DC Gives Vance the Proper Greeting ... "Hey, It's the Couch******" ... Bonus, Hegseth Does a Pull Up Like an 7 Year Old ...

Aug 21, 2025 5:04 PM

Jbelkin

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JD Vance going to DC Shake Shack ... where he no doubt ordered a 'hamburger sandwich.'

BONUS Hegseth does a "military" pull up ... 4, 5 ... 100!

Fuck him and fuck everyone of those bitch-ass class traitors standing there protecting him and his gaggle of ghouls.

Imagine being a black woman and being a cop who protects fascist shit bags who want nothing more to put people like you back in chains. Disgraceful.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was even mentioned in the European main press that the crowd bowed him.

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1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Couch fucker!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao. All those tattoos and he can’t do a pull up? My excuse is I’m too heavy. And I don’t have tattoos. That would surely help as I likely wouldn’t have had an office job (also old so come from a time when they weren’t on everyone and everywhere).

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For traffic planning ofc

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hegseth is such an alpha. /S

1 year ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

In my day we called them assholes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alpha....is that like a furry thing?

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Astrology maybe?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maga veteran in the sticks who’s VA care just got cut…”heeeyahhhhhhh! That’s right snowflakes! America is back.”

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Couch fucker! Thanks for an appropriate description. Nosferatu is beside him.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine sucking so bad that you are the VICE PRESIDENT, literally the NEXT in line, and everyone just knows you by being a couch fucker.

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Yo, America has gone crazy.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

what is this couch fucker thing abou? what did i miss? why is everyone calling him a couch fucker

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he fucked a couch.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This ^

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonus RFK Jr. to make it all even worse.

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I hope that was Pete's 25 chin up cuz otherwise that was fucking pathetic.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that.. that's not a pull up...

1 year ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

He's fit-girl hot.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

He's a human slug. I hope he eats shit.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even a kipping pull up

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I just love knowing that no matter how badly out of shape I am, I can run laps around him and do a much better pull-up.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“One… one… one… one… Keep your legs still, bitch!” A USMC drill instructor somewhere.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a really, really poorly done partial chin-up, and he was struggling just to do enough to make it sort of identifiable. He should use an exercise band to assist, with proper form, until he can do it correctly

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

when I was in school, that was called a "kipping chin up" or a "woman chin up" and if a boy did it, it'd count as 0

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't count that as one, regardless of who did it

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“Don’t make me do exercise, I’m full of vodka!”

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KIPS DO NOT COUNT, SOLDIER. https://imgur.com/h4DPLAr.jpg

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only children think insulting others and getting away with it is power.

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1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You ain't gonna do shat. Post harder, that'll sure work!

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

"Insulting others and getting away with it..." Like every comment out of Trump's mouth? Like every post Trump makes on his wanna-be social media site?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These people are scum. Fuck them. They don't care about Americans or immigrants or our allies. They don't care about our health or freedoms. They don't care about marginalized communities and believe brown people shouldn't live here. Fuck Vance. Fuck all those motherfuckers. They deserve all the heckling they get and more.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh eat a family sized bag of dicks, if you have any room left after the boot polish.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's all the GOP has been using to gain political power and it works pretty well. So it's about time to go as low as them to win again. Acting like we are above it all only works until the Right Wing starts hanging us from the gallows.

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"freshthrowaway" lmao

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Your account started in 2024, lol.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There are so much more materials you can use against me. Try harder, go through my account and comments. Google me up. You are not trying hard enough. You fail even at personal insults, the lowest form of conversation.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

You think their username is aimed at you specifically? Sad.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck fascists and their hurt feelings.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Great job! That's what we need! When presented by an opinion you don't like, insult the person. This is for sure the best way to make the country better. You are doing a great job!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

Are you… identifying as a fascist?

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