfrog
Oh i wish!
revcleo
Honestly though there are trans men who give birth. Even after being on testoserone for a while men can have working ovaries.
bladderinfection
The medical community doesn’t care what you call yourself. That isn’t a man.
MurialsCourage
Of course they are. Trans men are men and trans women are women.
revcleo
Listen to actual medical science rather than your own prejudices https://phescreening.blog.gov.uk/2020/03/13/pregnant-men-best-care/
Orzufancylad
Boy cow yogurt is totally a thing, but it is too expensive.
attofreak
What is a "boy cow"? It's like that whole Trap-fetish debacle we fell into a year or so ago?
snailphotography
Literally a male cow. Bull sperm.
maholt
Really? I'd expect boy cows from everywhere would flock to that barn everyday.
Bezaid
I think I just saw a reply to this comment on r/awarewolves (or was it r/whoosh?). Also, I discovered r/awarewolves today.
VaultGirl69
And salty...
IStartConversationsAndThenGetBoredWithMyOwnPoint
You're paying way too much for boy cow yogurt; who's your cow guy?
PicassoCT
Created with love- and you have to suck it out of a hose, for freshness..
Gayforbae
MaraSovsFeet
Please stick to porn lmao
Gayforbae
MrSaturday
If you feet attacked now, just wait until you get hoofed.
jfarm350
I pay $30/ straw which is far less than a ml. So yeah it’s expensive.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
how many straws to a gallon?
XEndeadX
Sucks too, it tastes so good.
ImNotSureWhatAGoodUserNameIsSoThisWillHaveToDo
A boy cow is an oxymoron as cows are female. Boy cattle or bull is the proper term.
Isatronium
Thanks for sending me down the rabbit hole of bovine terminology. https://farmstayskagit.com/cattle-the-cows/
myhousesmellsliketuna
“Cow, in common parlance, a domestic bovine, regardless of sex and age...
Caspergirl
Sure sure but the milk comes from boobies to feed the babies.
myhousesmellsliketuna
Bovine boobies
Orzufancylad
Gayforbae
I though cattle was the collective term.
PHCarter
They have to use a different style of pump
Psychonaut23
And off I go to search if I can buy one.
pointsForNothing
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Psychonaut23
I was joking but now feel obliged. "One" may get the "Ram ejaculaor" for a low low $460.00 or spend $2,495.00 on sale for the "Electrojac 6"
Psychonaut23
They don't work the way I expected. suprised there were no review posted.
derJake
Not necessarily.
Altorhys
And to gay for me
TheSexInstructor
Whereas I offer my own, cheaper alternative for next to nothing and I rarely find any takers. Mad world!
HoeBagSupreme
TheSexInstructor
HoeBagSupreme
TheSexInstructor
ThailandExpress
Treblaine
No SOUND?!?
PostMortemRectalDischarge
What's going on here
thesecondbreakfastclub
From the movie Kingpin
ThailandExpress
go watch 'Kingpin', would hate to spoil it for you. Beware very raunchy/risque https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116778/
thesecondbreakfastclub
That’s what I was looking for! +1
MrFancyPanzer
Not a big fan of bull yoghurt personally.
UnluckyLunkhead
I heard that was how they made UHT cream.
TinyHandEnergy
You're not fooling anybody
MrFancyPanzer
It's an acquired taste.
Rockdusty
Salty.
MrFancyPanzer
I would say it's a bit nutty.
Baron29
It's rather salty for a yoghurt
MrFancyPanzer
It's a bit nutty.
ncpowers933
rbudrick
But that's where chocolate milk comes from.
IHaveNoEyeDeer
Just say No Homo(genized) before eating it.
Nathanyel
So you've tried it?
Kaboom36
FluentPenguin
Yeah. I dislike having to chew my milk.
serviceismybestpart
It’s a bit nutty...
TheRealDeadBird
Organic even.
Noblert
Its better fresh
smashpro1
It's too salty.
highhiedyin
But have you tried it
rbudrick
Dont you mean, "But you have tried it?"
highhiedyin
Also
DanSandy
That's a cheese
torisenblack
I looked it up online, the big name brands (I guess, I don't recognize them) go for 100s, even 1000s!!! Of dollars for like a spoonful!
SoraHjort
Too much curdle
RespiratoryRandy
I thought they only produced cottage cheese
MrRandom314159
It's probably too creamy.
yomahnn
I’ve heard it tends to be a bit salty, bitter and have an off texture.
MrSaturday
I've heard drink pineapple juice for a couple days beforehand.
MichaelMars
flaskfullofcoffee
Snooj
All these comments and not one mention of Kingpin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM
UmHowAboutAnonymous
Bit to salty for my taste.
notkvothethebloodless
I also tend to dislike energy drinks
yeahhedugit
That comment and the replies should sealed and fermented for posterity. Made me queezy. +1.
YourMotherApproves
What about bull shit?
Rockthatbooty
His name is “Big All”
StartedAtTheBottomNeverLeft
No homoghurt.
stolie
Too salty?
Vergenbuurg
weirdsmith
Looks like you've blown a seal there buddy.
DoubleJameson
NickRivieraMD
fun fact, bull semen ships in YUGE containers (but not so huge they aren't loaded by hand). Found this out during UPS night shifts in PA.
JCBalance
Yeah, bulls are pretty large semen containers.
NickRivieraMD
Kaboom36
Holy shit
Gryphonosiris
Room mate of a friend of mine had one of those explode on him once.... he thought it was white paint, until they read the label.
NickRivieraMD
Nice, we had a similar incident with deer repellent. You could smell him from the end of the facility.
NacLac
myreelname
To be fair she might be trying to make the point that female cows can have non female names. Still a dumb point to me but whatever
WhattaYaLookingFor
They are just cows, you numb nut. No, not you. Her!
MCNewYorkLives
Yea, idk, that's a pretty dumb argument to make in behalf of a cow
attofreak
You might even say it is a...moo-t point B-)
OdeToBouncer
It's. A. Cow. I just... where's that planet killing asteroid? There was supposed to be a planet killing asteroid by now!
SithElephant
Cows do show some aspects of male behavour. You can sometimes see female cows mounting others.
SithElephant
This does not however imply that cows (or bulls) have a particular concept of gender.
FlissFloss86Gaming
The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick.
wiggadewah
There's the reference
lowerider777
It's called Broghurt
tenaciousjeebs
BobHubert
I’m kinda dialectic and thought for a second you spelled my username...
Wolf2Worrior
Dialectic, huh?
BobHubert
Yeah, diabetic
tsrivishnu
TheRealDeadBird
I believe in you Bob Hubert, you can do the thing!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Bro...
lewaq
Bruh
wanjeonhanwalwal
ghurt.
NinjaGrizzlyBear
Squirts McGhurts
APrettyFdupOhLaLa
...Bro?
ASongOfPissAndFarts
Tell the whole world we are bros
Lurker4815162342
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
There's no fucking way she ain't trolling.
DaveSamsonite
Can confirm.
TheToweringMothlord
It's an obvious joke...but you know imgur!
Cutwail
She was, i just looked, her account is StRoseCherry.
PlasticF0rk
Guess you've never spent time on an SJW Tumblr or r/
mjangelvortex
Some of those are also trolls. (Not all mind you, but more than enough.)
freshgoatbutter
You know they're populated by angry incels baiting each other?