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cgt9803
If other countries' immigration officers were as shitty as the US's, they would ban entry based on this passport alone.
wearsPantsOften
On behalf of all sane persons on the planet earth not part of the USA, thanks for the warning before entering our countries.
Resistance1000
And it's got pubic hair above the country's name.
Kellibrew87
he has no idea he's a dumb fucking pedophile rapist
StarscreamAndHutch
Welcome to enshitiocracy
nimeton0
dtcb131415
how fucking stupid do we have to be to let that kind of cunty shit persist?
TyPfhhv
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3JrYzdyczh4d2ZleDMybTFwOWRjZjJ2eWRlOG9rcTQ5dGI1ZzJxMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Ra1bmpxpsppNC/200w.webp
Imadethisaccounttopost
He's an idiot, and as my friend put it, looks like he's trying his hardest to shit all over the constitution.
Hawkgirl203
It would be funny if countries refused entry to anyone holding these passports because having one indicated you were really, really stupid.
stabbermcshooty
Dictators really do love to put their ugly mug on everything
XXXSpork
I guess he’s encouraging Americans to behave while traveling abroad? Not sure why he’s welcoming people to another country.
Snooj
So if you have to renew your passport do you get a whole new one or can you renew your existing one? Because mine is expired and no way do I want that piece of shit.
ontarioOT
InablueMule
If only he knew what passports were used for.
HamSlamwich
He kinda stumbled backward into giving good advice. We're pretty poorly viewed on the world stage, so yeah man, if we're gonna travel abroad, we should remember to be good.
Something1Said
We should always be good, rather than out of guilt by proxy, but yeah.
quade
I'm so glad I renewed mine before this shit. If I had to have one of these bullshit passports, I would Sharpie a hitler mustache on him.
torp
Where is it written ?
phyxious562
Yea. I'll wait until his ass is out of office to get my passport. I'm not getting that shit
Pirsquar
How appropriate that he uses that picture of him like Frank Underwood, considering the Kevin Spacey... 'situation'.
F4ndango
Trump makes a lot more sense when you remember he has rapidly advancing dementia.
dingybasement350
And his brain is mush from syphilis.
ViolentlyJaded
It's so stupid, it hurts
SarcasticComment
in fairness, Americans could be better abroad. We don't have an award winning reputation outside of "loudest fucker in public"
Imademyselfsquirtle
This and covfefe are genuinely the only things he has Twittered the rest is by his blonde assistant.
OneMoreLime
It makes perfect sense in the context that he is actively trying to sell US citizenship as a commodity, so in his mind this is part of the promotional material he uses to sell passports to rich arabs.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Apparently, it doesn't say that at all, which elevates his comment to possibly the dumbest thing he has ever said.
And that is a very high bar.
LumpPump
if a bar sinking in mud, mud that represents all the other dumb crap he ever said, is high then sure
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
The problem with lowering the bar is that there is a limit as to how low it can go. By talking about him elevating his levels of stupidity, there is no limit. The bar can, and will until his death, keep going higher and higher.
WeatherWiz
It’s only an America 250 version. So not permanent. Sucks we don’t get a proper commemorative passport.
woodworkerf
Where's the $250 bill? Hahaha!
WeatherWiz
I believe that also will be a commemorative. Whenever it becomes a thing.
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
Apropos...
YoungCore
Welcome to the reality of having a president who does not know how citizenship works.
psmith00
ah, but his handlers know how citizenship works and this is a Freudian slip about their plans to cancel virtually all birthright citizenship in favour of a pay for access citizenship. Trump's $5,000,000 dollar gold card is another clue. only the wealthy will be able to afford citizenship. watch for them starting to talk about revoking the citizenship of natural born Americans. (actually, i thought i heard something about if you had an immigrant grandparent they might revoke your birthright.)
YoungCore
You mean the gold card they sold 1 of and at a discounted $1,000,000?
psmith00
yeah, but you knew where they were going when they started talking about eliminating birthright citizenship and introducing this card near the same time.
Hootykai
This reality shit really has to hurt The Onion.
malachilenomade
A couple of weeks ago, they posted a headline saying they were going under because they couldn't keep up with the level of insanity.
sharK11
where does it say that?
Discgolfing
Well, on the passport, duh. Trust me bro
NonZeroSumGame
He is a very stupid person.
mrsdowneyjr
No no no
EricAirheart
1. Only US well see this, bc Visas are what other countries get to come here.
2. Where does it say it? The only pictures he shared doesn't show it.
I cant see how he can get more incompetent but he continues to lower the bar.
crossingdynasty
I am assuming he intended to have his portrait portray “stern but fair”, he just missed the mark and landed in “please leave my office because I’m about to shit myself” territory.
tdurdon24
the bar no longer exists when it comes to trump.
HearMeFart
It's hard to pinpoint when he threw the bar in a dumpster tbh. Maybe when he made fun of that disabled reporter?
StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff
"The bar was so low it was a tripping hazard in hell, yet here you are with a shovel..."
urusername2
It's his TS post, it's not on the passports. He is just too stupid to understand what a passport is. I'm sure he had a person who took care of such trifles!
emu314159127001
Maybe that's what he thinks it conveys. I still don't see it.
BarryTheCyborg
The bar was low, yet here they are limbo dancing with the devil
JerzeeTomato
AFAIK he said "Welcome, be good" in one of his social media posts showing off the passport. Still an idiot though.
EricAirheart
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXpncm15c2JnYnFmaGVjczE4anI2OGl3YnY5MXUzMm8zZ21icGcxbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/MmEHgygWNvvDW/200w.webp
ionicseraph
And its only the default passport if you apply for one in DC. Everyone else gets the regular non-pedophile passport. you have to opt in if you want it because obviously it had to incorporate some form of grift
dobe0TieDancer
So you can simply drive to say Viginia and just get a normal one?
RichardPotato
Pretty sure he's speaking metaphorically
EricAirheart
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZXpncm15c2JnYnFmaGVjczE4anI2OGl3YnY5MXUzMm8zZ21icGcxbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9/200w.webp
Something1Said
Is the "a guy slashed a 350-foot gash in the reflecting pool with a box cutter" also metaphorical, or maybe is granddad too deep in the dementia to take seriously anymore?
RichardPotato
Ugh you guys with your downvotes. I'm not defending anything. He feels that that's the message it conveys, but isn't saying that specific text appears on the document. It's like "this car says 'I'm compensating for something'" doesn't mean that's written on the car.
EricAirheart
Are you being sarcastic or dumb?
TheRealArclight
Samja192
My question exactly. I've seen half a dozen posts about this and not one actually showed those words in the pic provided
psugab
Are you implying the president lied? Shocking
Rink257
I've heard people say it says it on the back?
interestingmonster
How many people. Millions? Everyone? Are they all talking about it? /s
Rink257
Na, just a few political late night comedians
rowzdowr
It's on the back of the JPEG he posted.