Why don't we use these straws in every restaurant around the world? A Vietnamese company is making 100% compostable single-use straws out of local grey sedge grass.

Dec 3, 2019 11:42 AM

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Why don't we use these straws in every restaurant around the world A Vietnamese company is making 100% compostable single-use straws out of local grey sedge grass.

Okay let's pat ourselves for the whole straw thing, now let's not fucking forget there's far worse going into the ocean right now.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I hate cardboard straws so much that I hoard plastic straws from other restaurants in my car.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Yeha the plastic ones don't go all bad bendy bend in your cup and get paper in drinks

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but I hate the paper straws. Makes my drink not taste very well.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Use plastic, Ignore the nutjobs, if you one of the nutjobs: Buy multi use metal straw with case, buy a pair, one for hot, one for cold

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because sounds more expensive and straws are the least harmful thing to the environment out of all the things humans do and make

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

One reason is that fibrous drinking straws cause carbonated drinks to foam inside the straw.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Veritasium demonstrates at 11:40 in this video: https://youtu.be/K-Fc08X56R0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

these make it mainstream I foresee people begining to panic about GMO straws...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Straws made with straws?? How preposterous!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Why do we need straws?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean they are called STRAWS

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well.. hear me out.. drink straight from the cup

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Italy users pasta straws they are cheap, last long and 100% natural..Like always Italy is n1 in food related quality products.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine. I like straws, as long as I am spending a ton either.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Huh?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not* i forgot to include the word not.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This life moves in circles. I remember the time when straws where made of... you know, ... straw. And now after some decades of plastic...//

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BTW, I remember the time when the plastic bag was eco friendly because it saved the packing paper and no trees had to be chopped.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or...you could just drink with your mouth hole

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

Can we get a link to the company?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The packaging is an instant mason bee home

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont want coffee to taste of grass. Or soda. Or water.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Because people don't care enough about pollution to spend more money. End of story.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Use straw for straws?! Next they'll be telling us to use glass for a glass of water! The nerve!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WEED?! NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN NEIGHBORHOOD!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a nice little Vietnamese spider down your throat.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We have them in Ireland

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better yet, not use a straw at all

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

All this bullshit from one paper some stupid kid wrote. Most pollution comes from China! And we can't do shit about it.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Most pollution comes from a handful of companies.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've said it before and I'll say it again...plastic straws themselves are not hurting the environment. The way people dispose of them is.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Indeed - from a purely production standpoint, both metal and paper straws are worse for the environment.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always enjoy mankind's ability to circumnavigate facile solutions in favor of complex ones that allow them to continue their inane bulshit

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Metaphorical bandaids

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*comment brought to you by the school for using fancy words to make your essay sound more intelligent than it really is

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Big words explain more in less letters

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why use many words when few words do trick?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dey explain mo and give mo detail

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Veritable, we witness a master in using rhetoric to obscure a lack of salient content.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's about money. Where I used to work, we bought in bulk. Plastic straws cost 1c each. Paper cost 3c. God knows what that costs. Companies

6 years ago | Likes 472 Dislikes 3

even less for big companies like McDonalds, you think they're about to spend 1c on 1,000,000,000,000 Straws that's $10B

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plastic is cheap and not a lot of people are allergic to it, so it makes sense

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

Also plastic is a byproduct of petroleum so the oil lobby goes after anyone trying to pass bills that would have make plastic straws illegal

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But if people push companies to incorporate them, it’ll put more pressure/incentives for eco companies to lower costs. Like all eco shit!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plastic spoons cost $.01 more than a metal spoon.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also paper straws are shit, and the worst kind of faux environmentalism. More distraction from the real problems.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

Start nowhere until you can do it wholesale. Break everything at once. That should work, just see how well people are handling paper straws

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Plastic straws, especially from the US, contribute basically nothing at all to ocean pollution. Paper straws are not biodegradable.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly, its a start. The intent was to go with all cutterly, but current cheap safely degradable spoons melt in hot soup.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was all we could really roll out with. Does that bother you?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fact they usually take more energy and cause more pollution to produce than plastic ones. Paper straws cannot be recycled.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paper straws are nothing but malicious virtue signaling that hurt the environment and distract from actual environmentalism.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not if it’s part of a larger conversation of eliminating single-use. Multi-use plastic with better recycling tech is what we need.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 9

