Lord Buckethead has a pretty sensible manifesto

Jun 13, 2017 11:56 AM

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Ceefax was pretty neat.

I'm glad this repost comes with a little bonus Facebook at the top

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 but now we know.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not the worst plan I've seen. Though I think voting age should be 20-80

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Honestly, I'd seriously vote for him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has a point with 15

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

15 also helps the environment

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

14 and 15 are actually amazing policies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to google Katie Hopkins. How is that lady 42 but looks 62?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's all the bile that keeps spewing out of her mouth. Ages the skin and absolutely ruins your clothes.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Im all for that 80 voting limit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11, 14, and 15 are quite sensible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 seems a tad odd. Not all people over 80 are senile and NO ONE gains +20 wisdom by turning 16.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait MPs don't have to live in their district?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent! Sensible policies for a happier Britain!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too progressive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm sold

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

I want to immigrate to England just to vote for this guy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not going to lie the age limit should be implemented

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14 and 15 aren't really that stupid or silly, first half of 13 is also worth looking into

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You screwed up #7 already, now they're not secret subs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually that's a solid standpoint. I'd vote for that

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I remember how to spell because, my year 1 teacher taught me Big Elephants Can't Add Up Sums Easy because x

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I'd vote for buckethead

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 3

I think a good 3/4th of America would vote for Buckethead.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

At this point, yeah, pretty much.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a cameo on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Ruled!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It is sad when Lord Buckethead is the most sensible candidate.

9 years ago | Likes 303 Dislikes 7

He needs more details of his "arms deals" ... if there aren't mannequin arms, I will be disappointed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Mar 9, 2023 12:50 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

What about Captain sensible's party?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean the monster raving looney party, they appear milder these days

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American, I assume the idea of Lord Buckethead is to partly mock the American election of Trump. That and the process in general.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Yes, because everything is actually about the US.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The UK has a long and inglorious history of odd, amusing or borderline insane candidates. We have yet to put one in charge, though.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, a long and glorious history, and then 'muracah gets in the fast Lane and gets there before you do

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. It's not to mock us. They have their own problems to be mocked.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, its to mock Theresa May

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As I said to the other correction comment I am uncultured, so thank you for a legit response.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not at all it was the uk election nothing to do with trump. Hes stood a few times before. (There was also a fish finger stood)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buckethead's first campaign was in like the 80s, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

is he the Vermin Supreme of the UK?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my understanding. Though his platform seems a lot more... normal than Vermin's, at least in places.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry I was born '97 and am very uncultured so that is why i posted to more caring imgurians to help me understand the backstory.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#8 Does she have say in it?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

That's not how nationalization of resources tends to work

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, but it is her civil duty to do so.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No one should ever lose their right to vote, especially based on age. But aside from that, its not bad.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 11

+ the whole "we can and will fuck over future generations just because we can and won't be alive to suffer the consequences" Re: brexit.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

No, old people can definitely lose it. Just like kids don't vote, old people shouldn't vote. For the same reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

A test of non-senility/competence seems perfectly reasonable until thinking of those deciding who's unfit to have a say. (historically esp.)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What about felons? Because in the US (not sure about UK) they can't vote.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

felons are only prevented from voting while incarcerated, on probation/parole & 2yrs following release. after that, they can 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

typically re-register to vote, unless convicted of treason. http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/felon-voting-rights.aspx

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

different states have different laws about it though. here's some more sauce in next comment: 3/

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't wish Katie Hopkins upon the dark denizens of the Phantom Zone.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 4

I would. I really, really would. Really.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor Zod, has he not suffered enough...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's a Katie Hopkins?

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

This idiot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwLhnZ7SjEQ

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Good lord...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rich bitch who doesn't know India is a country but STILL manages to be smarter than p. much all of UK politicians when it comes to terrorism

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

a woman so good at trolling she has become a member of the British commentariat

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some rich anti-islam lady is all I've heard so far.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

She's also very anti-poor people and slightly-subtly anti-black people.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh? That's far less justifiable and ideally I'd like some proof.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Then go YouTube it yourself. What am I, your fucking internet browser?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She's only a little anti black. Can't go full anti black. Her weekends would suddenly be free.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my meaning. She says shit like "oh I dont want my children playing with a ...'Tyrone'..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A shit-eating rich bitch with more jewellery than sense. UK morning 'news' likes to have her sit-in and enrage the hosts with her horseshit-

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

-opinions about ethnic minorities and muslims to generate controversy and viewing figures (Hopkins is too stupid to realise when she's bei-

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

-ng a bigoted cunt and thinks everything she says is smart because she enunciates).

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure she knows. The issue is she keeps getting invited on to these shows which nets her more cash.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How informative. She seems like a right cunt

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

UK Ann Coulter? That's what it sounds like to me.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So you really fancy her then? *vom*

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