Jan 9, 2019 4:32 AM
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inolongercareaboutthis
Add me to the list. Your toilet paper is wrong.
puffyjacket69
Fucking disgusting.
LuckyMan9
This is probably the least interesting thing people argue about.
Liquidxhuman
People are passionate about poop paper positioning.
coxworth
Mother in law keeps it like that. We're staying with her briefly and I knew it would be difficult but I didn't expect THAT to be the reason.
Nunyajonesinc
And the guy who invented it....https://www.businessinsider.com/patent-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3
InspiredForestRaptor
Unless there lives a cat about.
squeakVillain
Good god woman, get it right! Everyone should read the instructions that come with TP.
amundost
Well... you are wrong about the toilet paper
rbudrick
We all know the correct way is vertically on top of the roll holder.
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
OVER unless you have a cat, then UNDER.
BigJewishHulk
My cat doesn't use toilet paper. She prefers the litterbox and then licking herself clean.
Bikehelmets
In addition to the obvious, I also despise people whose roll holder requires partial disassembly to change rolls. http://i.imgur.com/3OZxye
owowowcrampcrampcramp
Why are you taking a dump at peoples houses that you despise?
NotTinyPancakes
Yeah that bothers me as well to the point where I will take it off the roll entirely and leave it behind the toilet/on top of the toilet.
nonCanadianGoose
Do you own a cat?
caludigargelig
And they are right
JamesInTasmania
The f'n PATENT shows it the right way, she's an uneducated heathen, who doesn't realize (yet) that way over flips the spider on her leg.
ssjb234
Gif is soft.
areyoualive
No sex for you
onepieceofgumleft
.... I was seriously thinking about marrying this girl , until one day I went to wipe my ass.
riChchestMat
One day? What have you been doing all the other times you’ve taken a shite?
Mcknizzle
Well who wipes every single time? Maybe he didn’t need to do it for a while
youngmountaingoat
It had built up to the point he could no longer ignore it....
HiggelyPuff
Never understood the TP dilemma.... I just put it on however....
Turboslacker
It goes the other way!
sonicthemariomasterchief
Not if you are a cat owner
nero4ty2
or have small schildren
KWJester49
Close the door?
Sheepdroid
To those playing the pet card, you're a terrible pet owner.
warick
Yup. I've got 2 cats, still put it on the right way.
FartsAtUrinals
Deformedbaby
Shit posting at its finest
KobeBurger
SociableCrow
Nice name
Right back at you
cmfler
Wouldn't the side touching your back be full of shit? I don't think people gave this enough thought
dogestyle
you have to do the ole shit twist first
Twist his shit!!!! Twist it!!
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
You just don't know shit about technology...
I'll have you know, that I am in fact a leading expert in the field of shit technologies. The hours I spent in my private test facilitiy...
SirMoistCrotch
v
BabySharkEtc
nicksNoodlePoster
Fuck that
rob98000
Why
Jackbag
Because if they didn't, no one would.
thenameshandbanana
Ruudeboy
Does anyone else here just not care? My gf and I just put the toilet paper in.
sometimescash
I bet you both eat pizza slices and hotdogs from the side and take showers then shit right after, you both should be thrown in a dungeon.
Haha, I am such a savage that I don't cut my pizza into slices, I just roll it together and eat it like a durum.
JohnMagneTrane
billytense
Bartender here, all my rolls of register paper has to roll from underneath, I have to have my tp going the same way, am I the only one?
Have
pepschtick12
No!!!
ItsDandySpaceDandy
As someone with cats, this is how you do it. Let the down votes cometh.
alrightthenkeepyourupvotes
Alistairetheblu
Have had cats all my life and never has the tp orientation either encouraged nor stopped them.
[deleted]
I do, but where the bathroom is in the house, it gets cold if the door is closed, so we leave it open until it's in use.
It's not even just that; it's nonsense to think that putting tp the other way will somehow deter a cat.
Sauroctonus
It's not to deter the cat, it's so it won't unravel when they slap it with their paws. Of course, doors work better.
MrHaveANiceDay
Because people with cats are such hostages to their cats that they can't comprehend denying Kitty Shittens their fun
Don't have cats but have a kid. They are the same or worse when it comes to TP
DidItForScience
I wonder if any Islamic terrorists have seen this gif and if so, what their reaction was.
"That white grandma didn't take out any infidels!" would be my guess.
Arracor
Eh, she took out one.