Just like the anti-littering campaigns by the very companies producing the waste. Paper is still a very toxic thing to create. It's waste.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

^^^

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it's still a distraction propagated by businesses to further put the onus of environmental protection on consumers rather than producers.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

... but the bans in most cases are on restaurants providing them for free, not consumers. It's the next step from plastic bag reduction.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Which is also bullshit. That kind of consumer behavior has no effect on the environment. It's just virtue signaling.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Won't implement it if it's more than paper. And they begrudgingly implemented paper

6 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 0

Because paper straws are terrible and fall apart. These grow in water so the are tough

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As much as people don't want to admit it but economic viability has to be the #1 priority in any unfriendly product or it will fail (1

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

*ecofriendly

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

just like the vast majority of past ecofriendly products. (2/2

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Economic viability is a shorthand for a lot of processes acting together. The problem is, government regulation quickly moves from...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... doing things like ensuring breathable air and the low flammability of the Cuyahoga river, into this racketeering bullshit you see now.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You also have to consider the whole process from mine to decommissioning, when you talk about the environmental impact of a thing.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus paper straws are awful

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

and the cost suggests that they have 3x the carbon footprint when you look at the entire process instead of just screeching PLASTIC BAD!!!1!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when the government taxes those companies $0.05 per straw for the negative effects on the economy those Vietnam straws will be cheaper.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

That's not capitalism

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yes it is. Cigarettes are taxed for their effects on lung cancer in many "Capitalist" countries.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither is Vietnam.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus I'd imagine the FDA would have a field day with those and all the possible sanitation issues.

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

Same standards as any vegetable probably. Which aren’t that strict.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I know current standards aren't perfect but, 'hey we washed these plants and shipped em out' seems less than ideal

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I mean, just because something wasn't fabricated in a sterile lab doesn't mean its unsafe. I'dbe just fine using them if they were washed.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

This is how plague enters US

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Granted, I'm a firm believer in the 5 second rule so that might say something about my beliefs on sanitation.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

But don't we eat plants that have been washed and shipped out?

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They arent kept in storage for months/years at a time

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not this guy!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

There's a huge difference between food and straws. They'd have to change straw storage, transport, and a lot more.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) I hate videos that make it seem like your reinventing the wheel. 2) why the fuck are we still using straws?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

But the jaunty music!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shaming people for using straws is such a cop-out put on the public by large corporations. America's waste stream is incredibly clean 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

almost none of it reaches the ocean. Other countries? Not so much. Meanwhile, cruise ships are burning bunker fuel and congress is 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

killing programs to make solar, electric cars, and geothermal power affordable for the masses. But yeah..its the straws, right? 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For the exact same reasons we STARTED using them.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2) Milkshakes, smoothies, being able to drink from a cup with a lid, people with disabilities or tooth sensitivity.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

I suspect it also cuts down on spillage and clean up in high traffic eating locations. With how tight wad McD's I wouldn't be surprised.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

+ice

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That last point I'll concede to, however everything else can be drank normally and/or assisted with a spoon.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

My late FIL had had a stroke and could only use a straw to drink from for several months. The pulling-a-straw-from-a-distressed-turtle's+

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nose video really upset me, but they *are* necessary for some people.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We got my FIL metal straws that he loves because he also needs them but a specific length and shape works best. This way he always has the

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't drink something normally through a lid.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Take off the lid.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy idea: take the lid off. Do you ever have drinks in your house? Have you tried drinking directly from the cup?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Not while I'm driving thanks. Who the heck uses straws in their house?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Truly, the only time I use straws is when at restaurants, and only because they give them to you. I've been avoiding straws now, it's REALLY

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

These would be great as long as they don't fall apart in 2 minutes like paper straws.

6 years ago | Likes 452 Dislikes 6

They last for a solid hour before going soft in my experience. Haha, are you biting the damn straw?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Grew up with paper straws. They had a wax coating so they wouldn’t fall apart. They don’t do this now?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suspect it's harder to keep them hygienic than plastic which comes from pure plastic stock, not the pesticide and pest world.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just gotta down that 64 oz Big Gulp in 8 seconds or less

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The paper straws alter the taste of whatever I’m drinking as well.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch out for the random spiders though.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Yeah, they’re not cleaning them, they’re inserting spiders.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And the drop bears, m8!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Protien

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sasig

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How else am I gonna meet the annual quota?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.haystraws.com/ US company that's already doing this.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

"If you have a severe grass or hay allergy we suggest..." Unfortunately this is me, I'll keep looking for alternatives.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I didn't even consider that, what a bummer. Metal straw for you I suppose...

