I can’t read without my glasses

Jul 24, 2026 2:48 PM

MyNameGifOreilly

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Pretty sure that this guy is a dad.

1 week ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Id be concerned with the dead dog in the street there

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I read it without even seeing it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now this is good classic comedy. Or, camera guy just filmed to watch this guy die.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost a 400 dollar hand cart.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sensible chuckle

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was great. I laughed out loud, with the sounds and everything, threw my head back a bit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That face at the end. "This is how I go out?"

Of course it is, buddy. Of course it is.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

v

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6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love the nigerian accent! so hilarious

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

v

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I miss fozzy so bad

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10/10. That was perfect.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I liked it. Nice delivery

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He just keeps going

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He needs his glasses. HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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same vibes lol

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He got the message rather quic..

1 week ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

LOL funny

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did you forget your auxiliary toolkit?

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As a child I thought that quicksand would be a much bigger threat than it has turned out to be.

1 week ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 9

Tbf, sand mining areas tend to be much better fenced off now. I bet if we had a habit of climbing those fences we'd experience a lot more quicksand.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is most dangerous in tidal estuaries, when you are out on the sands at low tide, then get fucked for getting back above high water line before the tide swamps you.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ACID RAIN

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Acid rain was 100% real. Luckily anti-pollution regulations stopped it.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop, Drop & Roll

I really thought I’d be spending more of my adult life on fire.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got stuck in some mud once that is someone hadn't been with me I might have been in trouble. It was cold out I sunk straight to mid thigh

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This and the Bermuda Triangle and weird guys handing out candy from vans.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That depends entirely on where you live. Though to be fair, I thought quicksand was only found in the jungles from the old Tarzan shows, but it turns out that quicksand is prevalent in the desert - where I live. If you go off roading, it is a very real danger that you have to be aware of.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the need to stay out of abandoned buildings even in rural areas, due to the likelihood of child molesters hiding there.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I require going to the office with my flying car as I was told to.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And free drugs.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still looking for those vans.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As an adult this has to be the #1 most common comment.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that and flesh eating ants. i blame macgyver for that

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Peter Jurasik was in that episode!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AH, Vir!

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moon faced assassin of joy.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an adult, did you think you'd be repeating the same internet lines like an activated sheep as often?

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

It is a tradition that must be upheld

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Says the person whose entire life is just bitter emotional responses, not exactly setting any kind of standard for behavior.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hah,i'm far from a monolith. My output is generally based upon the input. Rereading the same comments i've seen ad nauseum generaly evokes a bitter response as repetition annoys me

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Proudly willfully ignorant.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Listen, friend: while I agree with the (less rude) essence of your thought, I also keep it to myself, don't yuck everyone's yum, even if it's incredibly trite at this point. No need to voice those thoughts on a public forum; just ignore the same hackneyed comments and read on. Insulting some random community member by calling them sheep hopefully isn't helping you feel better about it, nor is it likely to change anyone else's behaviour. And doubling down on it like that isn't productive, either.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it gives me joy

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quicksand and piranhas.

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I mean, they are as troublesome as we imagined, just not as common

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a child I thought they would be much more common.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Killer bees

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess you played Tomb Raider 3 as a child

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Volcanoes.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and quicksand piranhas

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Snakes on a plane, pet cemetery, holidays in Cambodia, feeding certain pets after midnight, saying bloody Mary in a mirror, stepping on a crack .....

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sharks in the deep end of the pool

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the Bermuda Triangle.

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0