You don't know her life!
imniceronreddit
Her way makes it much harder for a cat to unroll the whole thing.
The only reasonable answer ive ever seen.
it makes it much harder for everybody
pacobedejo
So backwards TP is a sign of a household with an asshole cat. You're not helping your case...
ThomasThundersword
my cats find it much easier to ruin it that way.
Alpha38
If you've ever had a persistent cat you would know that's complete bullshit. And no orientation. Protects from claw marks, which are worse.
DavidFrostbite
This is what happens when they cant unroll the whole thing. What is worse?
sturmhauke
Can confirm, had asshole cat.
LordAriesGreyscale
... aren't all cats assholes? I'd thought that was an established fact. Was it a *super-asshole* cat?
Yeah, she wrecked shit a lot. RIP Pixie, you adorable pain in the ass.
igoslow
some cat’s are way too lazy to take it this far
Jakethesnake357
Most*
nothebees
And the bathroom is where the kitty litter is kept, so the door is always open.
This guy small apartments.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
in general cats are master infiltrators
Dustorn
Cannot confirm. If a cat wants to fuck something up, a cat is going to fuck something up.
md724
They have all day and all night to figure out why you're denying them their natural right to destroy so, yeah, can confirm.
Cats get creative about their fuckery too.
drousnavat
Well she is fucking WRONG
BatmanIPad
Well... C doesn't want to be right
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Someone at my work hangs all the paper towels this way and I FUCKING HATE THEM.
flyingmonkeystick
Unless you have cats.
ImgurEatSleep
Don't you people have the little flappy thingies on top of the TP? So they can't simply scratch the roll?
ConfederacyOfDunces
I do not, but I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Krakencrotch
You're telling me you've never seen these?
CannonKnapp
The one begrudging exception to the otherwise universal fundamental rule.
AutoTunedQueef
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Perhaps it’s a rear view
iamyourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroommate
You just saved my ass in future arguments. Showed to my wife and she was speechless. I think I won... Or am single... Can't tell...
KareemAbdulJabroni
keyonne
Yes but the other way is how cat owners should do it so the little fucks can’t unroll it.
deathelp
And this is exactly why we can't have the roll the right way. The correct way is patented.
theginofgan
Are we just gonna gloss over that username?
Looks like it
TedTheMan
Still would...
otherbarryisadick
Delete your account, you pathetic excuse for an Imgurian!
clumsiii
Shadoweclipse13
Same here. I'd just sneakily flip the roll when she wasn't looking ;-D
AZDan2012
...24
Ya c is incorrect about toilet paper.. But... Free country.. So c can do whatever freak thing c wants in her bathroom, at least
Feralkyn
c?
C = she. (i don't like it either)
KindofaBadPerson
Over 1000
NoForethought
Ya. shes going to want to go ahead and make a new account.
memeofficer
...26
Drix013
...28
TwistedLlama
thousand
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
ImgurPremiumAccount
I’m gonna frame this and hang it over the toilet paper holder!
TickTockWiggleStick
She’s patently incorrect and her reverse engineering will not go unnoticed!
LadyLongToes
When my husband pisses me off I put all of the toilet paper rolls on backwards and put all of the toothpaste in the tube at the bottom.
VesperWombat
You monster!
pfsar
That’s some serious passive aggressive shit there. Next time, replace the rolls with empty ones then repeat when he puts on fresh ones.
MrChurch
Are you my wife?
stonebone000
931
SimonDesrosiers
932
rrritchi360
...27
SaveTheMuggles
https://imgur.com/X3bcV3l
AllHailTechnoViking
Ah, found the Australian.
...25
HarryTTL
26 now
Gianttesticlemonster
JeffSmurthers
updoot
MorpheusIGuess
This is incredibly under appreciated..
millerm3000
26!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
oh, you guys contacted her, didja/
samsoniteson2000
...& 1/2
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Found the one who sets the new roll on top
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
27 1/2
thechillpilgrim
28
RememberToBeBitter
It's not wrong if you have cats that like to unroll it. ALL THE TIME
... Learn to close the bathroom door, and don't leave a cat-sized gap under the door. Knocking is enough to tell if the shitter is occupied.
SlugCouture
inolongercareaboutthis
Add me to the list. Your toilet paper is wrong.
puffyjacket69
Fucking disgusting.
LuckyMan9
This is probably the least interesting thing people argue about.
Liquidxhuman
People are passionate about poop paper positioning.
coxworth
Mother in law keeps it like that. We're staying with her briefly and I knew it would be difficult but I didn't expect THAT to be the reason.