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's what it looks like, they're just a pain to wash, but better that than wasting more plastic.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Use a pipe cleaner

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you just use pipe cleaners? Or is there something more reusable that one could use?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just rinse right after you use it and it'll be super easy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seems like they would give a grassy taste to anything, though

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don’t. I’ve used them for iced coffee many times.

6 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 2

Do they add any flavor? I've had people complain about that.

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

I’ve used them - a LITTLE bit. Way less noticeable with strong drinks like coffee but if you drink water with them it has a grassy taste.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A little bit, but iced coffee is so strong, it gets lost in the flavor.

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Plastic straws have flavor too, you just adjusted to them decades ago. Hell, I remember plastic straws smelling as a kid

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Not nearly as much, paper has a much looser structure and dissolves in water.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not all brands are equal, some get soft in 20 mins, some last a whole days drive.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paper straws don't fall apart but they feel really weird. It may be psychological but it just feels like soda doesn't taste as good w/them.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

DEFINITELY not your imagination... Paper straws are a TERRIBLE idea, (Especially for the Earth...) and someone should be shot for that...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably all the paper pulp and glue that gets mixed in with the drink

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate them so much, I try to be green, but the feel of paper in my mouth is incredibly unpleasant, especially since I'm a straw biter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on the drink they definitely fall apart or just fail. Jamba Juice here tried them once, they'd jam and crumple to pieces

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They may not all be created equal. The ones our Carl's Jr. has will last in a soda for 30+ minutes but they feel gross & affect flavor.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they also tasted weird. With the jamba juice I think it was because the smoothies were way too thick for em

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're a nice idea but horribly executed, and the Jamba Juice stopped using paper straws within a week

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN DRINK WITHOUT HAVING TO USE A FUCKING STRAW? HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

You can also walk to work, shit in a hole outside, shave with a rusty knife, kill your own livestock, etc. Demand drives this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lots of disabled people can not.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Lots" meaning like less than 1 out of 1,000 in the general pop.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That's not insignificant.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reducing plastic straw consumption by 1000 times isn't either.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why cant we just tip the damn cup?

6 years ago | Likes 897 Dislikes 49

Many disposable cups are too cheaply made for that - they deform and spill too easily without the lid on, and don't have a drinking hole.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have quite a bit of nerve damage in my lower jaw from a surgery. I need a straw. I do buy compostable ones though.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cause moustaches

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some people physically can't and are dependant on straws for their daily hydration.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Clearly does not have kids.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes because neither did anyone else pre-1960s

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We would have to cut out fossil fuels to stop climate change, but the way I see it we cant even cut out plastic straws without going crazy.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're rather convenient for drinking something you bought at a drive-thru in the middle of a long but time-pressured drive.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus there's all manner of other reasons you may need a straw; physical disabilities & stopping small kids from spilling drinks for starters

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you've got a kid still having difficulty graduating from sippy cups and juice bottles with those pop-up nozzles, would you trust them

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

to drink straight from a paper cup at a fast food joint instead of using a straw? Especially if also in your car?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Also: juice boxes in general.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why can't companies stop trying to shove off the responsibility onto the consumers that don't make up a fraction of the pollution they do?

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Because that isn't profitable.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For when you don't want to let go of that double-hand required burger

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because restaurants should just pay their damn cups a decent wage!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I came back to upvote this. :)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s what I’m sayin. Just remold the lids to be the sippy lids you get for coffee cups.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coke

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You have 36 replies and I bet without looking it is 36 people telling you how they have this rare disorder that disallows them or a loved

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

one to be able to put a cup to their face and drink like the people who have lived us for thousands of years before us have. But Im with you

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

that still doesn't understand why we the other 7 billion people on earth cannot drink from a cup 99% of the time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hallelujah

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

I can, I can also use a strip with certain drinks because it is nicer. I wouldn't drink an Ice Mocha Frappe but I do with a straw... or did.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You wanna know what's worse... this wasn't auto correct I just keep messing up words lately :/ (strip = straw)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You cant drink boba without straws.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have children that would spill an open container

