I got lunch for you

Nov 29, 2016 1:23 AM

TheRedMyth

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Ah yes, "here let me destroy this birds population for you, hahahaha"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

that bird had a family and they will never get over this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Kitteh loves you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prepare this for me pitiful hooman. Perhaps I shall leave you the bones!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah fuck this post. It's great to see native animals getting killed due to irresponsible owners...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

OMG... That looks exactly like my cat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

lets see, my moms cat brought home moles, voles, bats, birds, mice(always half eaten, always) bunnies, squirrels, chipmunks, and a ferret.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should train it to get you Pizza @OP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That derp face!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This is why I'm a cat person.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 11

Mmm tastes like avian flu

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

All my cat kills is paper and those booties you put over your shoes at a open house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fangs!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

now you have to eat it..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Eat the cat to establish dominance.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Cats are pretty sure humans are dumb kittens... can't hunt, won't hunt, and then, does not know what to eat. (from a note my cat left me)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you HAVE to let your cat roam, put a bell on it so he's not devastating wildlife populations. It's not cute.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Well, when you have some substantiable numbers to support that widely held and factually incorrect assertion, get back to us.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Awh your kitty made a friend!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

HURRY UP AND LET ME IN!! This thing tastes like crap, I need to gently rest it on your pillow ASAP!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He's so proud.

9 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 5

Did u just assume its gender

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My dad has never been as proud of me as that cat is right now

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks asshole.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

He doesn't think you can fend for yourself

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 7

Why do so many believe that absurd myth? It gets tiring.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

You're a shitty hunter, cat probably

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

A hoonter must hoont

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat, definitely

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He looks so concerned as to whether or not you will like his gift!

9 years ago | Likes 236 Dislikes 5

Know that look! Mine will leave birds/mice etc. on our pillows to show off.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He needs scritches!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

do..do you like it? I mean if you don't thats okay you can always return it at the mall.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

"The sacrifice is not worthy?"

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

He is asking you to the cat prom and he couldn't remember if sparrows or finches were your favorite.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I love this comment.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can we not try make cats killing wildlife a cute thing? It's bloody irresponsible pet ownership.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 18

Seriously.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

??

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Humans are wild animals, therefore so are cats even when they are somebodies pet. So how is this different to a Lion eating a Gazelle?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Introduced species, it's is a containable pet not wild.. lots of reasons, but you could justify too many terrible things with that logic

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I justify everything by that logic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Sure but it's entirely unrealistic. Say if you want to avoid the collapse of an ecosystem, there are realities of introduced pest species

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Humans are Animals. The internet = Anthills. It's nothing but realistic

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also, if we didn't live in cities then they'd all be forest, wild cats would live in the forests and the birds would die.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Can we try to remember to that cat, you are a family member who doesn't hunt, and your house and cat are where a wild cat used to live?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

As in house cats are filling a biological predator gap that humans have created? Because that is not the case in a clear majority of places

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1.) The clear majority? Seeing as we colonised all the wildcat territories and killed most of them off, as can be seen by the remainder

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

3.) some numbers to support the frankly preposterous 'majority of places'.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

2.) interbreeding with the cats that have followed us, and we've kept around because they primarily hunt *rodents*, I'd like you to provide

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I read somewhere that domestic kittehs were responsible for near decimation of some species of wild birds.

9 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 5

What you read is basically conjecture, with no actual methodology worth a damn. Also, completely neglecting the wildcats they've replaced.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That's cuz house cats generally dont have to hunt to survive, so when they kill it's often for sport. They've perfected boredom hunting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now, what other species does that sound like, that there are 7 billion of running round the planet, with tools for that job..?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Except on islands, it's bullshit. Any numbers that people put forth are wildly inflated inferences from studies done in very specific (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

1.) I'm sick of reddit-educated dicks downvoting this kind of thing. The reality is that the total cat population as house animals in almost

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

conditions that aren't conducive to such extrapolation. The fact is that small birds of the type cats kill die like crazy regardless, (2/?)