Nunyajonesinc
And the guy who invented it....https://www.businessinsider.com/patent-shows-right-way-to-hang-toilet-paper-2015-3
InspiredForestRaptor
Unless there lives a cat about.
squeakVillain
Good god woman, get it right! Everyone should read the instructions that come with TP.
amundost
Well... you are wrong about the toilet paper
rbudrick
We all know the correct way is vertically on top of the roll holder.
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
OVER unless you have a cat, then UNDER.
BigJewishHulk
My cat doesn't use toilet paper. She prefers the litterbox and then licking herself clean.
Bikehelmets
In addition to the obvious, I also despise people whose roll holder requires partial disassembly to change rolls. http://i.imgur.com/3OZxye
owowowcrampcrampcramp
Why are you taking a dump at peoples houses that you despise?
NotTinyPancakes
Yeah that bothers me as well to the point where I will take it off the roll entirely and leave it behind the toilet/on top of the toilet.
nonCanadianGoose
Do you own a cat?
caludigargelig
And they are right
JamesInTasmania
The f'n PATENT shows it the right way, she's an uneducated heathen, who doesn't realize (yet) that way over flips the spider on her leg.
ssjb234
Gif is soft.
areyoualive
No sex for you
onepieceofgumleft
.... I was seriously thinking about marrying this girl , until one day I went to wipe my ass.
riChchestMat
One day? What have you been doing all the other times you’ve taken a shite?
Mcknizzle
Well who wipes every single time? Maybe he didn’t need to do it for a while
youngmountaingoat
It had built up to the point he could no longer ignore it....
HiggelyPuff
Never understood the TP dilemma.... I just put it on however....
Turboslacker
It goes the other way!
sonicthemariomasterchief
Not if you are a cat owner
nero4ty2
or have small schildren
KWJester49
Close the door?
Sheepdroid
To those playing the pet card, you're a terrible pet owner.
warick
Yup. I've got 2 cats, still put it on the right way.
FartsAtUrinals
Deformedbaby
Shit posting at its finest
KobeBurger
SociableCrow
Nice name
FartsAtUrinals
Right back at you
cmfler
Wouldn't the side touching your back be full of shit? I don't think people gave this enough thought
dogestyle
you have to do the ole shit twist first
cmfler
Twist his shit!!!! Twist it!!
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
You just don't know shit about technology...
cmfler
I'll have you know, that I am in fact a leading expert in the field of shit technologies. The hours I spent in my private test facilitiy...
SirMoistCrotch
BabySharkEtc
nicksNoodlePoster
Fuck that
rob98000
Why
Jackbag
Because if they didn't, no one would.
thenameshandbanana
Ruudeboy
Does anyone else here just not care? My gf and I just put the toilet paper in.
sometimescash
I bet you both eat pizza slices and hotdogs from the side and take showers then shit right after, you both should be thrown in a dungeon.
Ruudeboy
Haha, I am such a savage that I don't cut my pizza into slices, I just roll it together and eat it like a durum.
JohnMagneTrane
billytense
Bartender here, all my rolls of register paper has to roll from underneath, I have to have my tp going the same way, am I the only one?
billytense
Have
pepschtick12
No!!!
ItsDandySpaceDandy
As someone with cats, this is how you do it. Let the down votes cometh.
alrightthenkeepyourupvotes
Alistairetheblu
Have had cats all my life and never has the tp orientation either encouraged nor stopped them.
[deleted]
[deleted]
ItsDandySpaceDandy
I do, but where the bathroom is in the house, it gets cold if the door is closed, so we leave it open until it's in use.
Alistairetheblu
It's not even just that; it's nonsense to think that putting tp the other way will somehow deter a cat.
Sauroctonus
It's not to deter the cat, it's so it won't unravel when they slap it with their paws. Of course, doors work better.
MrHaveANiceDay
Because people with cats are such hostages to their cats that they can't comprehend denying Kitty Shittens their fun
Liquidxhuman
Don't have cats but have a kid. They are the same or worse when it comes to TP
DidItForScience
I wonder if any Islamic terrorists have seen this gif and if so, what their reaction was.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
"That white grandma didn't take out any infidels!" would be my guess.
Arracor
Eh, she took out one.
Sauroctonus
You don't know her life!
imniceronreddit
Her way makes it much harder for a cat to unroll the whole thing.
rbudrick
The only reasonable answer ive ever seen.
dogestyle
it makes it much harder for everybody
pacobedejo
So backwards TP is a sign of a household with an asshole cat. You're not helping your case...
