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Apr 23, 2026 6:33 PM
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jamesbondq
4.8% body fat, 15% ass fat, 18% stomach fat.
JAPONfan
In a land where reducing 600 to 10 is down by 600%
ErindorGhostPope
DeVleermuis
A+ comment, well done. 💚
EmbedAndBreakfast
And I suppose you don't believe that Kim Jong Un has such an efficient constitution that he neither urinates or defecates. DJT on the other hand looks like shit because someone took the piss out of him.
RenaissanceFaireMan
More like 4.8% cankles.
malfunctionm1ke
4.8% fat 95.2% shit
monkeyfly
Wait. Trump lied?
nimeton0
GoodEarthBetweenMyToes
To be fair, DJT really is only 4.8% body fat, but he is also about 15% McChicken fat, 17% Filet-O-Fish fat, and 23% McFries fat.
Imapseudonym
They probably meant 4.8% not fat.
Detacheddavid
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command"
NightOwlRally
Lol 4.8%... perhaps they meant 48%
HelpfulCorn
That may be about right. Above 25% is obesity and he's definitely obese
Mortbise
4.8% fat, 50% shit
jtthemediocre
That man is practically made of mayonnaise
Malak224
Why is this so funny? 😂
M4Firefly
no doctor with half a brain would claim that. anyone who has been at the gym knows that a 15% is already damn good
rshini
yeah, anything below that would be considered a possible health concern (your body does need *some* fat to function)
Kyzyl
Got the numbers right, but the units wrong.
4'8"
224 Kilograms
63% body fat.
FeloniousMonk13
Wait which one is Metcalf
ongabonga
The one with the metal calves.
cxmpxsxd
I think it's the guy in the shirt...
ledomelor
D.K. Metcalf (right)
Pyrokneticbeavr
Should be meetcalf for you since you haven't met him yet.
509tigerfish
or meatcalf
M4Firefly
no doctor with half a brain would claim that. anyone who has been at the gym knows that a 15% is already damn good
daliamonra
He is just 4.3% body fat amd 95.7% elephant excrement.
t9dawg
I believe them. He's 4.8% fat and 95.2% shit.
duffman3335
He IS 5% body fat. The other 95% is FECAL MATTER.
RigidGristle
WarlockSniper
That's an insult to pigs, really.
Kyen155
ByronGetronfree
White House doctors: I got bleach and raccoon penis.
Everyonesfavorite
They meant 48% body fat. Not 4 . 8
ReverseSyzygy
forty-eight percent, maybe
did the doctor learn math percentages from RFK jr.?
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MidasClaw
It's true using Trump math! 600%
friendsofsandwiches
Seems more like 48% body fat, but sure.
DK looks more like .5% body fat.
He looks like he should be in an old spice commercial.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
Is your man that kind of man that can bake you a cake in the custom kitchen that he built with his own hands?
zoltarpanaflex
Considering rump's nonsense math skillz, he doubtless has the decimal in that body fat percentage in the very wrong place. Surely he means 48% body fat.
JayDeeDubs
They were using Trump Math! Now with not understanding percentages!
M4Firefly
no doctor with half a brain would claim that. anyone who has been at the gym knows that a 15% is already damn good
Dracology
You see if only 4.8% of your body isn't fat, then thats 4.8% body fat!
RuffyRuffHausen
They're gonna have to sell so many new books for mathclass. You're going to be tired of winning i tells ya!
TheCryptid
Alternative math! Duh!
WarlockSniper
Ah, like alternative facts!
TheCryptid
bingo!
cjorl
Shit, I'm 6'4", 400 lbs and like 30% cookie dough and I look better than Trump
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHRwajFnYWVjZjQyaGx0YXRteHQyZDF2Znc4cXIwaDdiYnRmcnV6MSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9mtE009hcWPOesk8C4/200w.webp
Ac1dBurn72
Look y'all.
Neither of these people are 5% body fat.
DK is likely 8-10%. Which is where most NFL players live, as you're lean and light, but not unhealthy. 5% body fat is what pro bodybuilders walk on stage around (some a bit higher than that) and at that level the striations on damn near EVERY muscle are visible.
You also can only be that lean for about 3 days before it's detrimental to your health.
Let's not spread lies. That's the other teams play.
Resistance1000
eadanke
Too true
Ac1dBurn72
Also.... Getting stage lean SUCKS.
The Henry Cavill interview where he talks about smelling water is pretty similar.
You're running hot from tons of cardio, but because your BF% is so low, you're cold AF. You have to pee constantly, because you're drinking 2-3 gallons of water a day. You also have no reserves so you're exhausted from 2-3 workouts a day.
But. You look INCREDIBLE. And it's the culmination of 6 months of work.
raitchison
Funny thing is the guy on the right would be considered overweight based on the BMI charts.
Mohareb
People love to point that out and nobody is in doubt if one is muscular or fat when they exceed bmi
modus0
Only because you can see a picture of them. If all you had was gender, height, and weight, you wouldn't know how much of that weight was muscle and how much was fat.
tuckathanJay
"Overweight" and "Fat Piece of Shit" aren't synonyms.
raitchison
It was more a comment about how stupid the BMI charts are especially for taller people.
tuckathanJay
Not tryna argue. Just like saying fat piece of shit when making a reference to....that fat piece of shit.
raitchison
For sure, to be clear that fat piece of shit is likely 5'10" and well north of 250#, without an ounce of muscle.
GenXHippie
Oh he’s about 6’ 1” I think, but as someone who once weighed 475lbs, I know 315 when I see it.
veedubfreak
I'm 5'9 205. Trump is every bit of 300 pounds or more
f4yellowjacket
100% false. Body mass index puts anyone below 18% as "unhealthy low body fat". Ideal (healthy) body fat is 18% - 25%. Over-weight is 25% - 30% and obese is 30% or higher. Spreading inaccurate information like 5% BMI is considered overweight is reckless and dangerous for people with body dysmorphia.
foreverinchains
BMI has been repeatedly discredited as a measure of health.
The only metrics it uses are height and weight, and there are a huge number of complicating factors that are simply ignored.
A person can have a high enough BMI rating to be considered obese and still have less than 20% body fat.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC293/">https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2930234/
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https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/265215
https://www.henryford.com/blog/2023/11/how-bmi-is-flawed-and-race-gender-and-age-based#
raitchison
I specifically said the "BMI Charts" which is VERY different than actual body mass index. FTR I just checked and at 6'3" 230# the BMI chart puts this guy at 28.7 which is closer to "obese" than healthy. Try it yourself if you don't believe me https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/calculate-your-bmi
My comment was just to point out how ridiculously inaccurate the BMI charts are especially for taller people.
f4yellowjacket
I understand your comment and I know it didn't come from a bad place. I have experience with people who have had body dysmorphia. Apologize for jumping on you. Have a nice day.
raitchison
Trust me I get it. I'm 6'5" and the one time I got down (just barely) to "normal" on the BMI charts (209) people kept asking if I was OK I looked so emaciated.
f4yellowjacket
Those charts are grossly inaccurate. They have his % written right there. If he is 5% (which is unlikely probably in high teens) they would have had to measure it hydrostatically. Regardless people see an image of a muscular man who is very fit with a clear label saying 5% body fat then hear comments that they're considered overweight is a dangerous message.
raitchison
I was very clear in what I was referring to.