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“They were going down to see how close they could get…”
They found out…
https://alaskapublic.org/2024/05/21/homer-man-dies-in-moose-attack/
mohavewolfpup
Good, one less voteR
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Yeeeah moose will fucking kill you, did you never read the Hatchet books?
n3ckr0mantic
Yep. As an Alaskan; moose are often just as scary as bears.
jalcantara88127001
SciFiGuy2018
Did the moose tag it's kill?
immunity
Age seldom correlates to wisdom.
Da3n
That's a bit harsh for a guy just trying to get in camera range.
heyletsbefriends
yeah really unreasonable of the moose, she really shouldve been more understanding, its just a photo.
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
itsallaboutthecones
I swear I read mother goose at first and only found it slightly unlikely.
killymcmurder
Chawzilla
Thought that said "Another moose" when I first read that. I was like "fuck, why do Homer men keep fucking around with moose?"
hatethisbit
What's a Homer man?
TheJomsborgViking
You know... some of the best nature photography isn't because idiot with Camera got real close.. it's because they spent a lot on their gear and zoomed all the way in, and took the photos from a distance for safety.
LisaSimps0nsDr3aM
… and not to interfere with the object.
NomDeImguerre
D'Oh!
VibratingNipples
soon
WhatUpDog3000
Homer Man.
CaviaPorcellus
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
A moöse once bit my homer
JoeMalmsteen
Definite FAFO moment.
purgruv
Keep that up and maybe one day you'll Find Out…
DodgyMerchant
He realised that no moose is good moose?
Brhino
How do you know how close you can get to a moose and her calves? It's simple. Gradually get closer until the moose kills you, then stay slightly farther away than that.
LookaSquirrelbus
He's still waiting to respawn
TheUglyGuy
Why does this sound like Calvin's dad explaining how they calculate the load limits for bridges?
Sooner70
That clearly won't work. No, you must convince your friend to gradually get closer until the moose kills your friend... then stay slightly farther away than that.
Valtrith
Omg genius
420supercoolusername69
“As of Sunday, troopers are still investigating the incident and the exact cause of death.”
TheUglyGuy
Cause of Death: Stupidity. Oh, and getting the shit stomped out of him by a 3,000lb pissed off mama moose!
ClutterMonkey
Cause of Death: Blunt force trauma, deceased attempted to wrestle a meat tank powered by maternal instinct.
keyblader1985
Moose. The cause is moose.