TheVoidWhoStaresBack
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Mar 9, 2025 7:08 AM
TheVoidWhoStaresBack
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mothmam
#13 yesssss
98oktan
#30 "Checking" the "temperature." Right.
maddi3grac3
#2 Japan has something similar to this in their folklore https://yokai.com/teketeke/
lasergunpewpewpew
#2 You should watch the 80s horror parody Student Bodies. Killer wears galoshes and talks in the phone through a rubber chicken.
Base841
#6 I completely agree with you, that carrot is startlingly well hung. I'm both distracted and envious.
SpammersAreScum
#41 Picard's tea comes from a replicator; surely Janeway's coffee does, too?
sajgj
Fabulous! Thanks for the LOLs
OzRockabella
The drunken Frenchman comic is "Death on a Bike" if anyone's curious.
TheVoidWhoStaresBack
Thanks!
DoctorSniffles
#6 and hide that massive schlong?
DarksteelPenguin
#41 I know the answer for 40k. Yes, there are coffee growing planets. But that's for rich people. Most people drink a cocktail of artificial caffeine and aromas mixed in recycled water.
Sarpedan
40k is fucked up, two of the main things eaten in hives are dead people and residue from making fuel, aka corpse starch and soylen veridians
Banzai51
#8 Apples, cherries, and industrial waste. Michigan!
AnaCadabra88
Burning sugar beets. Eugh
steviedrawsdinos
#39 you think you're better than me?
MayMayz4DayzYo
You think you’re better than ME?!
PyroDragon
#21 @danat101
PyroDragon
And #47
foxthebloodied
#15 Nice try, Angstrom Levy!
3Davideo
#5 *gasp* You became Batman?!?
ProfessorHerpDerp
#15 Not likely as our dimension is the equivalent of shag carpet on the floor and walls of a Taco Bell restroom. Would you let people that live there visit your home?
MayMayz4DayzYo
#38
amp99
#2
ingridwebb88
Scarier than originally perceived
tractorharvester
Amazing!
IAmMonkeyGirl
#34 is a super good listen!
BeardedHabilis
#18 Rudolphe Guenoden - supppeerr talented artist. Storyboarded beheading end sequence for Sinbad, legend of seven seas. Anim supe/martial artist for Kung Fu panda. Lucky enough to have met him 20 years ago. Was really nice https://www.instagram.com/rodolpheguenoden/?hl=en
TheVoidWhoStaresBack
Thank you! I'll look him up.
IceWeaselX
#2 People who grew up in certain circumstances already know this feeling. I trained myself to recognize which parent was approaching by what noise their slippers made.
MayMayz4DayzYo
I mean, I didn’t grow up in those circumstances but my undiagnosed autistic ass could identity any family member walking up the stairs.
IceWeaselX
Oh, definitely. Everyone in the family was identifiable, but there was one specific cadence that my sister and I would freeze up every time we heard it accelerate from across the house.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Ooft. That’s sucks. *hugs* my internet comrade.
Itotallygetthatreference
#18 is a Joseph Michael Linsner comic. He is the creator of the comic book character Dawn
TheVoidWhoStaresBack
Thanks! It bothers me to no end when people cut the credits off of things.
Itotallygetthatreference
No problem! I have a comic of his with it in it and thought I’d add the info. It has several short stories like this one in it.
FaecalJacksonPollock
#30: What in the actual goddamn--
RogueLanguageModel
https://www.youtube.com/@FireDepartmentChronicles/shorts
IAmMonkeyGirl
My exact reaction.
brazzy42
"sounding", not "sounds"
SpiralRazor
JasonThorn
Guy literally had a mercury bomb in him for 15 years.
IAmMonkeyGirl
My exact reaction.
numlocks
#6 That carrot is packin some heat
Argusdubbs
Hung like a Carrot
toolzgalore2
#9
GhostBear3067
My similar clumsiness is why I keep first aid supplies in my pockets at work. I work in an ambulance so most people assume it is for patient care but no, it is for when I inevitably hit some corner too hard.
PunnyTiger
and don't want to report it?
GhostBear3067
If it is not patient related, like the altered mental status patient that kicked me in the head while I loaded the stretcher into the ambulance (and I STILL DID NOT DROP THE PATIENT), it is not worth the paperwork.
PunnyTiger
that was my thought. if you use ambulence suppliesyou gotta file paperwork. pocket aid kit is paperwork free
3Davideo
"Daylight Savings Time Dump"? Wait, is the time change coming up? I thought there were a few weeks left...
foxthebloodied
Depends on where you live. It changed in the US this morning.
3Davideo
Aw crap now I gotta fix everything. And re-memorize all the times for events in a game I play, because while they tie everything to UTC, the times they translate to on my various clocks will be different.
wademcgillis
it did :(
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
#19
truthader
What a legacy.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Classic.
Hoiloidl
The beacons are lit. Gondor calls for aid!
MayMayz4DayzYo
Coerulea
I’ll never not laugh at this!
toolzgalore2
That is Sun burning
PunnyTiger
sun broiling.
toolzgalore2
#18 conclusion, don't lose your mind chasing an ass
Raileks
not "don't drink and drive"?
TheLovelessHummingbird
Imgur taught me men don't care as long as she's hot. So I think giving them a last chase is kinda nice of death to do.
herrcane
Dude was having the time of his life right up until the end.
JasonThorn
This is literally flirting with Death.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Thank you
ICameHereToBitchAtYou
Pretty sure culo translates directly to 'butthole.' Means that this is an even more thoughtful lesson, as it was translated directly to Gen Z.
DocBenny
nah, culo can be either ass or butthole depending on context. mostly it's used for the whole ass, cheeks and all
Knifesmith