It's arguably the most useful to a smoker, since most smokers slip their lighter into the pack for safe keeping/convenience once they've made enough room. With that thing, you can literally buy a pack, open it, grab a cig, light it, and then slip the lighter in immediately.
tinydog
I like the clickety clacks.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Darlek Cock!
SixSixxtySix
He didn’t try hard enough with the peanut.
Sebastopol140
His collection is fire!
foxpotate
spittleteets
TSA loves this
ParaspriteHugger
I miss novelty stuff that actually worked.
Wright2k
Hey! Anybody got a light?
2B4UALL
The gasoline can and the butane gas bottle are the most suggestive
extraDimensionalAnxiety
No, Paige.
theyallwenttoMexico
The wallet is MAGIC!
funone77
Lost it at the garlic
BillyBobJimJoeJames
Which gas produces green flames?
jaybear33
The goddamn peanut. :-DD
vonKaiser
vibspara
Is it cake?! No, it's a lighter
3rdoption
The garlic needs fluid.
ziralien
Oh god, I think half the smokers ever have that cigarette one.
thatlamer
It's arguably the most useful to a smoker, since most smokers slip their lighter into the pack for safe keeping/convenience once they've made enough room. With that thing, you can literally buy a pack, open it, grab a cig, light it, and then slip the lighter in immediately.
Slugsie
OK, great, do you have anything that isn't a lighter? A bulb of garlic? OK, fine.
mrmartini
Keeps vampires from bumming a light
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
Pocket Garic Is important!
TheZommie
the wallet one looks like a really cool way to burn your hand
FlyingGiantElk
Call it a prank wallet for pickpockets. It’s not *our* fault your took our precious novelty lighter.
CrisprCAS
That's not a lighter it's arson waiting to happen
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
I would so much enjoy having it stolen and listening for the inevitable shriek all the time
Volpe42
Its to teach people to stop blowing money
TheFuckfaceWhisperer
Is that like the tattoo on a penis of a $100 bill?
ElectricSlideOrchestra
By burning it?
Volpe42
You're hand when you go to whip it open