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Templarfreak
These girls aren't just drunk, they are high af
jagiyakitty
this is my roll in my friend group and i refuse to go to most parties cuz it's actually rather embarrassing. glad i'm not an angry drunk tho
Bananask1n
Me... I’m the drunk girl. Hello all. You’ve been catfished.
lunamunmun
My friends say I'm an angry drunk. I don't drink. I am also a girl.
Wolfsleigher
A drunk girl paid a bartender to breathe fire for my birthday and spend the whole night with me because I was alone.
Donkeymong
A drunk girl threw up down my back when i was on the train home 2 weeks ago.
grumplestiltzkin
A drunk girl once punched me in the face because I wouldnt buy her a drink while she could barely stand. Could somehow still swing. Weird.
edwardelricsnipples
A drunk girl once flashed me and my homies straight outta nowhere
Dots77
My GFs grand company when she's a bit tipsy, unless there are other women there, then for some reason it seems to her I'm a fucking prick.
Littlemeg
Dots77
That's pretty accurate. I can't say anything right.
DapperLordDestral
Starting to get where folklore fairies come from really
neospor1n
My wife is fluent in Spanish. When she gets drunk she gets stuck in Spanish and can no longer speak English to me
1337firewife
This is the best thing ever
neospor1n
the worst part of it is, spanish was not her first language....so i dont know why she defaults to it in the situation
manuPKP
Didn't know what a butterfly kiss was.
ohdeepthought
Do you know now?
JMaxGarage
When I think of drunk girl I think of that one from the 40 Year Old Virgin movie. The one that pukes the fish dinner.
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
Last time I was drunk I met a new best friend in the girls bathroom. My s/o asked me to come back and I answered ”No, I got a new friend”1/2
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
He thought I met a guy but I just met this lonely girl who needed someone to talk too. She hugged me and cried. We were bff:s for like 20min
NinjablazerZero
Replace girl with guy in all of these, and the double stamdards begin.
Colenelshitpostermcgee
An english guy used a word he didnt know was offensive at a party and three drunk girls started singing the irish national anthem while 1/
Colenelshitpostermcgee
flipping him the bird and it was honestly the best thing ever.
Omgmoar
what's the offensive word? paddy?
Colenelshitpostermcgee
Nah is a word that usually applies to the british but an irishman wouldnt want to be called it "hun" as in invader im sure you get it
Omgmoar
I thought hun was referred to the Germans during WWII, thanks
TehRedHerring
'Why do these things never happen to me???' I wondered while I take a sip of my Mountain Dew and grab a hand of chips.
badfitz99
That drunk girl? Albert Einstein.
LesbianGardevoir
https://imgur.com/Sza5H5H
Darkspire
Annnnnnd....yoink.
fibbertitgibbet
A drink girl was touching me all over so I suggested we exchange numbers. She proceeded to put her hands in my pocket and switch our 1)
fibbertitgibbet
Phones. I didn't realize till I got home and saw I had a pink iPhone. She lost my phone. 2)
ohdeepthought
thornmallow
As a drunk girl, i bonded with another drunk girl while we told her drunk mother how great her halloween party was and that she wasn't old.
thornmallow
While we were in the bathroom, taking turns peeing in the toilet and assuring each other that we wouldn't look.
IrishinScotland
That drunk girl really gets around
eadanke
A drunk girl reached down my pants and got her rings stuck in my pubes. I screamed, she cried, my girlfriend just stared at it all.
thirdworldrepresent
lmao! imagine that pain but in bigger sections, that's brazilian waxing
eadanke
Now imagine that pain but totally by surprise and at the hands of a stranger in public.
ohdeepthought
Actually with Brazilian waxing the girl is a professional who relishes in hurting you that drunk chick probably didn’t mean to.
Goblincock2
One time when I was 17 I was sitting at a park with my girlfriend a drunk girl walked up and started insulting us and attacked a child.
LankyFrog
a drunk girl once asked me to escort her to the toilets but on the way she confused the roles and started waiting for me while pointing to
LankyFrog
the stalls. I didnt even need to go so I just washed my hands while having a laugh.
