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nimroPandaTerror
I prefer the real Caliope
HeroHadley
"And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs."
Prinnly
I had a thing for every last one of them
Catsconcert
What about the other 4 muses?
MajorasFall
*ahem* WHO PUTS THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR??!?!?!
Avilan1972
HER CU LESS!!!
RalphtheMagnif
Who puts the "Glad" in Gladiator?
shortwarrior
HUNKULES
erickwhite9
And that's the gospel truth
rosecrystal
ilookfuckingcool
@HockeyFighter69
HockeyFighter69
And knowing is half the battle
Ruaridhb
I would like to see the Queer Eye guys play these in a live action remake
MermaidOfAnxiety
JoleneJoleneJoleneJoleeene
Not a day goes by I’m glad the Spice Girls flaked in accepting this role.
SpiderDetective
Favorite Disney film EVER
UsuallyARabbit
“And that's the gospel truth” <- why didn't you use this as the title @OP?
aiuta219
My favorite muse isn't shown. Erato is the muse of epic poetry.
CatWheezle
As well as epic poetry, Erato is also the muse of all other expressions of tedium and ennui, such as carefully categorizing navel lint.
709FoxtrotGolf
Dreams are for rookies
kingsfold
That hairdo on Calliope tho....
Venom0861
And now I've forgotten. But thanks always love Greek Mythology
dmjalund
Hercules is a male Disney Princess ™ - Change My Mind
Sahrelli
I thought comedy and drama were the same thing in ancient Greece
SkyVINS
I delight at all manifestations of the tarpsichorean muse
BobPossum
*later* WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP!?
mintyfreshismygod
And practice some airy persiflage, I see.
SkyVINS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A
cogburnd02
Eee, I were all 'ungry-like!
Conser1
Well, bless my soul...
Buffalowingman
Their singing is some of my favorite Disney tunes
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
ZERO TO HERO
Rogahar
If I had two wishes, one would be for Morgan Freeman to narrate my life, the other would be for the Muses to sing the key moments.
airbender26
https://youtu.be/sCoJvu8PF7Q
weischbier
May you be blessed with all the spoils and riches!
aiuta219
Epics traditionally begin with the invocation of a muse. I've always done it when I wrote a greeting card for my best friend. She noticed
6war6scry6
Sounds like she's in porn
thepedanticgamer
O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend. The brightest heaven of invention
FoxPesdassi
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act, and monarchs to behold the swelling scene.
NotACanadian
You invoked a muse? I'm not sure how that works.
aiuta219
After the third one and told me "our friendship really is epic!" And I was proud she noticed my completely private joke.
ineedtotalkaboutsomethings
This sound like the start of a good love story.
aiuta219
It is, for a very particular kind of love.
NotACanadian
*Plato silently nods*
TherealNotSid
Fun fact: this movie was so inaccurate to Greek mythology that it was banned in Greece
draconiadd3
That's not true
ellert0
"Will you listen to him? He's making this story sound like some Greek tragedy!" "Lighten up dude." "We'll take it from here darling."
SalmySwims
For real? Gonna look into that. The banning part- I knew it was inaccurate when it first came out.
Phormio
First movie I ever saw at the cinema.Definitely not banned in Greece.
SteelDragonKiryu
Sauce? The only thing I can find is a single website with a lengthy tale of woe and a blurb on wiki that just says they couldn't premier1/2
SteelDragonKiryu
it at Pnyx Hill. Nothing definitively claiming it was outright banned(though it was critically panned by them).
JamesSylar
It is as inaccurate as it is awesome. So yes, pretty inaccurate.
berserk
But a great movie. Used to watch it with my kids. Still a better love story that twilight.
goodisunpopular
Would have been pretty weird for a Disney movie if the main character suddenly just went ape-shit and killed his wife and kids..
TlalocTemporal
On the other hand, the story of Disney's Hercules is a trainwreck.
retnab
...but I'm an action figure!
michealikruhara0110
Other Fun Fact; The writers of Moana were advised by local experts, and while inaccurate it follows the themes of their culture pretty well.
MaraSaurusRekt
It's not so much inaccurate as it is a blending of several varied cultures that all stem from similar ideals.
michealikruhara0110
Yeah, but the character Moana is 100% fictional. The rest is a mismatch of cultures, and some have different versions of the same stories.
thatwastooclose
Hunny you mean hunk-ules
Gifwrapped
More like Jerk-ules!
JakSandrow
https://youtu.be/WuzBpuiXnu4
jennym123
I heard that.
TurkeySlapa
Wooohoo I’d like to make some sweet... ACCHHTTTULLY
shortwarrior
Akshully
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
OUR STORY, actually begins far before Hercules. Many eons ago....
xmessifcb10x3
BACK WHEN THE WORLD WAS NEW...
strideout
The planet Earth was down on its luck
lawrencejefferson92
And everywhere, gigantic brutes called Titans ran amuck.
DGUERRERO
Ester Psicore
ugn1
¿Esther Píscore? ¿Quién es? No, no la conozco yo… No, no, me acordaría porque yo tengo buena memoria para la… Esther Píscore, ¿qué tal es,
ugn1
es simpática? Bueno, bah, no me importa ¿está buena?, digo… Esther Píscore, con ese nombre no debe pasar inadvertida, ¿no?… Esther Píscore,
ugn1
¡ja ja! Acá está Esther Píscore
Schmuck4hire
Wait, Muse of History? As in, "re-telling" History? Or did her work kind of spill over with the Fates?
WilliamKeith
Telling and studying history. A museum is, in a somewhat literal sense, a temple where the muses are exalted, especially her.
Sh4dowWalker96
... I never made that connection. Muse, museum.
Schmuck4hire
Oh shit, I'd have never put that together. Sincerely, thank you. That is genuinely intriguing.