ThomasThundersword
my cats find it much easier to ruin it that way.
Alpha38
If you've ever had a persistent cat you would know that's complete bullshit. And no orientation. Protects from claw marks, which are worse.
DavidFrostbite
This is what happens when they cant unroll the whole thing. What is worse?
sturmhauke
Can confirm, had asshole cat.
LordAriesGreyscale
... aren't all cats assholes? I'd thought that was an established fact. Was it a *super-asshole* cat?
sturmhauke
Yeah, she wrecked shit a lot. RIP Pixie, you adorable pain in the ass.
igoslow
some cat’s are way too lazy to take it this far
Jakethesnake357
Most*
[deleted]
[deleted]
nothebees
And the bathroom is where the kitty litter is kept, so the door is always open.
sturmhauke
This guy small apartments.
DerRattenfngerVonHameln
in general cats are master infiltrators
Dustorn
Cannot confirm. If a cat wants to fuck something up, a cat is going to fuck something up.
md724
They have all day and all night to figure out why you're denying them their natural right to destroy so, yeah, can confirm.
sturmhauke
Cats get creative about their fuckery too.
drousnavat
Well she is fucking WRONG
BatmanIPad
Well... C doesn't want to be right
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Someone at my work hangs all the paper towels this way and I FUCKING HATE THEM.
flyingmonkeystick
Unless you have cats.
ImgurEatSleep
Don't you people have the little flappy thingies on top of the TP? So they can't simply scratch the roll?
ConfederacyOfDunces
I do not, but I'm intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Krakencrotch
CannonKnapp
The one begrudging exception to the otherwise universal fundamental rule.
AutoTunedQueef
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Perhaps it’s a rear view
iamyourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroommate
You just saved my ass in future arguments. Showed to my wife and she was speechless. I think I won... Or am single... Can't tell...
KareemAbdulJabroni
keyonne
Yes but the other way is how cat owners should do it so the little fucks can’t unroll it.
deathelp
And this is exactly why we can't have the roll the right way. The correct way is patented.
theginofgan
Are we just gonna gloss over that username?
iamyourfathersbrothersnephewscousinsformerroommate
Looks like it
TedTheMan
Still would...
otherbarryisadick
Delete your account, you pathetic excuse for an Imgurian!
clumsiii
Shadoweclipse13
Same here. I'd just sneakily flip the roll when she wasn't looking ;-D
AZDan2012
...24
BatmanIPad
Ya c is incorrect about toilet paper.. But... Free country.. So c can do whatever freak thing c wants in her bathroom, at least
Feralkyn
c?
BatmanIPad
C = she. (i don't like it either)
KindofaBadPerson
Over 1000
NoForethought
Ya. shes going to want to go ahead and make a new account.
memeofficer
...26
Drix013
...28
TwistedLlama
thousand
NonBinaryGenderFluidDoggo
ImgurPremiumAccount
I’m gonna frame this and hang it over the toilet paper holder!
TickTockWiggleStick
She’s patently incorrect and her reverse engineering will not go unnoticed!
LadyLongToes
When my husband pisses me off I put all of the toilet paper rolls on backwards and put all of the toothpaste in the tube at the bottom.
clumsiii
VesperWombat
You monster!
pfsar
That’s some serious passive aggressive shit there. Next time, replace the rolls with empty ones then repeat when he puts on fresh ones.
MrChurch
Are you my wife?
ImgurPremiumAccount
stonebone000
931
SimonDesrosiers
932
rrritchi360
...27
SaveTheMuggles
https://imgur.com/X3bcV3l
AllHailTechnoViking
Ah, found the Australian.
clumsiii
...25
HarryTTL
26 now
Gianttesticlemonster
JeffSmurthers
updoot
MorpheusIGuess
This is incredibly under appreciated..
millerm3000
26!
CongratsYouAreHereNow
oh, you guys contacted her, didja/
samsoniteson2000
...& 1/2
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Found the one who sets the new roll on top
HouseoftheRisingWaffle
27 1/2
thechillpilgrim
28
RememberToBeBitter
It's not wrong if you have cats that like to unroll it. ALL THE TIME
LordAriesGreyscale
... Learn to close the bathroom door, and don't leave a cat-sized gap under the door. Knocking is enough to tell if the shitter is occupied.
SlugCouture