SweepTheLeg31
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Jul 26, 2026 5:40 PM
SweepTheLeg31
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FermentTheRich3000
Fire, earth, air, water?
rotodisc
I can *pass* all three. Not produce.
Seethreepeeoh
We’re gonna make, aren’t we
LicensedAdHominem
4, actually
OutboardOverlord
Your anus doesn't produce anything. Your intestines does the job. The job of the anus is...distribution.
jimhotep
It's just the extruder.
CouldntCakeLess
Pilgrymm
spontaneous9
and plasma too
ErindorGhostPope
There are technically 4 states. Just ask Johnny Plasmabutt.
Iaimtomisbehave
Produce all four at once though and time travel becomes possible:
Justminutesago
All at once, even! You could say it was simult-anus!
Kotarisu
Particularly fun is that it can also detect the presence of stuff, but not what *type* of stuff.
ComoSeIguana
https://imgur.com/4eVG0m2.mp4
blaghart
If your anus can produce plasma, though, you're in real trouble
fantabuloustimewaster
Somebody has never had a fart-lighting contest.
Kotarisu
I suppose technically if you are rectally bleeding, it would contain (blood) plasma.
jimhotep
hamulusrex
I fart fire
alcamar
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YzZ4OXAwZGJjZm5iMjd6c3M0NmxidjFhN21pNDkwNTYwYTgyNmVwOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/d2jgcdvnDuY6AFvq/200w.webp
gonzar09
Imagine ass plasma being able to wipe out Buenos Aires.
Ionico
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWgyanY5a291MGNrcjR6N2JwczkxNmJvaGxnZHFjeHliMmF6ejVzZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/zbyE0sDeW4z3W/200w.webp
thenetbear
Ugh. Now I’ve got to go take a Bose-Einstein condensate
VosperOfAntarctica
That, is a MASSIVE shit!
Cornflakes91
(nah, just really cold)
MrStealYourGiF
Who fed Nibbler too much cheese and got him constipated?
Iaimtomisbehave
(Building shakes when it finally passes.)