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I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment
Dec 30, 2016 4:40 PM
syph0r
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I wasn't ready for that kind of commitment
NoDramaForThisLlama
When a person says "I'll do it for you" or "I've done it for you" when referring to his/her personal issues, I assume they're manipulative.
SlugCamargo
That's quite a Michael Scott thing to do.
P50Juan
You never said how long you were quitting. You should, though.
Equreuil
I hate that my husband smokes... would be pissed if he did that because cigarettes are expensive. Might as well toss cash out the window
ahairybear
That's how I quit. But I never went back for the smokes
notme222
I started smoking because of an ex-girlfriend. I don't mean cigarettes. I mean she set me on fire.
SubZole
Such a hot couple :)
Saulot99
Being with someone for a time then asking you to change. Yeah can't say it's a surprise when they don't. You should've been honest with her
kiddub
I want to be with my wife now. If she was the same as when we met four years ago, it would be boring and I would have left.
Saulot99
Well if it's a change they make on there own say for a healthier life that is one thing.
DynAero
Then why the bear?
JohnnieTheShrubber
I quit smoking 59 days and I did it for myself. I hated the looks I got, so hopefully I can find a decent woman now.
EdwardSnowdensNeckMoleIsUnfortunatelyMySpiritAnimal
Well why did u promise that kind of commitment if u weren't ready for it?
FlintMurdaMitn
So she wanted a long life with you and you just said fuck it? Good job Dumbass.
locknut8
Sweet. You get those cancer sticks. You deserve them.
angelitochurrito
They make crab sticks now?
imgursresidentasshole
I prefer to call them dancer sticks
LunarApocalypse
How about death sticks?
simsl
You want to go home and rethink your life.
pawshytm
I want to go home and rethink my life.
seanbas
This is a good confession bear
zeethenomad
My wife tried throwing out my marijuana vape. I pulled it out of the trash. That shit is expensive.
Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck
I said I wouödn't drink. Drank 6 last night.
prestidigination
So you lie to women because you aren't enough of a man to be honest. Noted.
AllLivesDontMatter
If the woman lied instead, would she not be enough of a woman to be honest? That doesn't sound as catchy.
prestidigination
Maybe you have some bias and think women are generally dishonest. I don't know. Sounds as catchy as 'not man enough' to me.
AllLivesDontMatter
Now now, don't try and turn this on me. No need to be disingenuous and pretend that "you're not woman enough" is a common phrase.
Horseymcfaceyface
Yes
AllLivesDontMatter
You sure? "Woman up" isn't a phrase I've ever heard. What's the feminine equivalent, then?
kiddub
Meh, I caught myself going through an old ashtray I found after quitting for butts.
iggish
I quit smoking for my ex, when we broke up I starded again and she began as well.
Rickbutt
Baby steps friend. When you are ready it will happen. I have faith in you. If this is troll post feel free to ignore.
TheRealFrankTurpentine
She's just a girlfriend. Quit for wife. Or don't. Point for you
MessedUpAaron
UffDaDan
Honestly can say that's the first time I've heard of someone PICKING UP cigs off the side of the road, used or not.
Burnout757
Been there before.
amnjml
In fairness, cold turkey isn't the only way to quit
TheStaffmaster
Finally quit when we got a new car. Couldn't bullshit the smell away as "it's ingrained in the seats" anymore.
FullProofFluffFloof
I once told a girl I'd quit smoking for her. I did then she dumped me and I lit a flavorful one.
BroBaggins
Done this.
Whirlednews
Why was this kid in your car?
apostlepk
I've heard they call cigarettes "fags" in other countries. You keep suckin' on those fags op.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
If I met someone worthwhile I would quit smoking for them
thecolonels
If you dont, youll die of cancer alone. Haha!
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
I can only hope
policetruck
My pops quit on the spot when he met my mom. Never picked em back up, they're together to this day.
ICanHasJava
Aren't you worthwhile enough to quit smoking for?
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Maybe someday
BattleBorn84
Yeah me too
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davepermen
I stopped smoking for a piece of shit bitch who dropped any contact a few days later. Still so glad i stopped
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
You will one day, but for your sake, I just hope it's soon.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Same
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
http://imgur.com/NcJ5WmT
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Ooooh I like that
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
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iamthisguy247
I'll give you an upvote to quit smoking, would that work?
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Sorry, the nicotine is stronger than fake internet points :'(
Kittenswithasteamedcoat
You. You are worthwhile. Quit smoking for yourself.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
Nah
ShepskyHuskherd
I wish my SO would quit smoking for me. But I'm not naggy enough to ask him to quit.
SpecimenSpiff
It's only nagging if you ask him multiple times every day.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Had an ex who smoked and wasn't naggy enough either, but from now on, smoking is an absolute no go to start a relationship for me.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
Buy him easy way to quit smoking. Its a book ~100 pages. What's there to lose if it doesn't work?
Raysonson
I quit smoking for my boyfriend and I'm so glad I met someone who I loved more than ciggeretes
PFDR95
They're mini cigars. Cigarettes.
Syikho
You've never heard of the ancient Greek philosopher Ciggeretes? He's hard to put down...
Naturally90
Wow. Mind blown. Literally never made this connection!
PFDR95
I just did the other day so im spreading the word.
BlazeDragon777
You have @theIncredibleAndA.. it's yourself. You yourself are worth quitting for.
vulgarbaby
I was just gonna say this. Quitting for someone else will just make you relapse when they're no longer there for you.
BlazeDragon777
very true.
TheIncredibleAndAmazingAverageMan
BlazeDragon777
It's no less true because a stranger on the internet said it. I hope you start soon.
greenbottle22
That was beautiful
BlazeDragon777
So are you @greenbottle22
greenbottle22
Aww.. thank you! That was really sweet. =) Happy new year! You've certainly started mine off nicely.
BlazeDragon777
How has your week been? i hope you've had some moments of joy!