DocRock61
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Let's Get this Bastard!
Jan 4, 2023 8:22 PM
DocRock61
87848
801
27
Let's Get this Bastard!
soulseekbob2320
Looks suspiciously like Kevin McCarthy
Harryteeters
triflersNeedNot
Hello FBI? It was U.S. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene.
TumeniHits
Compare the shoes to MTG following the school shooting activist
Hexogen
As a non-American, I was so fucking confused. What does this have to do with Magic: The Gathering?!
RAJrios
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Marjorie%20Taylor-Greene
downrightmike
Probaly voted for Trump, start there.
geneticeffects
MTG — I can hear them planning it now: “Nobody would expect you — a woman — to be able to complete the task. But you do xfit!”
ZombeyHepburn
Jan 5, 2021
qroniq14
Guarantee that this person is white and republican. Most likely a proud boy or some other shite.
EggFooYung
Not gonna be much help. The pics were taken with a potato.
Drakhma
I know that person!, he is a man!, he lives in that area, and idk anything else! lol
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Go to the local hardware stores looking for who purchased the materials. Then circle outward to other stores. They'll get him, no worries
killernat
so I can sell pipe bombs to the FBI for half a million? time to go the the plumbing supplier
DidItForScience
I wouldn't recommend it. Your reading comprehension is so bad that you'd probably get arrested by the feds Or laughed out for shitty bombs.
Homer1691
gotta wonder if this is gonna start a black market of ppl planting pipe bombs so they can get a reward, or is this a one time deal?
NKato
It's for evidence specific to the incident in DC during January 6 insurrection. They want to find the who planted bombs at the GOP and DNC.
Banterbuttsmcgee
Is this a tax free reward? Because if it isn't most likely you'll never find them. I'm guessing anyone who knows this asshole will be silent
DidItForScience
You'd still get nearly $300k
tabirdie20110
How much after taxes? Asking for a friend....
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
You can ask to spread the reward over time so that you don't end up in the higher tax bracket.
Bojovnik84
I can turn in a bunch for free FBI. They're sitting members of congress and a former president.
Blazze90
Initially read the title as Half a Milf. haha
Windharp
Hmmm... If I learn how to build one, can I somehow convince them to pay me?
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Sure, the payoff is 20 years in the federal pen, no questions asked
Hawkgirl203
Let’s get this Bastard. Or Bitch.
EclecticEccentric
Damn. I like those shoes. But I do not want to become a suspect.
APuffOfAirTicklingYourNose
sEeMs lIkE ThE KiNd oF ThInG YoU ShOuLd lInK A SoUrCe @op https://twitter.com/FBIWFO/status/1610668073387806720
thewolfman56
Something is wrong with your keyboard.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
oH dOeS iT?
YouWonTheGam3
CannotBeBanned
500k? I'd turn myself in
lovingspace
I'll turn you in, we go 50-50.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
The large number of people in the Twitter thread saying it's MTG is hilarious and awesome!
Therealunsane
It seems it actually was her, and who would be surprised?
koops
I was thinking it was just for the lols but the video evidence comparing her walk cadence to the suspect is compelling!
SenfinaZeit
If I thought she was smart enough to create or use a bomb without blowing herswlf up I might believe it.
Strategicgnomer
Plus, she's doing a great job blowing things up all on her own. Her business, for example.
JAPONfan
Looks like Marjorama Tenenbaum Green
LocketRauncher
Benedizzle Cumbersnizzle?
cw7p9ComputerMagnet
I love benzodiazepine cumbuttsnatch
RAJrios
Leave Butternut Cucumberpatch alone!
FuturamaReferences
Hope they looked into MTG, that fucking Morlock.
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YouTubeRed
Nunyajonesinc
You mean Ku Klux Karen?
Bunhyung
More like a Sleestak
IHaveTheToesIHave
graehall
Hahaha
darthstormer
The fuck did morlocks ever do to you? Don't lump them in with that tire-fire of a person.
Bystandr
Yeah - did you see the Time Machine remake? I thought the head Morlock was kind of nice to the hero.
frostmetal
Hey now! What did tire-fire people do to you? Don’t lump them in with that pirate barnacle of a person!
Wulph421
Hey now! Don't lump barnacle pirates into this! They're nice people! Not like that pillbug-crushing clown of a human
TheSecondPiewackit
They elected MTG.
NightHouseAssociation
Yoooooooooo, what did tire fires ever do to you? They dont deserve that comparison
JamesAHarrod
Dude, tires, or fires don’t deserve to be compared to MTG
Shaodyn
Everyone knows politicians don't actually get in trouble for their crimes. It's not even a crime, it's a "scandal."
Animorphs
Murloc
Pikkupanda
No murloc slander here.
GrogMetron
the fuck did magic the gathering EVER DO TO YOU!!!
P0G0THECL0WN