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

2.) nation state (except North Korea) is much lower than the natural population density of the wildcats they're essentially replacing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

and any time you can point to an even remotely credible instance of extinction where cats are involved, more digging will invariably (3/?)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

3.) because we fucked their habitat. Last time I checked, cats don't drive bulldozers or log for a living. The amount domestic cats kill

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

show that human influence was the primary cause of the extinction, and the only influence of cats was to hasten an inevitable end. (4/?)

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

4.) is far below that which would be consumed had we not turned up and shit things up. But no, most biologists have no statistics in their

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

On the other hand, in the case of cats introduced to islands without endemic terrestrial predators, yes, that's a huge problem.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Over 33 extinctions because of cats, yes. Terrible damage to surviving populations as well.

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 6

Please, stop spreading bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Im sorry? What bullshit are you speaking of?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Do you have any actual falsifiable data to demonstrate that, or did you read it in the Daily Mail/hear it from Andy Parsons?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Not this cobblers again. The two sources in the report you quote are discredited *estimates* with no presented methodology. Try again.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Further, repeatedly insisting that replacement of wild with a *smaller number* of housecats is an anthropogenic disaster is flawed at best.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Housecats don't behave like bobcats or other wild species, at all. It is utterly ludicrous to assume that millions of domestic and feral

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

cats don't have a severe impact on populations of wild bird, mammal, and small reptile. They live and breed at high densities and take a

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

They are, in many cases, an invasive nuisance that needs to be eradicated, with all the vigor of feral swine or burmese pythons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

wide variety of prey. There impact is of course greater in insure environments, but they do a great deal of damage even on the mainland.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

It's getting really old seeing people post pictures of their cats killing birds. It's not cute, it's irresponsible.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 15

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What is a person to do? Force their cat to stay indoors forever, and watch as it slowly kills the cat's soul?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Get them a bell! That way the birds hear them coming, plus kitty gets to go outside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat outweighs the importance of native bird species not dying, yes I feel it's irresponsible. (2/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it much different than forcing a naturally solitary animal to live with you? If you think the entertainment you get from owning a (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Educate me, no sarcasm... How is it irresponsible they're just doing what they instinctually do?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You'll be told they're invasive species, but given that there would be about 3 million wild cats in the UK without humans here, then, no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

You see one cat killing one bird. Think bigger.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Less than ten percent of cats actively hunt, for a start. So that would be equivalent to less than 6% of the natural wildcat pop. of the UK.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Cats are an introduced species. They kill millions of native animals, not to survive (they get fed at home) but for fun.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

My cat pretty much just kills Starlings, an invasive, damaging species. Mind you that's because there's pretty much only starlings here now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unless you have a GoPro strapped to your cat, you have no idea just how much it kills or injures when it's out of sight.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bingo. They're not native, they're invasive. I'm a cat lover, but mine stay in the house. That's responsible.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yes, introduced to *human areas that destroyed the habitat and population of wild cats that lived there before*.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Do you think wild bobcats/Panthers hunt songbirds?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cats caused the extinction of the Stephens Island wren.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Hell if birds are stupid enough to get caught, well done cat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

They lived on a remote island with no natural land predators. It's like expecting you to survive and alien attack.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't it a cat not cats plural?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's apocryphal and probably not true.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

One of the few cases with actual, credible evidence of cats being the cause of the extinction. Nearly all others are in similar cases (1/?)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Ah, I see the gormless assholes are downvoting you again. Wouldn't it be nice to live in a world without actual data to support conclusions?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ah, I see the gormless assholes are downvoting you again. Wouldn't it be nice to live in a world without actual data to support conclusions?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Isolated islands without endemic terrestrial predators, things like that. Stranded sailors accidentally introduce rats, rats decimate (2/?)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

bird population, some "helpful" soul introduces cats to control rats, cats kill rats, finish off the bird population. In all other (3/?)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

cases where cats are claimed as the cause of an extinction (i.e. cases not on a small, isolated island), the evidence is not nearly (4/?)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2