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

sippy cups exist.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

I think there needs to be an improvement on current cups. Could be worth billions if something is developed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes one of the great causes of infant mortality pre-1960s was children's inability to consume any liquids not through a sippy cup.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

???? Not even relevant. Constantly spilling drinks is a nuisance

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

??? So are your crotch goblins kids can learn to drink from cups without straws and not constantly spill. Im in my 30s and never used a

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

straw at home growing up. It was only later in my teens that I was regularly exposed to fast food and thus straws. If you're kid has

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I don’t want to...why is it ok to tell me how to live my life? If your answer is “the environment” fuck off.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you’ve got a full face of makeup on, you use a straw.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I prefer to drink anything sweet or things that stain teeth through a straw

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But it's heavy..

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Boba

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Because. v

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

As a IT/SE person, this hurts my soul.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pretty impressive.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause milkshakes, that’s why

6 years ago | Likes 195 Dislikes 9

I feel like I am about to say something cray-cray but am the only one that thinks milkshakes suck? I either want ice cream or flavored milk.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I am handed something in between then a straw it last for like two strong sucks then I put it away for it to melt..then forget about it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The boys can baby bird it to me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cause rohypnol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Use a spoon. If they made it right, that should be enough

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You mean a those plastic spoons they give you at fast food places?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If they made it right, a straw won't even work.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I can drink a milkshake through a straw instead of eating with a spoon, it's just flavored milk

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck your milkshakes. I bet they don't even bring a single boy to the yard.

6 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 4

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if Whitney Huston - who IS every woman - went to the one yard where all the boys where?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WAIT. I HAVE A THING FOR THIS....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The waiting is the hardest part.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you I wanted to say that +1

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cool, tilt a 32 ounce cup towards your face while driving. See how that goes.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

yea id rather chase a straw around the cup while im driving

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why lids hold the straw in one place.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh so your solution is more plastic?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The solution is better containment. Plastic is itself not an awful idea, its disposal is the problem. Sequester it better.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you think you need a 32 ounce cup of anything you might need to reconsider your life choices anyway

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If I feel like I'm about to technicolor yawn, you ain't takin' the sprite away from me.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some people have needs beyond the ability to pick up a cup. And other types of straws aren't usable.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Then those "some people" should figure their shit out. I have person challenges myself I don't except the world to take care of me

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I have a massive beard. Straws and to-go cups prevent it from getting caked in whatever I'm drinking.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yes lets kill the fucking planet and everything on it because some white dude in America with a beard can't figure out how to groom himself.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Automatically white and an American? How many calories did you burn with that jump

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Americans are the only ones obsessed with this fucking straw thing (mainly because they're obsessed with ice) and you have big burly beard

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how often do you see a black dude rocking a massive beard (or brown dude for that matter). And furthermore who other than a white American.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, Americans are just the ones that protest the loudest against 'freedom' and everyone likes to gawk at that.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

+1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because some of us have sensitive teeth, but still like chilled drinks on occasion.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Then some of us should handle their business and make allowances for it rather demanding 7billion people drink like them and ruin the planet

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...I use a reusable metal straw.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay.....so do I. I am not sure what you think you're contributing to the discussion

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that not everyone can drink cold drinks as freely as others? Then suddenly, someone took an accusing tone with me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liquid in the facial hair

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Came here for this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes lets kill the fucking planet and everything on it because some white dude in America with a beard can't figure out how to groom himself.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's (usually) just a question of poor technique

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How dare you belittle my drinking problem v

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You ever try to boof something by just tipping the cup?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You blow lots of things in your ass with a straw then?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Usually just smoke

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depending on the day

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s some peeps that physically can’t do that.

6 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 12

Exactly. Maybe large companies that have the money for a better solution that works for every person could do something about our crisis-

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

- but go off on disabled people, imgur. Stat classy.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

The VAST majority of straws are used by people who could tip the cup tho.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Exactly. I work in restaurants, and there have been two people who Needed a straw, the rest are usually lazy/ germaphobic. I won’t rant tho.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

While true, those people are very few and far between and shouldn't be used as an excuse for the rest of us to not adapt.