Bootsman42
Uhm.. from your description I'm getting the vibe that she wanted to do you in the bathroom.
imabadger
Maybe she just wanted to get out of a shitty situation, and you helped. Yay \o/
HeDaGeiBoi
She wanted you to go because she's a golden shower kinda girl, and didn't want you to spite peeing on her afterwards
Imadethisaccounttopost
I've had two similar incidents to the ones posted above.. one saw my sprained thumb in a bad and decided to kiss it..the other groped me ina
Imadethisaccounttopost
A liquor store next to my college campus and told me I was hot. My ex girlfriend almost went back there and decked her...
ThatGuyVinny
Sexual assault is pretty par for the course for drunk girls tbh, you should hear the story's from club/bar tenders
Imadethisaccounttopost
I knew a bunch of club/bar tenders and even an owner in my early 20s. I didn't hear many stories sadly.
ThatGuyVinny
Might be virtue of where I'm from, Big city with a heavy drug and drink culture and lots of "chav" type girls
Imadethisaccounttopost
As for the gal who groped me in the liquor store, apparently it was her birthday. Her friend kept apologizing for her behavior.
EarlGreyOrDeath
From all the stories I've heard over the years drunk middle aged women get REALLY handsy
RealScienceMan
Once a drunk girl asked to braid my hair and drunk me agreed. I'm bald.
hiphopbookshop
Lost a girl and she showed back up talking about getting kicked out of a wedding. It was a fundraiser and we had to go retrieve her phone
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Maybe she meant pubes. :D
hencethequeef
Drunk girl gave drunk me the most epic braid ever. I asked where she learned to do it and she goes "oh I'm really into rope bondage." 10/10
tzxAzrael
beard? or was she just that far gone?
RealScienceMan
Maybe, but she tried to braid what little hair was up there.
BlairPawdorf
The best convos a drunk girl can have is in the bathroom with six other drunk girls bonding about how amazing we all are. And we trade...
Iinajoki360
Someone wise on the internet once said, we should all be more like drunk girls in bathrooms
Gabberwocky84
I cannot tell you how much drunk bathroom girls and drunk me have reassured each other that we look great.
BlairPawdorf
numbers because we realize those precious three minutes turned us into lifelong best friends. And the next morning I have numbers in my...
BlairPawdorf
Phone that are labeled “bff omg Amber” and “gorg hair Lindsay” and I feel so confused and I never call them.
ohdeepthought
Yep happens to me all the time. I am the person with spare bobby pins, band aids, perfume etc. does anyone else get groped as well?1
ohdeepthought
Or has had a girl who’s just had a boob job make you feel her boobs to assess how real they are? 2.
BlairPawdorf
YES. So much boob feeling haha
shitduke
a drunk girl stabbed and killed my friend
As4mi
A drunk woman stabbed and killed my father, so I guess that’s the other side of it
ippikiwoof
Yeah, see, that's more the experience we expect to have around these parts.
BlastFX
Awww.
usefullyuseless
That fucking escalated quickly, from braiding and feeding peanuts to fucking murder.
Enoan
A drunk girl stabbed and killed my cabbage.
AllAroundSad
No one wants to comment because they laughed when they read yours.
shitduke
I laughed too because I thought she was just beating him up. Didnt see the knife until it was too late.
AllAroundSad
Damn that must've been rough on you..
shitduke
Not saying he didnt deserve it. He was an evil bastard but yeah.
Kittypurfect
It's nice you can admit that but we understand the experience was most likely traumatizing.
PoppaBigBear
While ubering, I picked up a drunk girl, every time she messed up giving directions, she apologized and kisses my cheek repeatedly. She 1/2
thirdworldrepresent
Good thing she didn't puke!
PoppaBigBear
I have been so incredibly lucky to have never had anyone puke in my car, close encounters though, and drunk people are a delight.
McTerminator
Heard when you report it to uber you get ~100 dollars from them so meh
PoppaBigBear
I heard it was 15$ so I guess it varies from severity? I carry vomit bags and a cleaning kit so I never have to worry about it too much.
McTerminator
Uber used to charge passengers a flat $250 vomit fee, but it recently modified its service-charge process. 1/2
PoppaBigBear
was both not my type and way out of my league, I miss her. 2/2
OrangeRanger