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Sep 10, 2017 3:25 AM
JustPlaneWrong
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ThisIsAJoJoReference
what percentage are women though?
swampyfrompompey
I'm a male occupational therapist.. In the UK, we are 7% of the total...
CosmicCardinal
This is why gender income inequality is fake too
Morg729
They forgot penis models
IndyAndyJones
68%
MOTHERFUCKINGTACOCAT
Friends reference! Even if you didn't intended it, I appreciate it.
OneFuckedPony
I figured there would be more male bartenders.
AoShin
Tiddies sell more booze.
LazloP
"Fishers, Hunters, and Kindred" I'm not sure what they mean by Kindred in that context, and not sure I want to.
frowardd
I'm an electrician. In 10 years I have met one person who has met a female electrician, twenty years ago. I ask everyone I work with.
IATTM
If you've asked about 100 electricians, that sounds about right.
MightyIink
The double standards are strong with this one. Everyone would think a male kindergarten teacher is automatically a pedophile :P
johnnyratbastard
supersomatic
We need to get them thar kindergarten teechers down into them mines
Kargathia
Apparently "computers and peripheral equipment operators" is as balanced as it gets. I'm just stumped as to what that even is.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
I think that means I.T.
Moresharks
I think it's a generic office job? Like typing information into spreadsheets and filing TPS reports. Would make sense as to why it's even.
ActionJohnnie
I see Kindergarten and cops but no Kindergarten cops.
Morg729
That's 50-50
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
So you telling where to work to be surrounded by women? I'm a male secretary now . not as fun as it sounds.
GamingRooster
sperm donnor, 100%
ItsUncleSam
Not in 2017
GamingRooster
.....fair point.....\
mistermiggs
What, pray tell, is a waiter's assistant
BlueDsc
A fancy title for busboy if I had to guess.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Not quite. They'll refill drinks, take care of special requests. Other things. Usually at fancier places. But they aren't bussers
SoberAndBored
I'm a male secretary. It's always fun to hear that pause from the caller when I answer the phone.
LokiShinigami
Now hold my beer, and watch this! *adds hourly wage to all jobs showing payscale difference* [autistic female screeching in the distance]
Wrongleveeeeeeer
Misogynist agenda aside, I'd actually love to see that.
NaughtButOne
Anti-feminist-agenda. Not the same.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
Anti-feminist means opposing women's attainment of equal rights. Misogynist means prejudiced against women. Pretty small semantic difference
raidleadergutts
No it doesn't. Feminism doesn't hold a monopoly on equal rights & is more often than not detrimental to it.
Wrongleveeeeeeer
That's literally the primary definition of the word feminism. Avocation for equal rights of women. Look it up.
TheElusiveEnchilada
Boiler makers be like
OtterlyMagnificent
I'm curious about that .2%. That's gotta be a fair number of female boilermakers then.
superdupershrek
I'm a boilermaker - a crew of 50 people will have 3 women, tops. The work consists of either unbolting heavy shit and carrying it away,
superdupershrek
or welding. Most women in boilermaking are welders.
OtterlyMagnificent
That makes sense. Generally smaller, so good for getting to those oddly positioned parts I imagine?
kmaz
Oooo I'm one of the 11.
Finalfourbum
As A Purdue Boilermaker all I can say is thank god that didn't apply to college.
ohlongdongjohnson
Puck Furdue
LordOfTheDownvotes
All I remember from my campus visit to Purdue was the amazing custom pizza buffet.
SevenOfWine
All I remember from my first semester there was the 45lbs I gained because of that goddamned pizza buffet.
BillySpeare
Stay at home fathers: 100%
H3X0
Stay at home parenting isn't a real job.
HelloMax
Fuckin dream job
BillySpeare
All I want in life is to be a trophy husband, is that too much to ask??
ssyoda2
Took my stat!
PHAL
20% dancers
heyimwalkenhere
JustPlaneWrong
DoctoreVelo
The fuck is a sales engineer???
RithyH
People who sales softwares to other companies. They're basically crooks.
MinishSage
A sales engineer is someone who will be able to answer technical information about products and help the customer identify what they need.
MinishSage
They are common in industry, and depending on the company will have all sorts of engineering backgrounds.
UrOverThinkingIt
People who gather lead data and do lead generation iirc
BillySpeare
President: 100%
KraftCheezWhiz
MeezerStandardTime
*of the United States (and some other countries).
BillySpeare
The graph says it applies to U.S. workers, but I feel ya
ImANurse
Im a straight white male nurse. Only time ill be a minority
raidleadergutts
I mean, you could go live in Africa or Asia.
JagdPanzer38T
i moved to a small town in southern California... i am literally one of the 4 white people in a college with several hundred students.
thexsa
White people are a minority on the planet, so yeah.. you are a minority in more ways.
GdSvThQn
I'm a straight white male CNA, there's 2 of us in the entire hospital. Both in the psych unit so i'ts kind of cheating.
thecoolestcat
At my university they reserve spots in the upper division for men specifically
Morg729
Why
thecoolestcat
Because out of the hundreds that apply the stats say it would be all women if so they reserve spots for men and for minors for diversity
grandmathinksimsatan
Have you ever seen the mother fuckers who install elevators???? Those dudes do not give a fuck about their life at all
lordwank
elaborate
Cuntraps
*elevate
Fartdeity
It has alot of ups and downs
malikcarr
It's a good paying job but it's one of those things where slightly fucking up a safety regulation = you die.
