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May 28, 2019 12:34 AM
Averyveryboredhighschoolteacher
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1967
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Woohoo first time most viral. Send nudes pls
kapitioctopus
So are children... and people.
PiGiSpi
lmao lots of salty parents here
JanoahDavis42688
EmeraldLight
If only I could get sterilized, but despite being 32, I will "change my mind" and "regret not being able to have kids that you'll commit
EmeraldLight
suicide." Yes, that happened.
Bananamilkcereal
As a parent, I concur.
obsoleterubixcube
As a non parent, I agree
GrampaJack
And hooray!
HodgeNPodge
I want another one.
HolyHellJezebel
Yeah, seriously don't have kids.
SassyRobotOverlords
As a single woman, I abstain and concur.
wheeledPhoto
It's not a conspiracy theory if it's fact.
thatdudethatslonely
I guess I’m lucky, I can’t even get laid and I’m 30, so kids will never be a issue for me...
imakeurglassesfoggy
As a parent:
RandAIFlagg
Parents: oh man being a parent is so fucking hard it's so intense, look at all the bullshit I gotta deal with. WHAT?! You don't want kids?!
CalvinisHobbes
Yeah, parent here. I try to work this into at least 5 conversations a day... don’t really have much else to talk about
MrsRodriguez
I find most of the boring people in my life had children first because they had nothing else going for them. Sounds like you,
CalvinisHobbes
My name has been changed to dad. Also, the other day, after my kid puked all over me, they said, I love you dad.” So yep, pretty boring
qtRaven
Children are advertisements for Birth Control.
KatInTheCorner
Sex educator here. Also the patch, shot, ring, IUD, and implant (last two are 99.99% effective!). That's not even counting surgical options!
StevieTheAussie
With how many issues the rising global population is causing, wouldn’t surprise me to see governments trying to discourage having kids.
EmeraldLight
Fuck that. They want people to spawn as much as possible so they can harvest more taxes.
StevieTheAussie
AtlasRook
I was pretty sure China already did that...
saphire4higher
I find the parent dumps inspiring! They make me look forward to the crazy and funny parts of having kids.
Bonermuffin
It really makes life worth living
IAmTheBadW01f
Any pill is a birth control pill if you take enough of them!
IGetWetDreamsAboutTonyStark
I have always loved kids and now that I'm a mom I even love them more. To each their own.
IsolatedThinker
I used to get frustrated with all the child hate on here but now im just glad my kids dont have to go to school with yalls would be kids 1/2
IsolatedThinker
2/2 since they would be little assholes whose parents spend all thier time and money on music festivals and recreational outrage.
MrsRodriguez
And I'm glad I haven't had a child that has to go to school with a person whose adult parent uses the word "y'all"
IsolatedThinker
Honestly, we are all happy you didnt have kids. We have way more assholes in this world then we need, so props to you for not passing it on
myhappyanonplace
Watch a diarreia diaper change . Abstinence may be ur new birth control
Yeld69
Most imgurians hate the idea of becoming parents. That's fine! It's not a job just anyone can handle.
MrsRodriguez
It's not a job lol
Bonermuffin
They shouldn’t have kids anyway!
Yeld69
I agree. No idea why you got downvoted. If someone is not eager to have kids, they really shouldn't.
Bonermuffin
I guess prob because most using this aren’t that mature haha
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
My aunt once told me that I was the poster child for abortion.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
wow, that's shitty, I'm sorry that happened to you
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
That was just her type of humor, she didn't mean it in any demeaning way. The funny thing is that she is staunchly pro life.
Naemless
And vasectomies. ~$700 (or free if your insurance isn't complete shit like mine) for a lifetime of near-zero worry.
AtlasRook
Even for all I put up with, I love my kids and couldn't be happier.
MrsRodriguez
"for all I put up with".. Simmer down Karen your a mom not a prison guard.
BismuthSA
Kids in general are already contraceptive adverts
Bonermuffin
So are some adults
BismuthSA
Very true
banz111
In high school sex Ed, we had to come up with a budget to account for a baby. The expensiveness of it was a great deterrent for me.
Bonermuffin
So push yourself to make more money. After I had kids I did just that and now I make way more than I ever would have
banz111
Or... And hear me out... Push yourself to make more money you can enjoy by not having kids.
Bonermuffin
Life better with kids
thanatos777
Vasectomies are more effective and a lot less trouble in the long-run.
Bonermuffin
Vasectomies are for the ones who’s genes shouldn’t pass on anyway
filben7
The potential side effects are scary.
Naemless
Also *wayy* less risky than female sterilization.
Naemless
or giving birth! I wish Imgur would let you edit comments, I keep thinking of more things to add.
Naemless
So are the potential side-effects of unprotected/less-protected sex.
Bonermuffin
You mean kids? Second best thing in life honestly. Next to unprotected sex. That’s the best you should try it
Naemless
I always do... or in another sense I never do. I'm permanently protected ?
Bonermuffin
Yea but what comes out? Not as much that’s for sure sounds less satisfying
MostAwesomeAveragePerson
Wow imgurians really hate kids. It's like they've forgotten that they were once kids themselves...
MrsRodriguez
That is the stupidest attempt at an argument I've ever seen lol.
MostAwesomeAveragePerson
I take it you're new here :)
Bonermuffin
They are biased.. they haven’t even tried life with kids
MostAwesomeAveragePerson
But they like to brag about what life is like without kids. As if parents never experienced life without kids :)
filben7
Im still trying to figure out why people feel entitled to just make new people. Just bring a new person into existence.
filben7
Why the hell would you do that? Make a person just to suffer and die? Stop it, its insane!
Bonermuffin
Then humans die off. Some of them should like the ones that don’t like kids haha
filben7
Good, we are just fucking everything up anyway.
Bonermuffin
I think it’s one of the main purposes of life to pass on your genes
MrsRodriguez
No dude we evolved passed passing on our genes for the benefit of our race when we started creating vaccines.
Bonermuffin
Without reproduction we go extinct almost instantaneously. It’s the mechanism used by all forces of evolution
Bonermuffin
Then same goes for agriculture and technology. It’s all part of our evolution
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Was. We've evolved past that. We've created other things to get fulfilment from life. Some evolutionary lagers still "want/need" kids.
Yeld69
We have evolved past that indeed! What used to be parenthood and responsibility is now Call of Duty and cheese!
Bonermuffin
Still need reproduction for evolution if will always be the greatest gift of life
Bonermuffin
Sorry can’t evolve past a necessary thing for life dumbass
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
You don't have to attack me personally, that's rude. And it's not necessary for our life. Tell me one other creature besides us and pandas1/
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
That routinely don't desire to have as many children as possible.
Bonermuffin
Apologies but as a parent, I feel I’m doing the right thing raising my children. Saying people reproducing are evolutionary laggers is false
kissmyassets
Don't forget IUD. Love my IUD.
analnipple666
Same. Praise the copper. Best $150 I've spent in my adult life thus far.
kissmyassets
I have the plastic mirena. The pills made me aggressive/ dangerous. Too much hormones all at once.
analnipple666
Sheesh, I'm sorry you went through that. I've never taken the pills, for fear of that very reason.
kissmyassets
I was snapping at strangers, being mean toward my boyfriend, almost hit him. I wasn't sure if it was a bad day or the pills. Took two months
analnipple666
Ugh I was always skeptical of messing with my body's chemicals. Figure it knows how to regulate itself, I'd rather not mess with it. >>
kissmyassets
Once I figured it out, I immediately stopped it to see if it was in fact the pills. My mood drastically changed back. I got iud. Felt free.