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 30

Well we could be lightyears ahead in tech if we didn't need to idiot-proof everything

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Children.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 5

sippy cups.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Actually it isn't super uncommon. I found that out when I became one of those people. Reusable straws are a thing, tho.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

5.6 million is very few? 1 in 50 Americans? 2013 studies disagree with you. I’m sure that number has risen since then

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 23

Let's math for a sec. 1 in 50 need it. That's 2 in 100. That means 2% need it. 2% would generally be considered very few.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

98% can drink from the cup, while the 2% that need it could have "straws available upon request"

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yes. 5.6m of the 327m people living in the US is only 1.7%. Care to post your source? I'm genuinely curious

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

There were 315m in the 2013 census, so 5.6m is about 1 in 50.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Come work in under hospital for a day with me and see why straws are a necessity in patient care. Biodegradable is fine, but I need them.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I'm not saying get rid of all straws. I'm saying most of the people who use them don't need to and can find a better alternative

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That adaption comes specifically at a cost you dont have to pay, disabled peeps do, so maybe look into solutions for everyone.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not saying get rid of all straws. I'm saying most of the people who use them don't need to and can find a better alternative

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because lipstick. I know, I know...ridiculous

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Get better lipstick. Mine doesn't come off with general drinking.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a lipstick wearer I get that but use setting powder as intended or get better quality lipstick or look classier by using metal straw

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, as a one time bartender and glass collector/washer, I thank you for your consideration. Even if it is ultimately based in selfishness.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lipstick is a friggin' nightmare to get off of bar glasses.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't I know it. It's also annoying if your lipstick keeps coming off and it looks like it's just liner....not a good look.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are we, peasants?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I have a condition that makes it painful to tip my head back, and nearly impossible to swallow if I do. I need straws, especially with ice.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 6

I have pretty serious erosion on the tips of my teeth so cold or hot drink will cause me hours of pain. straws pull painful or acidic

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fluid past them. i dont use them often but they help.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You & anyone with a similar condition can use straws while the rest of us somehow manage.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Sucking dick syndrome, yea I have heard of it before.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

Sauce?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll just bet you have.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Do you want to put a full styrofoam cup of soda in your car without a lid?

6 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 11

First off fuck styrofoam second of all how the fuck do your drink coffee and hot drinks with a straw too?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I giggled at this, the styrofoam bit was the joke. I think?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have... you never seen a coffee cup before?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok, your missing the point entirely with the styrofoam.

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 11

you're* missing the joke

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 9

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Just use sip cup lids

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Remember that time Starbucks got rid of straws in favor of these and ended up using more plastic than if they had kept the straws

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i remember the internet talking bout it but the starbucks here in cali never got rid of straws

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made of plastic lol?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

I’m just saying you can drink from the cup without a straw, if you wanted. I’m not trying to save the environment or anything

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes? no one is saying dont use lids.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That's my whole point dipshit.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coz four year old, that's why.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

Yes pre-1960s when straws became popular all children four years and under had never had liquid in their life

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah I remember those days! Little desiccated children wandering the streets. Oh! How my heart broke!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My 1 year old is learning to sip from pint glasses; step up your game!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

just because most kids can drink from a cup pretty early doesn't mean you want them having an open cup with them, spills happen often

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh my god, and than you have to clean up... what a horrible thing to happen. Seriously, grow some.. or come with actual arguments.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

cleaning up juice or milk all over the table, tablecloth, floor, food and kid in the middle of dinner, then changing clothes and remaking >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty flawed. What if you're in the car driving or what if they spill it walking past a TV, phone, etc. Can't clean broken electronics.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like something the ice cubes waiting to attack my face would say....

6 years ago | Likes 542 Dislikes 11

Crumchy water

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why add ice if the water/beverage is already chilled to the correct temperature? It makes more sense to insulate the cup.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 23

Sounds like somthing styrofoam would say!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Ice reduces the amount of liquid you have to serve, so saving money.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

I mean it depends on the beverage, making a glass of ice typicaly costs more than a glass of soda for instance

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless their plan is you'd be so unsatisfied with the quantity (due to ice displacing valued product) they hope you buy more or larger size.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why I always say no ice and ask for one of those coffee-cup insulation sleeves.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

And the beverage stays at a nice chilled temperature for a longer time

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

True, but dilution. A&W doesn’t serve ice!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0