ItsUncleSam
OSHA can go fuck itself. We did fine back when it was just common sense. It weeds out the retards too
grandmathinksimsatan
Seriously I've seen these guys literally rest a ladder between a floor and the wall on the 8th story with nothing but a rock holding it
grandmathinksimsatan
Ballsy as fuck but man is it impressive
12rt2345g342563
That assumes anyone who got killed was the retard and didnt die because of someone else's mistake.
Renza0
It also assumes that our loving corporate sponsors didn't come up with their own definition of "safety" or "ethical"
psychologicaltrap
can i get this in an excel spreadsheet? or maybe comma separated values?
NZSheeps
I'm sure the US Census bureau would have it
psychologicaltrap
it's so hard to find this specific info in a nice, clean format.
jezorko
Here you go: https://pastebin.com/HeF7H2rr I used online OCR tool and cleaned it up myself afterwards.
psychologicaltrap
thank you.
jezorko
There might be some errors (OCR's not perfect). You can add a separator by using a regex replacement, example in reply to this comment:
jezorko
Keep in mind there are commas in the job names, so you probably shouldn't use them as your separators.
jezorko
If you replace "\s((\d){1,2}\.\d)" with " SEP \1" in your friendly text editor, where SEP is your separator, you'll get a nice CSV file.
calenturian
Commenting partly to say "unless it's emacs, so remember to escape your parentheses", but mainly so I can find this tomorrow
calenturian
And thank you!
jezorko
The parentheses is there to indicate it's a regex string, you should actually only use the insides (: http://regexr.com/3gnjr
ThisIsMyRealAccount
POTUS: 100%
HoboStabWound
What about Jimmy Carter?
holyfukivetriedsomanyusernames
Nah Ivanka does some stuff for him
PandaBearSoup
That was lame and you should feel lame
cominginhot
she's still screaming
Jackster22
ahahaha
Symek
Thank God!
hoboface
Elected. You're not elected to any of the jobs listed there. Half of voters are women. Go figure.
Blunderhorse
I'm pretty sure this is for those currently in the positions, so it's either going to be 100% or 0%
JustDontCare
Queen of England: 0% (sunglasses)
MrAppendixX
Clue's in the name
GregoriusDaneli
You're making a bold assumption in claiming #45 is, in any shape or form, a man.
MrMemethief
He's the yugest boss baby
ThisIsMyRealAccount
All 45 have come out and admitted they were male their whole lives.
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LokiShinigami
Look at you, acting like Trump never had anyone killed, you sweet summer child . . .
storebrandproductmascot
Who'd Hillary kill?
GdSvThQn
She shot JR.
alsoAzrael
Nobody. It's a conspiracy theory tactic where they list all the people who died and had anything to do with her, pretending it's suspicious.
OGsatan
She didn't directly kill any one, a couple soldiers died in Libya and people blame her because she ordered them to go, I guess?
Jusmar
Hindsight is 20/20 but I'd say she took her southern, midwest, and rural campaigns and slaughtered them. Her book says it was Bernie's fault
khora
Also the most lethal work.
ThisIsMyRealAccount
More US Presidents have died while in office than the service agents hired to protect them.
idontenglishsorry
I would disagree but hmm
khora
Name a more dangerous profession then.
idontenglishsorry
Miner maybe
idontenglishsorry
Soldier maybe
CrypticalEnvelopement
3 assassinated (Lincoln, McKinley, Kennedy) out of 45= 6% mortality rate, the highest of any profession
nostalgium
Just under 10% of all presidents have been assassinated while in office. Which is actually pretty lethal.
idontenglishsorry
Also, stressfull as fuck
CrypticalEnvelopement
3 assassinated (Lincoln, McKinley, Kennedy) out of 45= 6% mortality rate, the highest of any profession
khora
44 presidents. Grover Cleveland was 22 and 24.
Jethrie
Do you hear, do you hear that thunder?
princeaizen
I'm sitting other middle of a hurricane and this comment freaked me out because I forgot the lyrics to down under and was confused lol
HalfPintKatie
Go make me a vegimite sandwich!
Infinitieeeeeeeee
http://gph.is/29a6whh
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Exactually
General rule of the internet. People don't like link shorteners
Exactually
Imagine dragons?
turnedbadafterlindadeefiasco
Take a +1 and ignore the haters. Imgurians are no different from people on other sites. They attack at the first sign of weakness.....
nicholasagream
Fuck off mate.. men at work
acuteavocado7
haha yeah, he didnt know any better. everyone point and laugh and be mean! haha, so funny!
creamedLead
Ya better run, ya better take cover!
ExplainTheJoke
Buying bread from a man in Brussels, he was six foot four and full of muscles
TheManTheMythTheMildDissapointment
I said do you a speaka my language
Randomtask776
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
SmellOfMonkey
And he said, "cunt, arvo, pluggers"
Fairdinkums
I'm Australian in Australia and this is playing on the fucking radio right now
MoistCrumbs
and he said "do you come from a land down under?!"