Phone-clearing dump 424

Apr 9, 2026 1:19 AM

indigenous101

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Soz everyone, videos were dead so deleted and now we try again.

In the words of my BIL - what language was that?!

Cannot remember where this was from but reminded me of being Sir John in Much Ado About Nothing in high school and then being nicknamed ‘the bastard’ for the rest of the year

#6 here we call is Spook Asem (Ghost Breath)

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#12 gross, I found a mantra

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#26 What about scale and scale?

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Fairy floss is just the original name for it. It was invented by a dentist and a candy maker in Tennessee. Invented in 1897 and debuted at the 1904 worlds fair.

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#13 What????

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#6 Sure, miss the awesomest one, the Dutch sugar spider, though it might just be they borrowed the word spin from English for the circular motion the machine makes. I'll stick with the Dutch spin, though, which means spider.

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#9 my heart melted

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#7 There once was a man named Enis,

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#19 that’s when the Waifu wants a bite and you really wanna say no but you can’t

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#9 The Love of Her Mumma.

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#1 why is everything capital except the f's?

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#17 That soup is for her family.

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#5 please be true

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#13 ...Do I? I thought I was pretty vanilla, TBH.

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3 months ago (deleted Apr 9, 2026 10:02 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I'm in perimenopause. That ship's probably sailed. Which is perfectly fine. The husband and I still get freaky multiple times a week, even after 22 years of marriage. I just don't need him to spit butter in my ass to enjoy it or anything.

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HAAAAAHAHA I SO hoped for this response! "Young padawan, I'm so above you because I have kinks" hahaha. I also call BS. Surprise: not everyone is a kinky nerdy imgurian loving goth girls, even on imgur. Happy for your happy marriage! Greetings!

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Haha, thank you! I mean, I'm an old goth girl myself, my husband and I have each other saved as "Gomez" and "Morticia" in our phones and the inside of my house looks like a dungeon full of preserved animal specimens and other weird bric-a-brac...but we're old, vanilla Goths in the bedroom, I guess. ;)

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#9 he’s hearing the ultrasonic squeaks.

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#8 I move like wind-blown litter and my wife collects cat boogers. Our budget is 1.2 million.

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#29 why no contact lenses?

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Not good when there’s teargas and things

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Ahhhh thank you

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My pleasure! Also…I think I’ve told you this before, but freaking love the Oxford comma. Until my dying breath, etc.

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I love you too!!! Lol but seriously, I love it too, needs to be the standard fr

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Fr fr! When I hit the character limit I don’t remove the Oxford comma. I restructure the whole text so it stays.

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#2 that would be so awesome

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I can imagine it, so vividly

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#49 eh. Been there, done that, lost a hoodie.

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#13 My BF, a shy math professor, loves board games and has a thing for BDSM that I don't share.

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#49 Barely made it halfway down.....(Satire)

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That fuckin “BUffALO” bothers me

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This is likely a result of mishandling ligature substitution. The plaintext wasn't preserved when someone copy-pasted it before changing the font and applying allcaps. I've seen large documents with every fi, fl, ff, ffi, and ffl missing. A reminder that you need to look at what you're doing in case the software doesn't do exactly what you expect

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#34

Judge Doom's relative, definitely up to no good.

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#38 is that.... David... Bowie...?....in bondage???? please excuse me while i act entirely normal

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It’s not bondage but yes it sure is Bowie

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Took the words right out of my mouth. Or my thumbs. Whatever. Bowie for the win.

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Is that considered bondage? He looks like he could get up and walk away whenever he wants to, he doesn't appear to be restrained to this chair.
Or I am blind.
My attention is easily divided!

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Shh, I am acting normal about David's feet there.

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You, my friend, consume too much porn. He's not fixed anywhere. This is what heterosexuality could look like in the 80es. From a film, but could easily have been sth he just wanted to do, "no strings attached" *chuckles*. Look where we are now with Tates and Alphas. Ri-di-cu-lous.

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He was bi

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#6 it's fairy floss in Australia

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Same in England - I’ve never heard “fairy floss”

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Sockervadd in Sweden

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Finnish: hattara ("small cloud", originally "rag, tatter" in Proto-Finnic)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/hattara

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Candy Floss in the UK

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It's a sugar spider in Dutch. Enjoy!

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