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How I feel as a Canadian...
Jan 20, 2017 7:52 PM
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How I feel as a Canadian...
lalunanoir
i would take anybody but the joker we have... Jacob Zuma... well except maybe Trump...
Slapthebutcher
It's true doe.
ilikepoopeeinmyhair
Lucky
Mapel
Trudeau is still pretty bad.
Malkariss
Trudeau is my salt shaker.
Kendurha
Lol. That's true doe!
rukeman
Pierre Trudeau is still P.M.? Seems like it's been a long time.
colinardo
O CANADA!
colinardo
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
IdAppreciateDickPicsIWould
Brave words, friend.
YeahWellNobodyLikesYouSteve
Fuck yea fellow Canadian
Dark0Strike
As a Canadian, can confirm.
degenerator
You should apologize first.
Dark0Strike
Sorry about that.
lizlemmler
CatTaxedo
Lucky
themagnificientham
As a Canadian... Not really an improvement
zamalek1
Tru-Tho . . .
lovethepool
You lucky bastard
VerbalSpaghetti
not lucky, he is a wolf in sheep's clothing. He's fucking over the middle class
safetcup
You can move here if you want, we accept every human being.
VerbalSpaghetti
no.... look up canadian immigration requirements.
safetcup
Plz, we even keep Islamic extremists bastards and they can even teach.
DeadBodyCascade
Didn't Castro bang his mom?
leroy666
Ask her. She'll tell you.
WishOnAMonkeysPaw
*Politely asks about medical services for non-French speakers* Trudeau: I'm going to answer in french
Fiadh
Lucky!
Marty40k
So, you are far worse off then. Enjoy your mandatory feminism.
Scythrael
Don't make this a thing. This is a stupid thing.
NotACanadian
Trudeau's gonna have a baptism of fire now. He's had a cushy neighbor for a while, now he's going to have his true test with Trump.
ssjalhazred
He's already a flaming douchecanoe, more fire won't hurt him.
Ruswal
He's already trying to secure more trade deals with other countries so that we aren't so dependent on America for all of our trading
canadianstone
Which is why a significant number of cabinet positions changed recently.
NotACanadian
Which ones?
canadianstone
International trade, foreign affairs, labour, immigration... I forget the others. Google " Trudeau Cabinet Shuffle", it happened early Jan.
RenegadeTQ
How hard of a test could that be? It's Canada.
badthaught
I hope you drop your double double you hoser
RenegadeTQ
I don't know what you chitluns are talking about but I can only assume it's some sort of burger from a fast food restaurant.
errigal
Coffee actually.
takinghostages
I fart in your general direction
gingerbread5757
Lucky you
Mistermonday96
Trump will never be my president. I'm Australian.
Nabashin
Yeah but we gave Turnbull...
YourMumKnowsMe
True but our PM will change every 1-2 years.
TotallyNotARobot
This joke has been used way too much times
FunkyPenguin
Many* much is for weight, many is for an amount.
KunFayyaKun
PM McDreamy?
detectiveperalta
Damn right he's dreamy
coffeeisnotmycupoftea
Why did Canada get a supermodel and USA got a wrinkled orange?!
uhhhphrasing
Its thanks to the french...
Flobmmando
Uuhhhh because we import models...duh.
theycallmemrgreen
Luuuccckkkkyyyy
VerbalSpaghetti
not lucky
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
I want to move to Canada so badly. Not even because of trump. I just love it there. I know it's not perfect but it seems better than the US.
blackcrow993
Ona serious note it's better in some ways but def worse in others. For example US health care is way better, but we have less crime.
Irishdancingprincess
We have Poutine and Maple Syrup, of course you love it here!
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Let's not forget the Harper years so fast!
easybrz
Yeah that damn Harper and his well thought out economic planning. That piece of shit was trying to run a surplus. Luckily we got Trudeau 1/2
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Funny stuff.
easybrz
In 23 years we will be spending more to service Trudeaus debt than we will on all of our social services combined, that is just hilarious
easybrz
To fix that problem with a 1.5 trillion dollar deficit 2/2
steerpike
Lucky bastard.
VerbalSpaghetti
nope
azazyel
I don't think we'll get this kind of fun with Trump though http://imgur.com/0atz3Gr
Twiganut
death of a bromance
AzothTheGuildRat
We'll you'll get it if Canada votes in O'Leary
Gradieus
O'Leary doesn't have the it factor like Trump. There's a fine line between bravado and egotistical. O'Leary is on the wrong side.
itsthevoiceman
We'll find out during the correspondent's dinner how everything's going.
HotdeadTesticles
Obama has been to Canada less than any other (past) president. They've barely met
Burritoheart
Just so we are clear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDO5W">_RoE">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDO5WdO_RoE and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqBHav5puKA
Dylzner
Well now that a generation of sons of pro hockey players are maturing there's some serious kids coming out of the states
TankEngineer
What a cuck
dex2775
What does that mean? I've heard that word, but I've never gotten an actual definition.
TankEngineer
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cuck
Assklowne
Search it on the science channel
Kirkules113
In Trudeau's defence most teams are like half Canadian
IEO3
And the other half are Russian
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Or Scandinavian.
DavidBrooker
The Stockholm Red Wings want a word
DoublevBomb
People of the ice and cold, in general. It's a big environmental so we're kind of spread out, continents and whatnot.
Assfullofbread
Thats stupid. You have the most teams of course youre going to have the most stanley cups. Who has the most gold medals though?
Burritoheart
I believe that is Canada, Assfullofbread
Assfullofbread
Damn right
iprettymuchonlypostcats
Well if you're asking about the most gold medals overallllll.... :)
MoistTissue
USA! USA! USA!!!!
iprettymuchonlypostcats
Dat username doe
NoForethought
We own the record for most gold in a single winter olympics, with 1/10th your population >>
iprettymuchonlypostcats
Winter is kinda your thing
NoForethought
ONE TENTH! But I digress, your country has had a rough day.
Assfullofbread
Well you do have over 284million more people than us, but besides this is about hockey ;)
Lambdafish1
Considering the UK is beating China in regard, I don't think size matters, how many more people do you have than the UK?
Assfullofbread
Well China is a third world country. The UK has double the population of Canada.
iprettymuchonlypostcats
Such a Canadian answer. I appreciate it