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Jan 9, 2019 4:32 AM

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Well, she is fucking WRONG

Add me to the list. Your toilet paper is wrong.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Fucking disgusting.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is probably the least interesting thing people argue about.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

People are passionate about poop paper positioning.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Mother in law keeps it like that. We're staying with her briefly and I knew it would be difficult but I didn't expect THAT to be the reason.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Unless there lives a cat about.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good god woman, get it right! Everyone should read the instructions that come with TP.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Well... you are wrong about the toilet paper

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

We all know the correct way is vertically on top of the roll holder.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OVER unless you have a cat, then UNDER.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

My cat doesn't use toilet paper. She prefers the litterbox and then licking herself clean.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In addition to the obvious, I also despise people whose roll holder requires partial disassembly to change rolls. http://i.imgur.com/3OZxye

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Why are you taking a dump at peoples houses that you despise?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that bothers me as well to the point where I will take it off the roll entirely and leave it behind the toilet/on top of the toilet.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you own a cat?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

And they are right

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The f'n PATENT shows it the right way, she's an uneducated heathen, who doesn't realize (yet) that way over flips the spider on her leg.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Gif is soft.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No sex for you

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

.... I was seriously thinking about marrying this girl , until one day I went to wipe my ass.

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

One day? What have you been doing all the other times you’ve taken a shite?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well who wipes every single time? Maybe he didn’t need to do it for a while

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It had built up to the point he could no longer ignore it....

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never understood the TP dilemma.... I just put it on however....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It goes the other way!

7 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 11

Not if you are a cat owner

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

or have small schildren

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Close the door?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To those playing the pet card, you're a terrible pet owner.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

Yup. I've got 2 cats, still put it on the right way.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 278 Dislikes 6

Shit posting at its finest

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Nice name

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Right back at you

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't the side touching your back be full of shit? I don't think people gave this enough thought

7 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 5

you have to do the ole shit twist first

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Twist his shit!!!! Twist it!!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You just don't know shit about technology...

7 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I'll have you know, that I am in fact a leading expert in the field of shit technologies. The hours I spent in my private test facilitiy...

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck that

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Because if they didn't, no one would.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Does anyone else here just not care? My gf and I just put the toilet paper in.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I bet you both eat pizza slices and hotdogs from the side and take showers then shit right after, you both should be thrown in a dungeon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, I am such a savage that I don't cut my pizza into slices, I just roll it together and eat it like a durum.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bartender here, all my rolls of register paper has to roll from underneath, I have to have my tp going the same way, am I the only one?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No!!!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with cats, this is how you do it. Let the down votes cometh.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 15

Have had cats all my life and never has the tp orientation either encouraged nor stopped them.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Jun 11, 2024 1:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I do, but where the bathroom is in the house, it gets cold if the door is closed, so we leave it open until it's in use.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's not even just that; it's nonsense to think that putting tp the other way will somehow deter a cat.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not to deter the cat, it's so it won't unravel when they slap it with their paws. Of course, doors work better.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because people with cats are such hostages to their cats that they can't comprehend denying Kitty Shittens their fun

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't have cats but have a kid. They are the same or worse when it comes to TP

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I wonder if any Islamic terrorists have seen this gif and if so, what their reaction was.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That white grandma didn't take out any infidels!" would be my guess.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh, she took out one.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You don't know her life!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her way makes it much harder for a cat to unroll the whole thing.

7 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 14

The only reasonable answer ive ever seen.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it makes it much harder for everybody

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So backwards TP is a sign of a household with an asshole cat. You're not helping your case...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

my cats find it much easier to ruin it that way.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you've ever had a persistent cat you would know that's complete bullshit. And no orientation. Protects from claw marks, which are worse.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is what happens when they cant unroll the whole thing. What is worse?

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, had asshole cat.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... aren't all cats assholes? I'd thought that was an established fact. Was it a *super-asshole* cat?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, she wrecked shit a lot. RIP Pixie, you adorable pain in the ass.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some cat’s are way too lazy to take it this far

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago (deleted Jun 11, 2024 1:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

And the bathroom is where the kitty litter is kept, so the door is always open.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

This guy small apartments.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

in general cats are master infiltrators

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cannot confirm. If a cat wants to fuck something up, a cat is going to fuck something up.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

They have all day and all night to figure out why you're denying them their natural right to destroy so, yeah, can confirm.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats get creative about their fuckery too.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well she is fucking WRONG

7 years ago | Likes 2250 Dislikes 41

Well... C doesn't want to be right

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone at my work hangs all the paper towels this way and I FUCKING HATE THEM.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Unless you have cats.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Don't you people have the little flappy thingies on top of the TP? So they can't simply scratch the roll?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I do not, but I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're telling me you've never seen these?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one begrudging exception to the otherwise universal fundamental rule.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 1

Perhaps it’s a rear view

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

You just saved my ass in future arguments. Showed to my wife and she was speechless. I think I won... Or am single... Can't tell...

7 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yes but the other way is how cat owners should do it so the little fucks can’t unroll it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And this is exactly why we can't have the roll the right way. The correct way is patented.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are we just gonna gloss over that username?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Still would...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

Delete your account, you pathetic excuse for an Imgurian!

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same here. I'd just sneakily flip the roll when she wasn't looking ;-D

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

...24

7 years ago | Likes 2709 Dislikes 17

Ya c is incorrect about toilet paper.. But... Free country.. So c can do whatever freak thing c wants in her bathroom, at least

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 16

c?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

C = she. (i don't like it either)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Over 1000

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya. shes going to want to go ahead and make a new account.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...26

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

...28

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thousand

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

I’m gonna frame this and hang it over the toilet paper holder!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She’s patently incorrect and her reverse engineering will not go unnoticed!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When my husband pisses me off I put all of the toilet paper rolls on backwards and put all of the toothpaste in the tube at the bottom.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You monster!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s some serious passive aggressive shit there. Next time, replace the rolls with empty ones then repeat when he puts on fresh ones.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you my wife?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

931

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

932

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...27

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/X3bcV3l

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Ah, found the Australian.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

...25

7 years ago | Likes 320 Dislikes 2

26 now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 1

updoot

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is incredibly under appreciated..

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

26!

7 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 2

oh, you guys contacted her, didja/

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...& 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 8

Found the one who sets the new roll on top

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

27 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

28

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

It's not wrong if you have cats that like to unroll it. ALL THE TIME

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

... Learn to close the bathroom door, and don't leave a cat-sized gap under the door. Knocking is enough to tell if the shitter is occupied.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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