I always wave and smile. About half the time the kid waves back and occasionally smiles. The other half the parent threatens to call the cops. (Just kidding.)
I saw this posted last week. A few days ago I was thinking about it as I passed a toddler in the grocery store. Sure enough, I got the stare. Had to return it along with a smile.
That's what you gotta do, return the stare. They aren't adults, they don't get offend. They just go "hell yeah, we're staring" and then bounce into dino stomping and singing about no-clothes.
It's not all Europeans. Dutch are far and away the worst. I've started making particularly ugly faces at old people that stare at me for nearly a minute when passing each, with their mouth hanging open because they are unable to keep their jaw closed any longer.
My 1.5 year old got punched in the face with a ring yesterday and her face is all cut up. She didn't cry but the person that punched her did and she's always down to throw hands
WigglyBlondeNoodle
People with tattoos know it's not just the kids that do the long stare though.
imakeeper
Maybe you should put your pants back on.
drduffer
I always wave and smile. About half the time the kid waves back and occasionally smiles.
The other half the parent threatens to call the cops. (Just kidding.)
pleaseacknowledgethecat
They were taught that strangers are danger
Keru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMV850rhcQM
keyboardarsonist
Most toddlers don't give this much attention.
bladderinfection
I saw this posted last week. A few days ago I was thinking about it as I passed a toddler in the grocery store. Sure enough, I got the stare. Had to return it along with a smile.
andexer
That's what you gotta do, return the stare. They aren't adults, they don't get offend. They just go "hell yeah, we're staring" and then bounce into dino stomping and singing about no-clothes.
mclinka19
Maybe you should not film them, that’s creepy!
TheFastpaws
When I worked IT for a school the youngest kids were always total unfiltered dicks. When they got to 3rd grade then they would talk with ya.
RElGNMAN
You wanna go?
imgurmage
Learning about the world and people one overly long stare at a time.
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
Sure do, those creepy little fucks hahaha
spazztastic
Just give them goofy faces, or smile and you'll be surprised how they act.
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spazztastic
I've done *Patrick Stewart mild shock, and they look at me even longer and in question lol
GlacialFlour
Also the Dutch.
skibitybebop
Hahahha my friend advised me to just stare back until they look away... Europeans on trains, not children 😆
GlacialFlour
It's not all Europeans. Dutch are far and away the worst. I've started making particularly ugly faces at old people that stare at me for nearly a minute when passing each, with their mouth hanging open because they are unable to keep their jaw closed any longer.
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
Aaaahahhahahahahhaah not wrong
GlacialFlour
Don't I know it.
AllAnusMorissette
KittensForDays
This little girl is going places
robotlaserninjashark
Backwards
ChaosFrostV
To the left
BIGboyhotdog
custardlightning
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
She’s got a few more. She’s really good.
ChareAndFlaff
Pwnzistor
I need more of this
vigilante397
That was fucking imcredible.
doinitindallas
This is incredible.
GoodChange
Later, at nap time:
IHaveToSignUpToUpvoteThat
You don't have enough upvote but I want you to know that you make me laugh
marshmallowcommando
They wanna fight. I'll fight any toddler, any time.
Blimjoe
Yeah, fuck your kids, 1-2-right cross - uppercut - temple kick to make sure the little fucker stays down
WillTheFifth
FullSpecial
Jayhatesspidersandshit
My 1.5 year old got punched in the face with a ring yesterday and her face is all cut up. She didn't cry but the person that punched her did and she's always down to throw hands
LeftRightThere
themobileappisbroken
You've obviously never had to fight a toddler when it comes to bed time.
Those motherfuckers have some stamina.
adulting101
I am absolutely not telling you to harm your child, but the intent to do harm is the difference.
marshmallowcommando
Oh I have. And about to be dealing with another.