well that was bugging me, knew I recognized the music from somewhere and finally found it: Hiroyuki Sawano - T-KT (from Attack on Titan) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqY5n4wZhM
I put a pi pico with QMK into one of these. Then we put a macro with a password on it. Now everytime we reset a laptop for a customer, we get it out of the safe and use it to input the password. Do i know the password by heart? Yes. Is it more fun to do it this way? Also yes.
pentesting - penetration testing (trying ways one might break in); vulnerability scanning - testing for known issues from unpatched software; sql injection - accessing a database directly via poorly-written server code; packet sniffing - reading network traffic; denial of service - making a service inaccessible to its intended users, usually by overloading it.
This always reminds me of a shirt I had back around 2000 (RIP thinkgeek) that showed "# grep brains you" and on the second line showed "#". Waiting in line at Best Buy, someone asked me what my shirt meant. I said "it's just a techy geek thing". "But what does it mean?" So I explained it, and they scowled at me. LOL
not 100% sure but here's what I figure, grep is "Grep, short for “global regular expression print”, is a command used for searching and matching text patterns in files contained in the regular expressions." So "# grep brains you" is like searching the person reading it for brains, and the second line just # indicates a blank or no return. Essentially saying the reader has no brain
Ahmed19851985
واااو انه لمذهل
BoYWoNdA1
What anime song is this?
tilly506
DOGE HQ
rabensaga
All that and not a single honey pot in sight
Calicoastin818
in this economy?
Wraid
well that was bugging me, knew I recognized the music from somewhere and finally found it: Hiroyuki Sawano - T-KT (from Attack on Titan) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpqY5n4wZhM
RoronoaJojo
That's what I was looking for ! You're a true hero for not rick rolling or darude sandstorming !
agentmcgee
My husband works in cyber security. He does all of this every day.
furballsoffury
It's not POV please fucking stop
RobBobertyYT
Is this musks doge team?
habslove
i should send this to my boss
SarcasticComment
Packet Sniffing feels like HR needs to get involved. *slowly takes off the plastic protector panties and takes a whiff*
TheMurderousCricket
The Nile of Service...?
I don't get it...
Anfalicious
Found the DOGE office
Aimlockbelch
Gas-powered buffer with too much fuel in it
MoralRectifier
Don't forget fuzzing!
SuperfluousMeh
The denial of service is my favorite
ReallyNotSure
redlukas
I put a pi pico with QMK into one of these. Then we put a macro with a password on it. Now everytime we reset a laptop for a customer, we get it out of the safe and use it to input the password. Do i know the password by heart? Yes. Is it more fun to do it this way? Also yes.
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Efreeti
I miss Thinkgeek
cryborg
BautaStein
Stack overflowing is a mess
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Yeah. Ever since that Monica thing...
MisspentYouth333
Ok I don’t get it, are these all terms in cybersecurity?
LoopStricken
Yes.
BearPerson
pentesting - penetration testing (trying ways one might break in); vulnerability scanning - testing for known issues from unpatched software; sql injection - accessing a database directly via poorly-written server code; packet sniffing - reading network traffic; denial of service - making a service inaccessible to its intended users, usually by overloading it.
PaperinoVB
N.3, our little Bobby Tables grew up.
linexnewt
This always reminds me of a shirt I had back around 2000 (RIP thinkgeek) that showed "# grep brains you" and on the second line showed "#". Waiting in line at Best Buy, someone asked me what my shirt meant. I said "it's just a techy geek thing". "But what does it mean?" So I explained it, and they scowled at me. LOL
SirSage
But what does it mean?
scribethemad
not 100% sure but here's what I figure, grep is "Grep, short for “global regular expression print”, is a command used for searching and matching text patterns in files contained in the regular expressions."
So "# grep brains you" is like searching the person reading it for brains, and the second line just # indicates a blank or no return. Essentially saying the reader has no brain
hippik
Jamerperson
CogYang
I love Bobby Tables
Nalianna
Did you really name your son Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-- ?
JackIsLacking
100% accurate. I was allowed into a cyber security area once, and they were doing these exact same things. Can confirm
satmanuk
Was there any back door exploiting going on?
JackIsLacking
Who told you how I got in?
hippik
I work in cybersec and that's literally what we do
PocketCleric
Having taken years of cyber classes, this is the exact thing we expect in a hard core cyber attack
hippik
Honorable mention
Log Monitoring
Noahbalboa82
Oh, thought I finally discovered how to soak logs in wood
punderstorm
Stack overflow monitor
mikeatike
It's log, it's log, it's big it's heavy, and if you print it out, it's wood.
kr1spy
Nice log stash!
Hashbrown123
That is not the Log Lady.
Vall707
Log out for now.
Grimmrog
patching, debugging security holes, they all make fine further jokes too
gawdhawly
I see logs, but not a single lizard in sight. How are you supposed to monitor those logs without them?
Dodel1976
macrolet
I thought she was logging in.
hippik
hmmm. log in monitoring? :)
alphanius
Don't forget the log out monitor
SmoeAhsolse
With the basket, I think she is logging out.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
charondaboatman
Not POV. Jfc.
ElbowDeepinAEldritchHorror
From a certain point of view.... :3
SketchyGuy301459
Thank you!
hippik
Yeah. Sorry.
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Don't be sorry. Be better. Ditch dead trends.
SailorPupitar
Pov is a descriptor, regardless of current trends, and it was used correctly in this aside from the door opening
UsersubPoetLaureate
Except for the very first clip of guy walking through door this is supposed to be POV of someone walking into lab seeing nerds doing these things
LostChats
That’s the part that’s wrong!! You can’t film someone and their POV at the same time.
ThanatosElNyx
I believe the joke is that the POV is watching the people doing things wrong. So all but the first are correct POV.
UsersubPoetLaureate
The only frame that isn’t pov is the one where the “viewer” walks through the door